"Maybe you're on you're knees but you've got him by the balls." Samantha

"You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio...For me, it's a fireman with a nice big hose." Samantha

"He was like the flesh and blood equivalent of a DKNY dress -- you know it's not your style, but it's right there, so you try it on anyway." Carrie

Charlotte: Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your See You Next Tuesday?
Samantha: My what?
Charlotte: (motions drawing of letters in the air) See (C) you (U) next (N)...
Carrie: (finishes spelling 'T' in air) ...Tuesday? Oh my god, is that a Schoolhouse Rock I missed?

Samantha: The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!
Carrie: And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.

"If you can't join 'em, beat it!" Samantha

" Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come." Samantha

"Okay, you want details? Okay. He's got the most perfect dick I've ever seen. Long, pink, amazing. It's dickalicious." Samantha

Miranda: I don't know... is it okay to fuck one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?
Carrie: If one more person asks me that today...

"I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people." Samantha

Quotes? Well, I liked the term "funky spunk."

Not a quote at all, but one of my favorite Absolute Vodka ads (even if it was a parody) was Absolute Hunk. Clever.

Ooh, I love funky spunk! (Not actual nasty cum, just the term!)

I also loved when Samantha was trying to seduce the hot preist and she referred to him as "Friar Fuck". That was one of the funniest episodes; she'd go to mass just to see him and then go home to masturbate!