I got real bored on a Friday night
I couldn't find a damn thing 2 do
So I turned on my computer
2 have some fun and act like a JW

I surfed 2 the org and I logged on in
Just 2 see what I could see
Everybody there was posting on some threads
I was lookin' 4 some company

I thought up a real fine topic, a bit bizarre
Something about Santa Claus
So I clicked on over and I played my game
Something that'd drop some jaws

I typed my words, and I sent it out
Then came my first reply
She bought my story, so I got my leash
2 lead whoever else would buy

Fake out - Fakin' everyone in sight
Fake out - Gonna have some fun 2night!

I talked about Jehovah, as if I knew
I figured that's what they'd liked
Maybe I was wrong, but what the hell
It didn't matter 2 me - they'd write

I said, "Brothers and sisters, don't turn a deaf ear
2 what I have 2 say 2night.
I know the truth and I know the way
2 make sure u're gonna be alright.

If it pisses u off 2 hear me say
That I know more than u
Then I encourage u all 2 study the Word
And be a good little JW!"

Oh, tricky me!

Fake out - Fakin' everyone in sight
Fake out - Gonna have some fun 2night!

Hey, u think u wanna battle me?
Where's ur Bible?
That's right, check it out
Oh, it don't say what I say?

Oh, Lawd!
Game over, uh!

Fake out - Fakin' everyone in sight
Fake out - Gonna have some fun 2night!

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You're a fake
You can't conceal it
Know how I know
Cause I can feel it
You're a fake
No rhyme or reason
Cause in your mind
It's lyin' season

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Don'cha all just hate it when someone walk into y'all's joint
And just fake out everyone in sight?
Don't it make u mad?
It'd make me mad!

People, let me fake u out
Which mask should I wear 2night?
If u think I'm crazy, u're probably right
Look out, somebody said "I know him"?
You don't know me!
I'm master of the fake out!
Fakin' everything in sight!
Fake out!
Gotta have fun 2night!


featuring music from "Jerk Out" by Prince & The Time and "Fake" by Alexander O'Neal

Oh... by the way, I don't mean to say that I'm LoveGod. I'm just calling him out! yep.

i'm sorry, but the org is a very strange place. why would anyone pretend to be something other than what they are? i mean, i can understand using different org names to suit different facets of your personality...it seems to be a popular thing here. but straight out lying just to lie? i don't know...some of y'all are just plain wierd!

and probably real lonely.