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2the9s

How to Jump From a Building Into a Dumpster

As explained in The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Jump straight down.If you leap off and away from the building at an angle, your trajectory will make you miss the dumpster.. Resist your natural tendency to push off. You hear that Lleena? Resist it!

Then tuck your head and bring your legs around. (That's where I always screw it up!) To do this during the fall, execute a three-quarter revolution. This is the only method that will allow a proper landing.

Aim for the center of the dumpster or large box of debris. (Pray that it wasn't garbage day.)

Land flat on your back so that when your body folds, your feet and hands meet. When your body hits any surface from a significant height, the body folds into a V. This means landing on your stomach can result in a broken back. (See I never would have thought of that last point. Especially on my way down...)


Okay, go for it.
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Reply #1 posted 12/03/03 1:04pm

2the9s

How to survive if your parachute fails to open:

As soon as you realize that your chute is bad, signal to a jumping companion whose chute has not yet opened that you are having a malfunction. (That's why I always skydive with a cell phone!)

When your companion gets to you, hook arms.

Once you are hooked together, the two of you will still be falling at terminal velocity, or about 130 miles an hour.

Open the chute (I saw that one coming!)

Steer the canopy (I assume that's the chute thingy) Your friend must now hold on to you with one arm while steering his canopy, the part of the chute that controls direction and speed. (Oh. I guess I was wrong neutral ) Steer it to avoid power lines and such.

If there is a large body of water nearby, head for that.






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[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 13:05:25 PST 2003 by 2the9s]
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Reply #2 posted 12/03/03 1:11pm

2the9s

How to Leap From a Motorcycle to a Car

Everyone should really try this at home.

Wear a high-quality helmet and leather jacket plus leather pants and boots.

Make sure both vehicles are moving at the same speed.

Wait for a long straight section of road.

Get the vehicles as close as possible to one another.

Stand crouched with both of your feet on either the running board or seat.

Hold the throttle until the last instant.

If the car has a handle inside (above the door) grab it with your free hand.

Have the driver swerve away from the bike as soon as you are inside.

If you miss the window, tuck and roll away from the vehicles (see page 82 for jumping from a moving car).
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Reply #3 posted 12/03/03 1:13pm

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I always wondered about that because in the movies...and I was just wondering if there ever was a fire in a high bulding or I was being chased...
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Reply #4 posted 12/03/03 1:19pm

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I love that book! Hope i never have to use any of that stuff eek but it's cool to know.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #5 posted 12/03/03 1:23pm

2the9s

How to use a Defibrilator to restore a heartbeat

Turn on the defibrilator by pressing the green button.

Remove the person's shirt and jewelry, then apply the pads to the chest as shown in the diagram displayed on the machine's LED panel.

Plug the pads into the connector.

If the machine determines that a shock is needed, it will direct you -- both audibly and with visual prompts -- to press the orange button to deliver a shock.

Check the patient's airway, breathing, and pulse.

Return their jewelry.


There are more steps about how to jump from a motorcycle to a car then in how to operate a defibrilator? confuse
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Reply #6 posted 12/03/03 1:50pm

2the9s

How to take a punch

Body blow:

Tighten your stomach muscles.

Do not suck in your stomach if you expect that a punch is immanent.

If possible, shift slightly so that the blow hits your side, but do not flinch or move away from the punch.

Head Blow:

Move toward the blow, not away from it.

Tighten your neck muscles and clench your jaw to avoid scarping of the upper and lower palettes.

A Roundhouse punch

Clench your jaw.

Move in close to your attacker

(optional) Hit back with an uppercut.






what no uppercut?
[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 13:51:14 PST 2003 by 2the9s]
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Reply #7 posted 12/03/03 1:51pm

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NOLOL
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Reply #8 posted 12/03/03 1:54pm

2the9s

GirlIntercepted said:

NOLOL


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Reply #9 posted 12/03/03 1:55pm

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LOL
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Reply #10 posted 12/03/03 1:56pm

2the9s

GirlIntercepted said:

LOL


smile
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Reply #11 posted 12/03/03 1:57pm

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Is there a scenario in there about surviving when you're in an elevator that is free falling??
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Reply #12 posted 12/03/03 1:58pm

2the9s

RaspberryWoman said:

Is there a scenario in there about surviving when you're in an elevator that is free falling??


