Well, last night I went out with the ladies I work with for a Christmas dinner and dance. Unfortunately I lost count of how many drinks I had after 12 or 13 and made a few ethical mistakes. So here is some advice if U still have yours to come…

When sat down for dinner…
DO: Pass your boss a small sachet of butter for her bread roll
DON’T : Pass her one and say “Will we be needing any lubrication pet?”

When someone is about to take your photo with the person sat next to U…
DO: Smile and look as if your having a good time
DON’T : Pretend to lick your friends face as the photo is being taken

When U are then passed the camera and asked to take a picture of your friends, and additionally they ask U to take the photo standing up so they look slimmer in perspective.
DO: Stand up and take a photo
DON’T: Use it as an excuse to stand on the table

When you see a lady on the dance floor that you fancy…
DO: Smile and give her a wink
DON’T: think in a moment of inebriation actually believe you are Prince himself, grab her by the hand a try to drag her outside like in the song ‘Joy in repition’

When (By some miracle) you are dancing with this girl and she playfully spanks your bottom for being so drunk:
DO: Apologise and laugh
DON’T: Grab her right butt check, squeeze it and yell “Slammin’”

When her mate asks you what U do for a living:
DO: Tell the truth
DON’T: Tell her you’re making a porn site and ask her if she’d care to model for U.

I will never here the end of this @ work

Sure now you post the list, after I've already attended my my company's Christmas party!

ummm... so grabbing the left butt cheek is acceptable then???

ThaHumanBody said:

ThaHumanBody said:

She was so beautiful man. I cried myself 2 sleep over her. I wish I got her mnumber!

On the off chance... will the sexy thin white girl who was @ the Cranleigh last night in Black with a silver belt please send me an org note, thank U.


Long shot but she's worth it!

go back again and see if she's there

IAmTheTouch said:

*reaches out hoping 4 left butt cheeck of acceptableness*

conch5184 said:

No, it's not like that. It was a hall holding a function, not a local boozer. Although she was sitting on a table reserved for the staff of a bank. All I need 2 do is visit every bank in Essex.

Best way to deal with this at work is to pretend total black out, no memory at all. When co-workers tell you what you did sct like they're bull shitting you.

paintsprayer said:

That's what I've been doing. (I think it's working)

way to go kamille.

Sounds fun!

I've been way too naughty at some Christmas parties.

But it's all in fun.

I got approached by a model agency once...and found out dat they're dodgy n do porn n stuff like dat

lilmissmissy said:

althom said:

my reaction exactly