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Do You Have a Live Tree or an Artificial Tree For Christmas? Or perhaps, no tree at all? I always get a live tree, because I like the pine smell that they have. I went to a tree farm this year where you cut your own tree, and got a Scotch Pine (real pretty!). The only drawback to having a live tree is the needles falling onto the carpet and stepping on them with no shoes on. Youch!
My parents bought an artificial pre-lit tree, which is also real pretty, and a lot easier to put up (no lights to worry about, which is a pain). RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Fake!
added a woot edit [This message was edited Sat Dec 13 16:16:00 PST 2003 by 2the9s] | |
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Live there's nothing better than sitting on the couch or walking around the house and catching a wiff of the pine scent. | |
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I used to always insist on a real tree. But two years ago, the tree we bought was shite and all the needles fell off before Christmas day!!!
Last year, we bought one of those really expensive fake ones that look pretty realistic. The only trouble is that you don't get that lovely Christmas tree smell. | |
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I have artificial limbs. Does that count? | |
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Cloudbuster said: I have artificial limbs. Does that count?
Can I pummel you with them? Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Cloudbuster said: I have artificial limbs. Does that count?
You've an artificial personality! | |
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Paisley said: Live there's nothing better than sitting on the couch or walking around the house and catching a wiff of the pine scent.
I agree! I always buy a wreath to put on the inside of my door for the very same reason - the pine smell. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Haystack said: Cloudbuster said: I have artificial limbs. Does that count?
You've an artificial personality! | |
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INSATIABLE said: Cloudbuster said: I have artificial limbs. Does that count?
Can I pummel you with them? Maybe. | |
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Haystack said: I used to always insist on a real tree. But two years ago, the tree we bought was shite and all the needles fell off before Christmas day!!!
I'm sorry to hear about that. A friend who I used to work with had the same thing happen to her, and I felt bad, because she has 3 young children. She and her husband took the tree back and got a refund or an exchange (can't remember which, but it was one of those). RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Cloudbuster said: INSATIABLE said: Cloudbuster said: I have artificial limbs. Does that count?
Can I pummel you with them? Maybe. You're a tease and you smell like a sewer. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Cloudbuster said: I have artificial limbs. Does that count?
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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INSATIABLE said: You're a tease and you smell like a sewer.
I want to see you wrapped in polythene. | |
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Cloudbuster said: INSATIABLE said: You're a tease and you smell like a sewer.
I want to see you wrapped in polythene. I'll get the razor blades. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: I'll get the razor blades.
[This message was edited Sat Dec 13 16:26:30 PST 2003 by Cloudbuster] | |
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Cloudbuster said: INSATIABLE said: I'll get the razor blades.
You bring the dead fish. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: You bring the dead fish.
Can we eat it afterwards? | |
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I have no tree. (That's o.k., though) | |
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Cloudbuster said: INSATIABLE said: You bring the dead fish.
Can we eat it afterwards? If my zebras don't get to it first. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Freespirit said: I have no tree. (That's o.k., though)
Jules! We can be tree-less together! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Freespirit said: I have no tree. (That's o.k., though)
I know what you mean. I've lived on my own for 14 years, and just starting putting up a Christmas tree about 5 or 6 years ago. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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INSATIABLE said: If my zebras don't get to it first.
My lions will eat your zebras. | |
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Cloudbuster said: INSATIABLE said: If my zebras don't get to it first.
My lions will eat your zebras. I can't wait for this. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: I can't wait for this.
Shall we film it? | |
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You can get the pine smell by hanging a toilet freshener on your antificial tree. | |
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Cloudbuster said: INSATIABLE said: I can't wait for this.
Shall we film it? I can get my neighbor Olaf to help with that, if you split your sandwich with us and let him join in every once in a while, when we need help with the tweezers. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Queenofallthetarts said: You can get the pine smell by hanging a toilet freshener on your antificial tree.
Or killing deer. | |
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INSATIABLE said: Cloudbuster said: INSATIABLE said: I can't wait for this.
Shall we film it? I can get my neighbor Olaf to help with that, if you split your sandwich with us and let him join in every once in a while, when we need help with the tweezers. I have forceps. They will suffice. | |
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Cloudbuster said: INSATIABLE said: If my zebras don't get to it first.
My lions will eat your zebras. Lions and Tigers and Bears. Oh my! | |
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