Hold up I'll check. There's not really an index so I'll have to thumb through it.

smile
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Reply #13 posted 12/03/03 2:00pm

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To Sir, with Love
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Reply #14 posted 12/03/03 2:02pm

2the9s

2the9s said:

RaspberryWoman said:

Is there a scenario in there about surviving when you're in an elevator that is free falling??


Hold up I'll check. There's not really an index so I'll have to thumb through it.

smile


Nope. Nothing. Sorry.

smile

How about "How to Jump from a Bridge or Cliff into a River"?

Maybe you could adapt that as necessary?
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Reply #15 posted 12/03/03 2:02pm

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PEJ said:




Gross, thats 2the9s with his Assless pants again! PEEWW!
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Reply #16 posted 12/03/03 2:48pm

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2the9s said:

As explained in The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Jump straight down.If you leap off and away from the building at an angle, your trajectory will make you miss the dumpster.. Resist your natural tendency to push off. You hear that Lleena? Resist it!

Then tuck your head and bring your legs around. (That's where I always screw it up!) To do this during the fall, execute a three-quarter revolution. This is the only method that will allow a proper landing.

Aim for the center of the dumpster or large box of debris. (Pray that it wasn't garbage day.)

Land flat on your back so that when your body folds, your feet and hands meet. When your body hits any surface from a significant height, the body folds into a V. This means landing on your stomach can result in a broken back. (See I never would have thought of that last point. Especially on my way down...)


Okay, go for it.


I'll be doing a jump next Tuesday at noon, thanks for the tip! thumbs up!rolleyes
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Reply #17 posted 12/03/03 2:56pm

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2the9s said:

How to take a punch

Body blow:

Tighten your stomach muscles.

Do not suck in your stomach if you expect that a punch is immanent.

If possible, shift slightly so that the blow hits your side, but do not flinch or move away from the punch.

Head Blow:

Move toward the blow, not away from it.

Tighten your neck muscles and clench your jaw to avoid scarping of the upper and lower palettes.

A Roundhouse punch

Clench your jaw.

Move in close to your attacker

(optional) Hit back with an uppercut.






what no uppercut?
[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 13:51:14 PST 2003 by 2the9s]

Get ready for it! evil
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #18 posted 12/03/03 3:19pm

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i'm gonna buy a copy of this book as an xmas gift for someone. don't know who but this kinda wisdom should not be lost lol
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Reply #19 posted 12/03/03 7:18pm

2the9s

2the9s said:

How to use a Defibrilator to restore a heartbeat

Turn on the defibrilator by pressing the green button.

Remove the person's shirt and jewelry, then apply the pads to the chest as shown in the diagram displayed on the machine's LED panel.

Plug the pads into the connector.

If the machine determines that a shock is needed, it will direct you -- both audibly and with visual prompts -- to press the orange button to deliver a shock.

Check the patient's airway, breathing, and pulse.

Return their jewelry.


Oh crap. I pressed the orange button by mistake. eek
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Reply #20 posted 12/03/03 7:20pm

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"Return their jewelry" -- lol
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #21 posted 12/03/03 7:24pm

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2the9s said:[quote]How to take a punch



A Roundhouse punch

Clench your jaw.




And listen to the crunching sound your jaw makes as it breaks after taking the punch cleanly from Mike Tyson :LOL:




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[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 19:27:25 PST 2003 by CtheUncanny]
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Reply #22 posted 12/03/03 7:26pm

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RaspberryWoman said:

Is there a scenario in there about surviving when you're in an elevator that is free falling??


Ummm how soon do you need this info?

Hello? Hellooo? eek
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