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Thread started 12/03/03 8:41am

sag10

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Whys of men........

Whys of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know... it never happened)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Reply #1 posted 12/03/03 8:45am

REDFEATHERS
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!


falloff giggle lol evillol falloff giggle lol evillol falloff giggle lol evillol falloff giggle lol evillol falloff giggle lol evillol
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Reply #2 posted 12/03/03 8:53am

stymie
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Reply #3 posted 12/03/03 8:57am

LittlePill

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That's NOT funny! mad It's so sexist!! What are you women doing out of the kitchen anyway!?
[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 8:58:08 PST 2003 by LittlePill]
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Reply #4 posted 12/03/03 9:03am

REDFEATHERS

LittlePill said:

That's NOT funny! mad It's so sexist!! What are you women doing out of the kitchen anyway!?
[This message was edited Wed Dec 3 8:58:08 PST 2003 by LittlePill]



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Reply #5 posted 12/03/03 9:11am

applekisses
Heee heee giggle I love the last one biggrin
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Reply #6 posted 12/03/03 9:15am

roverlo

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lol

why do women have one braincell more than cows?
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Reply #7 posted 12/03/03 9:15am

applekisses

roverlo said:

lol

why do women have one braincell more than cows?


falloff
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Reply #8 posted 12/03/03 9:15am

Slave2daGroove
Too bad we own everything
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Reply #9 posted 12/03/03 9:59am

Paisley
Poor fellas sad :LOL:
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