What fun things can U do with a banana?






































Yes, Im bored and having writes block when it comes to threads these days!

give it to a monkey














[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 13:36:29 PST 2003 by Ardeo]

You can peel them and eat them. I don't think their sturdy enough for what you're thinking about. Beside, there is another forum for these kind of threads.

Ardeo said:

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Good, good. Keep them coming!...

JD, I thought this was about the Woody Allen movie "Bananas."

But to answer your question...My old friend Chris Peyton (Applekisses is paying CLOSE attention now) told me that one time he was doing the nasty with his first wife (guy's been married THREE times and he's only 30) and they were using a banana as a phallus.

Problem is, apparently while doing an experiment in double-penetration...the banana broke off INSIDE HER.

They fished it out...but the mood was KILLED. And shortly after, so wasn't that marriage.

DudeDrops said:

eheheh, I was thinking of the film when I wrote it. eheheh.


Sorry 2 here about Ur friends', ahem, mishap Dudedrops

LittlePill said:

This isnt 1 of 'those' type of threads!

I have a special trick I can do with a banana

REDFEATHERS said:

Ooh! please go on!...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I will show you one day

Banana bread:

1/2 cup shortening
1 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1 1/4 cups mashed banana
2 cups sifted flour
1 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt

Preheat oven to 350 F.

Cream shortening and sugar together.
Mix in eggs.
Add everything else and mix together.
Pour mixture in greased pans and bake:

1 regular loaf pan - 1 hour
3 mini loaf pans - 1 hour
12 muffins - 30 - 40 minutes

Bread is done when the edges pull away from the pan.






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[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 13:42:11 PST 2003 by 2the9s]

REDFEATHERS said:

I sure hope so!

ehehehe

2the9s said:

lovely, lovely, anymore?!...

If my boyfriend smells them he pukes. He hates them that much! I eat them all the time and then kiss him that's pretty funny!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Its not what you think!

REDFEATHERS said:

ehehehe, but I, hmmm...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I got it from WHY DONT YOU childrens programme...

REDFEATHERS said:

That had a funky theme tune.

Why dont You, turn on your TV set...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I can turn it into 'one of those threads'!?

LittlePill said:

o God this is why i love this place

Bananas Foster

A quintessential New Orleans dessert, and a favorite among most locals.

4 tbsp. butter (1/2 stick)
1 cup dark brown sugar
2 bananas
2 oz. banana liqueur
4 oz. dark rum
Ground cinnamon
Vanilla ice cream (optional)

This dish cannot be prepared in the kitchen. It must be performed, in front of your guests. Use a chafing dish, and some kind of portable heat like Sterno. Don't be sloppy, and keep a fire extinguisher handy. There's no need to burn the house down just for dessert, but this really must be done right. I learned to cook this dish from Chef Joe Cahn at the New Orleans School of Cooking, and he spun dire tales of what befell those who dared sequester themselves in the kitchen when making Bananas Foster. Seriously, bad gris-gris will befall you if you deprive your guests of the spectacle. Plus, they'll talk for years about how cool you are to have made this for their dessert.
First, you should make some preparations. Peel a thin strip of peel from the bananas, and use your knife to slice the banana crossways into coins. Then replace the banana peel so that it looks untouched (as best as you can, anyway). This way, you can pretend to "peel" your bananas, and dump them into the put already cut, as if by magic. Cheesy, you ask? Well, it still looks cool, particularly if you're really nonchalant when you do this in front of your guests. If you insist, you can slice the bananas the classical way, quartering them by slicing thm lengthwise and then in half. I still think the other way is cooler.

Put your ground cinnamon into some kind of non-standard container, or even a little muslin bag, the better to "convince" your guests that it is, in fact, not cinnamon but voodoo dust, scraped from the tomb of Marie Laveau at midnight on All Soul's Day ... some kind of delightfully corny crap like that. Also, I recommend taking a cinnamon stick and grinding it fresh in a spice or coffee grinder instead of using pre-ground cinnamon. Sieve the result through a tea ball strainer to remove the larger pieces which won't grind finely. This will maximize the fresh, aromatic cinnamon flavor. If you use your coffee grinder, it'll also make your coffee taste great.

Now, to business ...

Melt the butter and add the brown sugar to form a creamy paste. Let this mixture caramelize over the heat for about 5 minutes. Stir in the banana liqueur and rum. Heat until the liquor is warmed, about three minutes. Add the bananas, cook for about 1 - 2 minutes, then ignite with a flourish. Here's the best way to do this:

Using a long, bent-handled ladle, scoop up some of the warm liquor. Hold it a foot or two above the chafing dish and ignite the liquor in the ladle. VERY CAREFULLY, pour the liquor into the dish. A column of flame will descend from the ladle into the dish, which will ignite with a marvelous *poof*! Keep a pal nearby, subtly wielding a fire extinguisher. Try not to become a human torch in the process.

Agitate to keep the flame burning, and add a few pinches of "voodoo dust" to the flame. The cinnamon will sparkle orange in the blue flame, and looks really neat.

Let the flames go out. Serve over ice cream if you wish, but some hardcores like me like it just like it is. Yum.

Variations: one may substitute any fruit for this dish that has a correspondingly flavored liqueur -- peaches, pears, whatever

PANDURITO said:

Looks like banana roadkill.

Feed my bats

PANDURITO said:

Also a new position I'd like to try. With a woman, not a bat.
[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 15:05:48 PST 2003 by LittlePill]

LittlePill said:

You know it?

Are you into arty cuisine?

PANDURITO said:

No I'm into food with bulk.

It's just a icy dessert

PANDURITO said:

Save it for the centerpiece. I want cake.

You can make banana pudding and cream pies.