for sinisterp...a refurbished beauty!!

Paisley said:

you can expect to find one in your stocking as well, missy... ...

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

makes ya wonder how long that shit's been floating around in there... ...

this isn't inappropriate but, whatever, its christmas!

for cborgman

for my cuzzin Ardeo!!!

EllisDee said:

2the9s said:

Funny you should mention this.

The following is an email and the response when I wrote to the manufacturer of preperation H about my addiction:

My email: " Well, it all started when I was a young boy.
I saw this add on TV about hemrhoidal ointments,
and i thought they said, 'oinkments'. Not knowing
what a hemrrhoid was (I'm still not positive,
don't they look and smell like grapes???) I
decided to try the most popular hemrrhoidal oinkment.
(actually, i tried Tucks first, but those are just
medicated pads that soothe the burning itch of
hemrrhoids) Anyway, to make a short story a little
longer, I am now addicted to preperation-M, er H.
Help."

Their answer:

Just be glad you were too young for the eariler versions.

Thanks to bribes sent to the FDA to push it to market, 14,000 Americans
had their ass permanently glued shut by Preparation G.

And there are still unknown hundreds living out horribly disfigured lives
on a remote Pacific island because of Preparation F.

The results of Preparations A through E didn't live long enough to test,
and what remained of them was too disgusting to autopsy. They just burned
the lab down and bulldozed the site.

They were working on Preparation I in Japan, but one of the researchers
made the mistake of taking it home to test it, and dropped it in the
subway. It was a sad thing, but it could have been sadder had it made it
to market. Count your blessings, even if you have to stand up to do it.
You're getting off easy.

PANDURITO said:

Why does he tease me?

althom said:

Face it, luv: you will never live down that thread of mine about your dirty hands, althom.

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

now THAT would be a christmas miracle!

thanks hon!

2the9s said:

For Chemmie.

For LittlePill:

GermanHottie1981 said:

Thanks! I always wanted to eat a teletubby!

LittlePill said:

LOL, and what am I getting from you?

For 2the9s:

For Lleena:







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[This message was edited Fri Dec 12 8:40:55 PST 2003 by sag10]

GermanHottie1981 said:

One way or another, I'm keeping you up all night!
[This message was edited Fri Dec 12 8:46:10 PST 2003 by LittlePill]

LittlePill said:

And doing that is inappropriate in your eyes? Wow, that's some news.

GermanHottie1981 said:

You don't think so?

For CarrieCee:

LittlePill said:

It's pretty apropriate to me

Not a damn thing for me.


[This message was edited Fri Dec 12 10:12:29 PST 2003 by JDINTERACTIVE]

For JD:

sag10 said:

That pic is really rather scary!

for cloudbuster

Christopher said:

PEJ said:

I'm moving up in cyberspace!

Hey, I got this for you PeJ.



CHEERS!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

It is!

This ones for you IamTHeTouch(Aka I.B.)