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cborgman said: Dear Micheal,
When placing a new roll of toilet paper on the roller, does one place it so the new tissue comes from behind and under the roll or so that the tissue comes from over the top? Chris PS- please tell June7 this threrad is friggin' hilarious Dear Mr. cborgman, I like my tissue to roll over the top, because I am over the top. Nothing should come from behind. That's very, very devilish. Toilet paper should also only be available in freshly printed 100 dollar bills. It's funky and smelly! I will let June7 know how you feel about his "threrad". Tell me, is that a new comedy show? I like Chris Tucker. Hee, hee! Love, 
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IAmTheTouch said: Dear Michael, i have heard a vicious rumor that LaToya can't sing... say it ain't so!
Dear IAmTheTouched, It ain't so. But she does a good photo spread... ask Hef. Hee, hee! Love,
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SpcMs said: Dedicated to all my children of the world, the healthy, the sick and the dying... I love you dearly, and this thread could not have been made without your love and support.
I will always love you. Love,
MJ Dear PrinceOfPop.org, It is apparant that there are many people who choose to speak for me that I do not even know. This post is scurrilous! I will not stand for falsetto accusations of love! Hee, hee! Love,
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June7 said: Dear Sinisterplahblahblah,
I know you're just saying those mean things because I never invited you over for a sleep over. I hope one day, you are adored by millions of people too. Like me. I would hug you, but last time that happened, you stole one of my gloves and then the whole world went nuts over my one glove... it was silly and funky! Hee, hee! Love,
Michael Jackson Dear Michael, You may forget, but you have invited me to a couple of your sleepovers. I declined, because there were no females there. I'm also not a fan of legos nor electric train sets, regardless of how far across your estate it travels. 
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This is fuckin' rediculous! 
 They did WHAT??!....
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: o...m...g...
 Dear HandsAcrossAmerica, Your picture thingy is of a guy who looks familiar. Tell me, does she make vegetarian pizza? The way you make me feel, you really turn me on. Shooka Oooh! Hee, hee! Love,
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hee-hee! aow! They did WHAT??!....
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sinisterpentatonic said: Dear Michael,
You may forget, but you have invited me to a couple of your sleepovers. I declined, because there were no females there. I'm also not a fan of legos nor electric train sets, regardless of how far across your estate it travels.
S.Pentatonic Dear SisterMaryCatatonic, Hmmm, I will have to check with my attorney John Branca or my bodyguard Miko Brando to see if you have violated any restriction codes by contacting me via this website. Restraining orders go only so far. By the way, it's State, not Estate... what's with the accent? I love you anyway, I love you all. Hee, hee! Love,
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Dear Mike,
Is it just a coinkidink that ever since your dome caught fire hawking Pepsis your actions in public since then have all been, umm... RETARDED? Sincerely, LaToya Dear Mike, Don't you think it's time you stopped hogging all the young bucks and share a little? Sincerely, R. Kelly This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Dear ChampaignSupernova,
LaToya would never write such a thing. In fact, she can't write at all! The private tutor quit when she started trying to sing. And, R.Kelly is a great producer. If he chooses to hang out with young girls and videotape them in sexual positions, then who am I to tell him what's write er right, and what's wrong? Billie Jean is not his lover! Hee, hee! Love,
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June7 said: Dear ChampaignSupernova,
LaToya would never write such a thing. In fact, she can't write at all! The private tutor quit when she started trying to sing. It was an old, un-sent letter from her days of being married to what'shisname. And saying all kinds of loose-lipped things about Michael and her family. I don't know how it got out. 
` [This message was edited Fri Dec 12 19:05:13 PST 2003 by Supernova] This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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June7 said: NovaAngel said: Dear Michael,
I was wondering what kind of dressing do you prefer with tossed salad? Say hi to Bubbles, A fan. Dear Nova, I don't toss no salad. That is done by my Arab chef Alibali Rubba Khavi. But, I prefer dressing with sequins. Thank you for writing, I love you. Hee, hee! Love,
Michael Jackson Thanks Michael.  "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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June7 said: By the way, it's State, not Estate... what's with the accent?
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LOL
Wow! Never been in an online discussion with a star! Dear Michael, I've read that you're in trouble with 'the law'. Can i help you in some way? I would love to do something! A ?: howcome Prince sais bad things about you and you still call your kids Prince? Love you forever! Your biggest, all-time fan, Dawn74 | |
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You know... I have to say that.. Truthfully I find it sad that people who once embraced this person for his sheer talent and singing who also had brought wonderment in reference to dancing to millions world-wide NOW has a bunch of prejudice, judgemental people mocking or making fun of him in his dark days. The ability to poke-fun, humiliate and demean is so easy. I don't even like Michael's music anymore, well except for "break of dawn" and "heaven can wait"! LOL! Yo, but some of ya'll tease like you in high school. You truly dismiss that your a part of the problem with injustice. You pre-judge a person prior to all the facts. Prior to knowing the man. You honestly find it comical that this entertainer is suffering. You have a lack of love in your hearts. I could care less if he is Michael Jackson the millionaire or a neighbor down the street. You cast stones as if you never mis-step. I am not saying that he is innocent or guilty anymore. I will say that "I" personally have low tolerance for the witch hunt mentality!
