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Org Christmas TV Well, let's take a look at Christmas Day's Org offerings on the television.
8:00am IceNine's Nativity Pre-recorded earlier this year, Ice narrates this touching version of the first chapter of the greatest story ever told. All to a soundtrack by cloud9mission. 9:30am Movie - The Sound Org Music Set in war-torn Zurich, REDFEATHERS is a nun who loves life. Her life changes when she has to become a nanny for seven children whose Father is a rather sexy ex-naval officer with a huge cock. Features the songs; 'How Do You Solve A Problem Like Gonorrhea?', 'Do-Shag-Me', 'Climb Ev'ry Mountie' and 'The Lonely Goatfucker'. 1:00pm Newsflash Dansa reads the lunch-time news dressed in a fairy's tutu and a wand, which she uses whilst doing the weather report. 1:30pm The Soul Train Minstrel Show Justin Timberlake, The Osmonds, The Backstreet Boys and Cher all go black-face in this totally PC and not at all offensive tribute to the ever-popular 70s music extravaganza. 2:30pm The Life and Times of Grizzly Cloudbuster Cloudy and his bumbling companion Christopher live an independent life in the wilderness, accompanied by a bear. The trouble starts when the bear wants to go to the San Francisco Bear Pride weekend. 3:30pm The Queen of England patronises the Commonwealth More bullshit from Her Maj. 3:45pm Movie You've All Watched On Video/Satellite/Cable Anyway Harrison Ford, Jodie Foster, Leonardo DiCaprio and Bing Crosby star in this Christmas Fantasy movie about a small boy's attempt to reach the moon in a jug of olive oil. 5:30pm An Audience with Haystack Haystack entertains a few people in a lonely bar who are as drunk as he is. 7:30pm The Wizard Of Org Age-old classic, set in the modern surroundings of a virtual Prince community. Stars stymie as Dorothy, JDINTERACTIVE as the Scarecrow, Althom as the TinMan, CtheUncanny as The Cowardly Lion, Supa as The Wicked Witch and Lleena as The Good Witch. Contains strong language and strobe lighting. 10:00pm The cborgman story An in-depth look at this extraordinary character's life. 10:03pm Late Nite Chat With INSATIABLE In this festive edition, INSATIABLE will be chatting with the newly captured Saddam Hussein, talking to him about his life and his latest role in 'The News'. Her other guests include top comedian PeeWee Herman. Music is by the cast of Yentl. 11:35pm Movie - La Soufflé Dans Le Lapin Heart-wrenching French film about a woman who lives her life in black and white, having lots of depressing relationships with men and women and wandering around the streets of Paris, clutching a dead rabbit. Starring Paisley LaTerre, EvilWhiteMale Dubois and Alain Delon. 1:15am Close | |
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You are soo dead Haystack! 
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REDFEATHERS said: You are soo dead Haystack!
Hey, you happily took up the role! | |
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:LOL: :LOL: | |
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Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: You are soo dead Haystack!
Hey, you happily took up the role!  I gave you 5 stars anyway LOL Its great!  | |
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huh-huh...i'm doing the weather report. but...in a tutu and a wand? what about my latex business suit with the matchin spiked collar???
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: huh-huh...i'm doing the weather report. but...in a tutu and a wand? what about my latex business suit with the matchin spiked collar???
Wait for Boxing Day. Incidentally, does anybody know what else is on over the festive period on Org TV? | |
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here's what's gonna be on, early christmas eve:
1:20 am: The Best of Org Infomercials Today: Cloudbuster's Jack-A-Thread Plus®, 60-Second Steel Buns™ with sag10, ReverendDee's Holy Anointing Oil and Salad Dressing. 2:20 am: test patterns 5 am: Org Agricultural Report 6 am: The Voom Room with Mr. Shausler Today's lesson: the letter 'Q' and how to voom in stereo. 6:30 am: Deviant Sex Tapes from Paisley Park Starring Prince, a year's supply of spinach dip, and all the exotic dancers from Skyway Show Lounge. 6:40 am: more test patterns 7 am: The Orgmark Holiday Movie: "It's a Lurkerful Life" Starring: all the lurkers, and AaronAlmighty as Santa.  | |
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Haystack said: 7:30pm The Wizard Of Org Age-old classic, set in the modern surroundings of a virtual Prince community. Stars stymie as Dorothy, JDINTERACTIVE as the Scarecrow, Althom as the TinMan, CtheUncanny as The Cowardly Lion, Supa as The Wicked Witch and Lleena as The Good Witch. Contains strong language and strobe lighting. | |
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 that's the kind of stuff that made me come back! you rock, stack!! | |
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althom said: Haystack said: 7:30pm The Wizard Of Org Age-old classic, set in the modern surroundings of a virtual Prince community. Stars stymie as Dorothy, JDINTERACTIVE as the Scarecrow, Althom as the TinMan, CtheUncanny as The Cowardly Lion, Supa as The Wicked Witch and Lleena as The Good Witch. Contains strong language and strobe lighting. 
