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Thread started 12/07/03 8:46am

GermanHottie19
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Joke Of The Day

God and his son Jesus are playing golf. God hits the ball the ball flies up high and lands right in the hole - hole in one.
Jesus hits the ball. The ball flies up high falls down and is about an inch away from the hole. A mouse comes out of the hole takes the ball and runs away. A cat sees the mouse, runs towards it, catches it and holds it in its mouth while the mouse is still holding on to the ball. A dog sees the cat, runs towards it, catches it and holds the cat with the mouse and the ball in its mouth. An eagle sees the dog, flies down, catches it, holds the dog with the cat and the mouse with the ball and flies up again. All of a sudden a blizzard hits the eagle. The eagle let go of the dog. The dog let go of the cat. The cat let go of the mouse and the mouse let go of the ball. The ball falls down and lands right in the hole - hole in one.
Then God sais to his son: Are we playing golf here or are we joking around?
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Reply #1 posted 12/07/03 8:54am

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Reply #2 posted 12/07/03 9:33am

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Reply #3 posted 12/07/03 9:41am

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Am I the only one laughing?
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Reply #4 posted 12/07/03 9:45am

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GermanHottie1981 said:

Am I the only one laughing?

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Reply #5 posted 12/07/03 10:01am

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PEACE N B WiLD!!!
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Reply #6 posted 12/07/03 10:39am

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LittlePill said:

GermanHottie1981 said:

Am I the only one laughing?

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Don't you nod now. You orgnoted me that you were ROTFLYAO.
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Reply #7 posted 12/07/03 10:42am

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GermanHottie1981 said:

Am I the only one laughing?

NO!!! you are NOT the only one laughing! Good one!
"a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others"
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Reply #8 posted 12/07/03 2:23pm

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GermanHottie1981 said:

God and his son Jesus are playing golf. God hits the ball the ball flies up high and lands right in the hole - hole in one.
Jesus hits the ball. The ball flies up high falls down and is about an inch away from the hole. A mouse comes out of the hole takes the ball and runs away. A cat sees the mouse, runs towards it, catches it and holds it in its mouth while the mouse is still holding on to the ball. A dog sees the cat, runs towards it, catches it and holds the cat with the mouse and the ball in its mouth. An eagle sees the dog, flies down, catches it, holds the dog with the cat and the mouse with the ball and flies up again. All of a sudden a blizzard hits the eagle. The eagle let go of the dog. The dog let go of the cat. The cat let go of the mouse and the mouse let go of the ball. The ball falls down and lands right in the hole - hole in one.
Then God sais to his son: Are we playing golf here or are we joking around?


lol clapping
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Reply #9 posted 12/07/03 2:53pm

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GermanHottie1981 said:

Am I the only one laughing?


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Reply #10 posted 12/07/03 2:58pm

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