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Reply #60 posted 12/04/03 5:47pm

sinisterpentat
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Cock-a-doodle-doo Haystack, I love you! worship
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Reply #61 posted 12/04/03 6:32pm

CHAOSMAN87

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I don't get it. neutral


neither do i
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Reply #62 posted 12/04/03 7:00pm

IAmTheTouch
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wait... it's an anti-vegan joke, isn't it?! mad
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Reply #63 posted 12/05/03 1:49am

Cloudbuster

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"Think inside out." stoned https://www.facebook.com/drjudywood http://www.theperthgroup....entary.pdf

http://archive.org/detail...eather_451 http://www.controversyofz.../index.htm
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Reply #64 posted 12/05/03 2:54am

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I don't get it! cry
Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop.
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Reply #65 posted 12/05/03 3:12am

Cloudbuster

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Shit! I get it now. lol lol lol
"Think inside out." stoned https://www.facebook.com/drjudywood http://www.theperthgroup....entary.pdf

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Reply #66 posted 12/05/03 3:25am

REDFEATHERS

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Shit! I get it now. lol lol lol



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Reply #67 posted 12/05/03 8:03am

AsylumUtopia
OK, I'm beginning to resign myself to the fact that may indeed be thick as pigshit.

I've spent hours thinking about it, I've sent it to everyone I know and they don't get it either.

Is it a reference to some tv program or commercial that I may not have seen ?

Or am I just thick.

Somebody please explain!
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Reply #68 posted 12/05/03 8:06am

shausler
this is so friggin funny


my keyboard has coffee spilled all over it


i have never heard a joke this funny



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Reply #69 posted 12/05/03 8:43am

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AsylumUtopia said:

OK, I'm beginning to resign myself to the fact that may indeed be thick as pigshit.

I've spent hours thinking about it, I've sent it to everyone I know and they don't get it either.

Is it a reference to some tv program or commercial that I may not have seen ?

Or am I just thick.

Somebody please explain!


Oh u poor thing! hug
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Reply #70 posted 12/05/03 8:52am

AsylumUtopia

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Oh u poor thing! hug



Never mind, I figured it out. Thanks for the hug though!
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Reply #71 posted 12/05/03 8:53am

shausler
the word hen

that is the givaway


oh my stomach hurts from laughing
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Reply #72 posted 12/05/03 9:08am

madartista

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AsylumUtopia said:

madartista said:


Oh u poor thing! hug



Never mind, I figured it out. Thanks for the hug though!


No problem. Glad u got it -- funny, huh???

Here's another hug just for the hell of it!
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Reply #73 posted 12/05/03 11:30am

sabaisabai

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I think the point is that there isn't anything to get. It's a dud joke. A hoax. Get over it!
Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop.
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Reply #74 posted 12/05/03 11:42am

shausler

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I think the point is that there isn't anything to get. It's a dud joke. A hoax. Get over it!



um . . .

killjoy says what?
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Reply #75 posted 12/05/03 11:45am

conch5184
just because you don't get it.. rolleyes
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Reply #76 posted 12/05/03 11:48am

luv4u

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WALMART JOKE: Passed via e-mail at work today, enjoy:

Your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares...and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away .

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".
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Reply #77 posted 12/05/03 11:51am

sinisterpentat
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I had a dream last night that I was riding in a car with my friend,I told him this joke, he laughed so hard that he lost total control of the car, swerved into the opposite lane, crashed head on into a semi carrying gasoline and exploded. omg
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Reply #78 posted 12/05/03 11:57am

sabaisabai

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shausler said:

sabaisabai said:

I think the point is that there isn't anything to get. It's a dud joke. A hoax. Get over it!



um . . .

killjoy says what?

It was only a guess, seeing that after 8 hours nobody had orgnoted me to help me out!
Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop.
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Reply #79 posted 12/05/03 12:14pm

Harlepolis
Can somebody PLEASE orgnote me and explain this blow by blow? I gotta busy mind 2day!

I didn't get it sad
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Reply #80 posted 12/05/03 12:32pm

conch5184

luv4u said:

WALMART JOKE: Passed via e-mail at work today, enjoy:

Your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares...and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away .

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".


falloff
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Reply #81 posted 12/05/03 1:00pm

Harlepolis
Ooooh, I got it now duh doh!
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Reply #82 posted 12/05/03 2:15pm

madartista

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sinisterpentatonic said:

I had a dream last night that I was riding in a car with my friend,I told him this joke, he laughed so hard that he lost total control of the car, swerved into the opposite lane, crashed head on into a semi carrying gasoline and exploded. omg


falloff
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Reply #83 posted 12/06/03 4:46am

Haystack
Can I just say a BIG thank you to all who took part in this thread.

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Reply #84 posted 12/06/03 4:50am

IAmTheTouch

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Can I just say a BIG thank you to all who took part in this thread.

clapping


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