will i be the only fool watching this mess tonight?

my boyfriend was asked, by his professor, what his dream job would be. he answered "i would like to be on eof the hilton sisters". the only one amused in the class was the professor. she replied "ooh, which one?" he responded with "paris, because she seems to have more fun."

he and the professor seem to get along, lol.

What channel? I'll watch it!

Is it uncut?

2the9s said:

maybe fox...not too sure.

GirlIntercepted said:

i wish! lol

Why would you want to be a skanky Hilton sister?

bkw said:

probably the bank account and unearned success. not to mention the party invites.

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

Oh it has got to be Fox!

2the9s said:

oh yeah, i checked...its fox.

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

It has GOT to be FOX!!

2the9s said:

Your not such a slouch yourself Handsome!

GirlIntercepted said:

He is foxy



He told me he thinks you're foxy too!

Lleena said:

You're not helping!

2the9s said:

What did I do !!?

I realized this when I met him at the

Lleena said:

Shut it.

lol

I'm watching this crap right now, and I mjust say that they make Jessica Simpson look like a member of MENSA.

the show was too much! i thoroughly enjoyed it. yes, it is true, i laughed at them and not with them most of the time. but they were funny. paris didn't know what wal mart was...good for her! i wish i was so rich and out of touch that i didn't know what wal mart was. lol. i think i burst into laughter more times watching that show tonight than most fictional sitcoms. people can't write material that good!

but DDAAMMNN!! that nichole ritchie is one trollish lookin' mofo.

I totally enjoyed the show. Laughed all the way through it. Who hangs out at Walmart anyway ?

best new show


they probably don't have walmart where they're from

OMG-the trash of this show! My friend sand I just watched in disgust. At least Nicole was polite-Paris is a stuck up anorexic and that ho's buttcrack was showing at oone point- that slut can't even keep her jeans on when she aint f**king for the video camera!

"I've seen Paris' pussy. The holland tunnel is in better shape than it." A. Suarez
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i fucking love those bitches!

Doesn't this piece of come on tonight as well?

NWF said:

Oh yes it does!

Paris Hilton's 'Simple Life' Debuts Big for Fox
Wed Dec 3, 1:34 PM ET Add Entertainment - Reuters TV to My Yahoo!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - You've seen her in magazines, you've seen her at parties, you may even have seen quite a bit of her on the Internet -- but socialite and heiress Paris Hilton had her biggest showing yet on television on Tuesday night.

"The Simple Life," in which Hilton and pal Nicole Richie move to rural Altus, Arkansas to live and work on a farm, was the highest-rated show of the night among teenagers as well as adults ages 18 to 49, two demographics key to advertisers, broadcaster Fox said on Wednesday.


Citing preliminary data from Nielsen Media Research, Fox said the debut of its latest reality series drew an average of 13 million viewers, with a 16 percent share of adults under 50 who were watching TV during the show's 8:30 p.m. time slot.


Hilton, daughter of the famous hotel-owning family, and Richie, daughter of singer Lionel Richie (news), easily beat NBC comedy "The Tracy Morgan Show." The show had its premiere at 8:00 p.m. and immediately followed with a second show opposite "The Simple Life," when it drew 8.83 million average viewers in its premiere and a 10 percent share of the adult under-50 audience.


After a disappointing "sweeps" ratings period in which it finished fourth among the major networks, Fox was counting on "The Simple Life" to tide it and its audience over until the return of "American Idol" early next year.


The show may have been helped by the very public saga of a video tape, making the rounds of the Internet, showing Hilton engaged in various sex acts with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon.


The second episode of "The Simple Life" is set to run on Wednesday night at 8:30 p.m., where it will face a mix of repeats, news and holiday specials.


Fox is a unit of News Corp. Ltd. , and NBC is a unit of General Electric Co.

i'm so ready for the 2nd episode! it is just too funny.

when paris asked what a well was for...HAHAHAHAHA! and when she asked what wal-mart was...that girl has got to be putting it on. she can't really be that far off the planet!

you know i'm taping it for my boyfriend. he would kill me if he missed it!

i think my favorite bit (besides the wholesupermarket scene) was the opening part in the dior boutique. she was all like "do you have my mother's credit card on file?" i fell the fuck out.

these bitches are in full make-up and van dutch gear at 6am to go work on a farm!

i'm so disgusted. they were hiding unfilled milk bottles! that's just so wrong! I can't believe i can't shut it off-there's something wrong with me! whatever they're doing, it's working-they are spoiled bitches but they are doing it right for ratings...

what's up with paris strutting around the mirror? oh my god! she needs a punch in the face!