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How to Jump From a Building Into a Dumpster As explained in The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
Jump straight down.If you leap off and away from the building at an angle, your trajectory will make you miss the dumpster.. Resist your natural tendency to push off. You hear that Lleena? Resist it!
Then tuck your head and bring your legs around. (That's where I always screw it up!) To do this during the fall, execute a three-quarter revolution. This is the only method that will allow a proper landing. Aim for the center of the dumpster or large box of debris. (Pray that it wasn't garbage day.) Land flat on your back so that when your body folds, your feet and hands meet. When your body hits any surface from a significant height, the body folds into a V. This means landing on your stomach can result in a broken back. (See I never would have thought of that last point. Especially on my way down...) Okay, go for it. | |
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How to survive if your parachute fails to open:
As soon as you realize that your chute is bad, signal to a jumping companion whose chute has not yet opened that you are having a malfunction. (That's why I always skydive with a cell phone!)
When your companion gets to you, hook arms. Once you are hooked together, the two of you will still be falling at terminal velocity, or about 130 miles an hour. Open the chute (I saw that one coming!) Steer the canopy (I assume that's the chute thingy) Your friend must now hold on to you with one arm while steering his canopy, the part of the chute that controls direction and speed. (Oh. I guess I was wrong ) Steer it to avoid power lines and such. If there is a large body of water nearby, head for that. how to edit at high speed [This message was edited Wed Dec 3 13:05:25 PST 2003 by 2the9s] | |
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How to Leap From a Motorcycle to a Car
Everyone should really try this at home. Wear a high-quality helmet and leather jacket plus leather pants and boots.
Make sure both vehicles are moving at the same speed. Wait for a long straight section of road. Get the vehicles as close as possible to one another. Stand crouched with both of your feet on either the running board or seat. Hold the throttle until the last instant. If the car has a handle inside (above the door) grab it with your free hand. Have the driver swerve away from the bike as soon as you are inside. If you miss the window, tuck and roll away from the vehicles (see page 82 for jumping from a moving car). | |
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I always wondered about that because in the movies...and I was just wondering if there ever was a fire in a high bulding or I was being chased... "Climb in my fur." | |
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Moderator | I love that book! Hope i never have to use any of that stuff but it's cool to know. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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How to use a Defibrilator to restore a heartbeat
Turn on the defibrilator by pressing the green button.
Remove the person's shirt and jewelry, then apply the pads to the chest as shown in the diagram displayed on the machine's LED panel. Plug the pads into the connector. If the machine determines that a shock is needed, it will direct you -- both audibly and with visual prompts -- to press the orange button to deliver a shock. Check the patient's airway, breathing, and pulse. Return their jewelry. There are more steps about how to jump from a motorcycle to a car then in how to operate a defibrilator? | |
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How to take a punch
Body blow:
Tighten your stomach muscles. Do not suck in your stomach if you expect that a punch is immanent. If possible, shift slightly so that the blow hits your side, but do not flinch or move away from the punch. Head Blow: Move toward the blow, not away from it. Tighten your neck muscles and clench your jaw to avoid scarping of the upper and lower palettes. A Roundhouse punch Clench your jaw. Move in close to your attacker (optional) Hit back with an uppercut. what no uppercut? [This message was edited Wed Dec 3 13:51:14 PST 2003 by 2the9s] | |
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NOLOL | |
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GirlIntercepted said: NOLOL
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LOL | |
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GirlIntercepted said: LOL
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Is there a scenario in there about surviving when you're in an elevator that is free falling?? -Dean is the cheese to my macaroni- | |
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RaspberryWoman said: Is there a scenario in there about surviving when you're in an elevator that is free falling??
Hold up I'll check. There's not really an index so I'll have to thumb through it. | |
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2the9s said: RaspberryWoman said: Is there a scenario in there about surviving when you're in an elevator that is free falling??
Hold up I'll check. There's not really an index so I'll have to thumb through it. Nope. Nothing. Sorry. How about "How to Jump from a Bridge or Cliff into a River"? Maybe you could adapt that as necessary? | |
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PEJ said: Gross, thats 2the9s with his Assless pants again! PEEWW! | |
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2the9s said: As explained in The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
Jump straight down.If you leap off and away from the building at an angle, your trajectory will make you miss the dumpster.. Resist your natural tendency to push off. You hear that Lleena? Resist it!
Then tuck your head and bring your legs around. (That's where I always screw it up!) To do this during the fall, execute a three-quarter revolution. This is the only method that will allow a proper landing. Aim for the center of the dumpster or large box of debris. (Pray that it wasn't garbage day.) Land flat on your back so that when your body folds, your feet and hands meet. When your body hits any surface from a significant height, the body folds into a V. This means landing on your stomach can result in a broken back. (See I never would have thought of that last point. Especially on my way down...) Okay, go for it. I'll be doing a jump next Tuesday at noon, thanks for the tip! | |
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2the9s said: How to take a punch
Body blow:
Tighten your stomach muscles. Do not suck in your stomach if you expect that a punch is immanent. If possible, shift slightly so that the blow hits your side, but do not flinch or move away from the punch. Head Blow: Move toward the blow, not away from it. Tighten your neck muscles and clench your jaw to avoid scarping of the upper and lower palettes. A Roundhouse punch Clench your jaw. Move in close to your attacker (optional) Hit back with an uppercut. what no uppercut? [This message was edited Wed Dec 3 13:51:14 PST 2003 by 2the9s] Get ready for it! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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i'm gonna buy a copy of this book as an xmas gift for someone. don't know who but this kinda wisdom should not be lost | |
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2the9s said: How to use a Defibrilator to restore a heartbeat
Turn on the defibrilator by pressing the green button.
Remove the person's shirt and jewelry, then apply the pads to the chest as shown in the diagram displayed on the machine's LED panel. Plug the pads into the connector. If the machine determines that a shock is needed, it will direct you -- both audibly and with visual prompts -- to press the orange button to deliver a shock. Check the patient's airway, breathing, and pulse. Return their jewelry. Oh crap. I pressed the orange button by mistake. | |
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"Return their jewelry" -- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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2the9s said:[quote]How to take a punch
A Roundhouse punch Clench your jaw. And listen to the crunching sound your jaw makes as it breaks after taking the punch cleanly from Mike Tyson :LOL: through a straw edit [This message was edited Wed Dec 3 19:27:25 PST 2003 by CtheUncanny] I GOT YA, I GOT YA, I GOT YA PUNKASS! REPEAT | |
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RaspberryWoman said: Is there a scenario in there about surviving when you're in an elevator that is free falling??
Ummm how soon do you need this info? Hello? Hellooo? | |
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