Hey, U sayin' I aint got no brain?! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: althom said: Haystack said: 7:30pm The Wizard Of Org Age-old classic, set in the modern surroundings of a virtual Prince community. Stars stymie as Dorothy, JDINTERACTIVE as the Scarecrow, Althom as the TinMan, CtheUncanny as The Cowardly Lion, Supa as The Wicked Witch and Lleena as The Good Witch. Contains strong language and strobe lighting.
Hey, U sayin' I aint got no brain?! Yeah, and..? | |
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IAmTheTouch said: that's the kind of stuff that made me come back! you rock, stack!!  | |
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funny funny stuff
 Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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| I LOVE HAYSTACK! Now, that's some TV worth watching
(but, I'm sad that I didn't get to have my television debut during this holyist of holy seasons...  ) | |
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Haystack said: JDINTERACTIVE said: althom said: Haystack said: 7:30pm The Wizard Of Org Age-old classic, set in the modern surroundings of a virtual Prince community. Stars stymie as Dorothy, JDINTERACTIVE as the Scarecrow, Althom as the TinMan, CtheUncanny as The Cowardly Lion, Supa as The Wicked Witch and Lleena as The Good Witch. Contains strong language and strobe lighting.
Hey, U sayin' I aint got no brain?! Yeah, and..?
You'd be 1/2 right!  | |
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applekisses said: I LOVE HAYSTACK! Now, that's some TV worth watching
(but, I'm sad that I didn't get to have my television debut during this holyist of holy seasons... )Boxing Day 8:30pm Applekisses Secret Surprises Heart-warming show where applekisses springs unexpected surprises on various Orgers and makes their dreams come true. Haystack gets to ride an elephant, Therapy plays the triangle with Prince, PREDOMINANT appears as an extra in 'Matrix New Power Generations' and mrdespues meets his long-lost great-great-great Grandfather. Meanwhile, applekisses looks on in a self-important, patronising fashion. | |
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1:20 am: The Best of Org Infomercials
Today: Cloudbuster's Jack-A-Thread Plus®, 60-Second Steel Buns™ with sag10, ReverendDee's Holy Anointing Oil and Salad Dressing. [/quote]
 Oh no you didn't! You did!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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I would of liked a show about me...  The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"... | |
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BabyCakes said: I would of liked a show about me...
Oh Cakes... just look at you in your avatar... that speaks mounds... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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BabyCakes said: I would of liked a show about me...
Christmas Sunday 7:00am Rise and Shine with BabyCakes The naked keep-fit guru gets festive as she shows us how to trim off those excess Christmas pounds. Featuring the entire Chaos and Disorder CD as a soundtrack, BabyCakes gives us a full aerobic workout to the entire CD. Special guests include Fozzie Bear and Dame Judi Dench. | |
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sag10 said: BabyCakes said: I would of liked a show about me...
Oh Cakes... just look at you in your avatar... that speaks mounds... Oh sag... you darling you... Come and rise and shine with me on Sunday at 7am! Your a peach!!! [This message was edited Wed Dec 17 10:29:50 PST 2003 by BabyCakes] The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
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Haystack said: BabyCakes said: I would of liked a show about me...
Christmas Sunday 7:00am Rise and Shine with BabyCakes The naked keep-fit guru gets festive as she shows us how to trim off those excess Christmas pounds. Featuring the entire Chaos and Disorder CD as a soundtrack, BabyCakes gives us a full aerobic workout to the entire CD. Special guests include Fozzie Bear and Dame Judi Dench. I love it!!!  The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
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Haystack said: 10:03pm Late Nite Chat With INSATIABLE In this festive edition, INSATIABLE will be chatting with the newly captured Saddam Hussein, talking to him about his life and his latest role in 'The News'. Her other guests include top comedian PeeWee Herman. Music is by the cast of Yentl. jesus... I just saw this.
They're all great!! !
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INSATIABLE said: Haystack said: 10:03pm Late Nite Chat With INSATIABLE In this festive edition, INSATIABLE will be chatting with the newly captured Saddam Hussein, talking to him about his life and his latest role in 'The News'. Her other guests include top comedian PeeWee Herman. Music is by the cast of Yentl. jesus... I just saw this.
They're all great!! !
Why thank you Ma'am. | |
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| Goodstuff! | |
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Haystack said: applekisses said: I LOVE HAYSTACK! Now, that's some TV worth watching
(but, I'm sad that I didn't get to have my television debut during this holyist of holy seasons... )Boxing Day 8:30pm Applekisses Secret Surprises Heart-warming show where applekisses springs unexpected surprises on various Orgers and makes their dreams come true. Haystack gets to ride an elephant, Therapy plays the triangle with Prince, PREDOMINANT appears as an extra in 'Matrix New Power Generations' and mrdespues meets his long-lost great-great-great Grandfather. Meanwhile, applekisses looks on in a self-important, patronising fashion. YAY! I'm like Mr. Rourke on "Fantasy Island" | |
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Christmas Eve - 7:30am Bumping with Haystack
In this festive edition, Haystack shows us how to bump threads in order to get maximum views. | |
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Haystack said: Christmas Eve - 7:30am Bumping with Haystack
In this festive edition, Haystack shows us how to bump threads in order to get maximum views. Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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