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Hey Santa, you c*nt Quite often I get a thinking
How as kids we got by Like christmas time in our house We couldn't even afford a fire But we made do in our house Back then when I was young Dad used to suck a peppermint And we'd all sit round his tongue We couldn't afford no tinsel On our christmas tree So we'd just wheel old grandad in And make the old cunt sneeze...atchoo Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo Well things change so bloody fast I got children now of me own Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents Last night when I got home Santa claus you cunt Where's my fucking bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what i like I've wrote you a letter And i've come to see you twice You geriatric wanker Where's my fucking bike If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes I would've fucking asked This cowboy suit and ping-pong set You can stick right up your arse You went and mucked my order up It's enough to make you spew It's not just me that's pissed off My sister's cheesed off too Santa claUs you cunt Where's my fucking pram You promised me you fucking cunt You know who I am 'Cos I'm the little girl You made sit right on your hand Never mind your ho ho ho Where's my fucking pram Next time i go to see him I'm gonna punch him in the guts Set his fucking reindeer loose Kick rudolf in the nuts Just you wait til next year 'Til we get to that store A mate of my little sister 'll come stomping through that door Hey mums and dads just check his breath And watch his bloodshot eyes Don't listen to him boys and girls 'Cos he tells fucking lies He's a pisstake and a pervert He's not even fucking bright 'Cos that fucking wanker Forgot my fucking bike Hey santa claus you cunt Where's my fucking bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what I like I wrote you a fucking letter And I came to see you twice You geriatric wanker Forgot my fucking bike Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you Fucking punch your head in...cunt I saw mummy sucking santa When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Issues?  | |
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someone accessed BK's account again  "Climb in my fur." | |
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Nikster said: Issues?
:LOL: :LOL: | |
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rdhull said: someone accessed BK's account again
 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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someone's gonna get poo in their stocking this year.  | |
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Nikster said: Issues?
Dont you think it's funny? You have to imagine a little Aussie kid singing it.
I remember my dad played this song to my brother and me about 15 years ago and he almost pissed his pants laughing.
lol edit [This message was edited Sun Dec 7 22:06:17 PST 2003 by bkw] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: someone's gonna get poo in their stocking this year.
But I dont wear stockings... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Is that a Kevin Bloody Wilson song? | |
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althom said: Is that a Kevin Bloody Wilson song?
Yep 
About the only funny one he ever did. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom said: Is that a Kevin Bloody Wilson song?
Yep
About the only funny one he ever did. That and the "Does Your Dad Own A Brewry"  | |
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Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" | |
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althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac???  | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock...  I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is It's a song...doofus! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is Yeah, like only you "brainy" Americans know what sarcasm is. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is Yeah, like only you "brainy" Americans know what sarcasm is. I was refering to Althom not you sweetpea...sorry should of been more specific | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is Yeah, like only you "brainy" Americans know what sarcasm is. I was refering to Althom not you sweetpea...sorry should of been more specific IT'S A SONG...DOOFUS!!! | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is Yeah, like only you "brainy" Americans know what sarcasm is. I was refering to Althom not you sweetpea...sorry should of been more specific IT'S A SONG...DOOFUS!!! STOP YELLING!!! YOU BATCH!!! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is Yeah, like only you "brainy" Americans know what sarcasm is. I was refering to Althom not you sweetpea...sorry should of been more specific My reply was supposed to be funny (i.e sarcastic) not mean. On re-reading it looks mean but wasn't supposed to.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is Yeah, like only you "brainy" Americans know what sarcasm is. I was refering to Althom not you sweetpea...sorry should of been more specific My reply was supposed to be funny (i.e sarcastic) not mean. On re-reading it looks mean but wasn't supposed to. I knew what you meant | |
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IT'S A SONG...DOOFUS!!! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is Yeah, like only you "brainy" Americans know what sarcasm is. I was refering to Althom not you sweetpea...sorry should of been more specific My reply was supposed to be funny (i.e sarcastic) not mean. On re-reading it looks mean but wasn't supposed to. I knew what you meant  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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IT'S A SONG!!! | |
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althom said: IT'S A SONG...DOOFUS!!!
BEYOTCH!!! | |
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bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: bkw said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: bkw said: Notice my use of the * in the title so as to not offend the kiddies?
Notice I didn't say the title "Do You F**k On First Dates?" Well is the date any good in the sac??? It's a song...doofus! No shit...Sherlock... I was being an ass Or do you people in AUS not know what sarcasim is Yeah, like only you "brainy" Americans know what sarcasm is. I was refering to Althom not you sweetpea...sorry should of been more specific My reply was supposed to be funny (i.e sarcastic) not mean. On re-reading it looks mean but wasn't supposed to. I knew what you meant I like  Better | |
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IT'S | |
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