This man has worked with so many artist and mesmorized every entertainer in the world. Now this does not mean that he can do no wrong. However before you "act" as if he is guilty and "present" him as being guilty wait to get the true facts. Ask yourselves what type of character or human being are you in the site of God for judging another man when only he has this right. You assissinate his character by ONLY WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD OR READ... not by WHAT YOU KNOW. What do you want from him? You want him to kill himself or commit suicide??? The whole freakin' world is judging him on a continuous basis for his mistakes! How would "you" feel and whom could "you" trust if accusations come to you or your family members by means of news articles t.v. programs and interviews? I would like to see just how thick your skin would be or if you would not in fact crumble in the face of your accusors. Leave the man alone and worry about yourselves or at least engage in conversation about something uplifting. Honestly peeps..Holla. | |
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jojofran said: ...stuff...
Nice one.  | |
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June7 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: o...m...g...
Dear HandsAcrossAmerica, Your picture thingy is of a guy who looks familiar. Tell me, does she make vegetarian pizza? The way you make me feel, you really turn me on. Shooka Oooh! Hee, hee! Love,
Michael Jackson Dear Mikey-Poo, You're a trip. Peace, Handclapsfingasnapz P.S. I'm way too old for you, kid.  | |
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BWAHAHAHAA!!!
erm, i mean sorry to laugh at your current downward spiral, mr. jackson. in fact to prove my remorse i will lend you my nose for a day. i even picked it clean for you! | |
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XxAxX said: BWAHAHAHAA!!!
erm, i mean sorry to laugh at your current downward spiral, mr. jackson. in fact to prove my remorse i will lend you my nose for a day. i even picked it clean for you! | |
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alright, lemme write the poor soul a letter...he'll need a bit of practice for if he winds up in jail:
Dear Mr. Scurrilous, The guy in my avatar ("picture-thingie", as you call it) is a Jehovah's Witness now. He was all naughty in the '80s and now he's all goody-two-shoes. Weird, huh? From my understanding you were once a JW yourself. If you were still practicing the JW faith, would you and my picture-thingie guy go to the Kingdom Hall every Sunday and go to Perkins afterwards and split an omelette & hash browns or something? The both of you guys need to eat, anyway. Peace, Handclapsfingasnapz P.S. If you see R. Kelly anytime soon, tell him that there's this old Prince song that he might be interested in...perhaps you yourself might be interested in it. It's called "She's Just A Baby". I bet your fans would love it!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: If you were still practicing the JW faith, would you and my picture-thingie guy go to the Kingdom Hall every Sunday and go to Perkins afterwards and split an omelette & hash browns or something? The both of you guys need to eat, anyway.
P.S. If you see R. Kelly anytime soon, tell him that there's this old Prince song that he might be interested in...perhaps you yourself might be interested in it. It's called "She's Just A Baby". I bet your fans would love it!
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dawn74 said: LOL
Wow! Never been in an online discussion with a star! Dear Michael, I've read that you're in trouble with 'the law'. Can i help you in some way? I would love to do something! A ?: howcome Prince sais bad things about you and you still call your kids Prince? Love you forever! Your biggest, all-time fan, Dawn74 Dear BreakOfDawn74, Don't ever believe what you read in the tabloids! They're junk... junkfood! It makes me regurgitate! And about that very scurrilous question regarding my kids, a King must have his Princes! I love you all! Hee, hee! Love,
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jojofran said: You know... Blah, blah, blah...
Dear jojowasamanfran, It's called a sense of humor, find one... quickly! 
Hee, hee! Love,
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: June7 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: o...m...g...
Dear HandsAcrossAmerica, Your picture thingy is of a guy who looks familiar. Tell me, does she make vegetarian pizza? The way you make me feel, you really turn me on. Shooka Oooh! Hee, hee! Love,
Michael Jackson Dear Mikey-Poo, You're a trip. Peace, Handclapsfingasnapz P.S. I'm way too old for you, kid. Dear HandsAcrossAmerica, Why you wanna trip on me? Hee, hee! Love,
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Dear Michael,
I just got off the phone with Buzz Aldrin, he said he was the first person to ever do the moon walk and is still upset that to this day you get credit for doing it first. I also had a meeting with the people from Jehri curl inc. They informed me that you breeched your contract when you started wearing a wig. You signed a 25 year contract to endorse their products, which included wearing Jheri curl products in your hair. They wanted me to inform you that your contract doesn't expire until 2007. Your lawyers will be hearing from them soon.
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sinisterpentatonic said: Dear Michael,
I just got off the phone with Buzz Aldrin, he said he was the first person to ever do the moon walk and is still upset that to this day you get credit for doing it first. I also had a meeting with the people from Jehri curl inc. They informed me that you breeched your contract when you started wearing a wig. You signed a 25 year contract to endorse their products, which included wearing Jheri curl products in your hair. They wanted me to inform you that your contract doesn't expire until 2007. Your lawyers will be hearing from them soon.
S. Pentatonic Dear SinisterCriminal, I can't believe you'd believe such a scurrilous story by that toy figure from the wonderful movie, Toy Story. Buzz is a toy, he's not real... except when no one is watching. It's very, very magical. And about that Jheri curl fiasco... they breached their contract when my hair caught on fire. Plus, I don't wear a wig. My hair is naturally straight, as I am naturally white, er black! Oh, it doesn't matter if you're black or white! Hee, hee! Love,
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Can't get enough of this thread! Michael really needs some postcards in jail! Poor thingie!
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