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Female scorecard Men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women for thousands of years, Finally, this guide helps you understand just how it works.
Always remember, to make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and you lose points. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Hey, it's her game, you might as well learn how to play. SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed...+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows...-1 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...-2 You leave the toilet seat up...-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty...+5 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...-2 You go out to buy her extra -light panty liners with wings...+5 in the rain...+8 but return with beer...-1 and no pads...-25 You check out a suspicious noise at night...+1 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing...nada You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5 You pummel it with a six iron...+10 It's her cat...-40 AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire party...nada You stay by her side for a while, then leave with a drinking buddy...-2 Named Tiffany...-20 Tiffany is a dancer...-50 With breast implants...-100 HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday...+1 You buy a card and flowers...+2 You take her out to dinner...+5 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...+6 Okay, it is a sports bar...-20 And it's all-you-can-eat night...-30 It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team...-40 A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a pal...nada The pal is happily married...+1 The pal is single...-10 He drives a Ferrari...-20 With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)...-30 A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie...+2 You take her to a movie she likes...+5 You take her to a movie you hate...+8 You take her to a movie you like...-5 It's called Death Cop III...-10 it features Cyborgs that eat humans...-15 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...-20 YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly...-15 You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it..+10 You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts...-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."...-1000 THE BIG QUESTION She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding...-10 You reply, "Where?"...-35 You reply, "No, honey, I think it's your butt"...Game_Over When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Idiot. | |
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2the9s said: Idiot.
Didn't score to well eh? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: 2the9s said: Idiot.
Didn't score to well eh? I'd rather not say... | |
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Remember that fellas | |
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lmao...i'm printing this off for my man right now! How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! I know | |
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bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! being easy is a far more approprite word me thinks How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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msserendipity said: bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! being easy is a far more approprite word me thinks When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: msserendipity said: bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! being easy is a far more approprite word me thinks | |
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REDFEATHERS said: bkw said: msserendipity said: bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! being easy is a far more approprite word me thinks When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: bkw said: msserendipity said: bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! being easy is a far more approprite word me thinks | |
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REDFEATHERS said: bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: bkw said: msserendipity said: bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! being easy is a far more approprite word me thinks It was tough to break me wasn't it? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: bkw said: msserendipity said: bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Male Scorecard
Give him a great blowjob 100 points We are far less complicated! being easy is a far more approprite word me thinks It was tough to break me wasn't it? I have 150 points now | |
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I'm still adding up. | |
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Moderator | bkw this is great.
What about taking out the garbage, doing the laundry, cooking, child care, shopping, errands, dealing with stress, inlaws and outlaws???? [This message was edited Wed Dec 17 1:02:13 PST 2003 by luv4u] Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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