For the first day of the MONTH...the last month of the year!
Another excuse to party...even though it's morning here! hehehehehe I'm so hyperactive right now...wheres it all coming from!!!

Drugs are bad, ok?

bkw said:

So is

here missy this story made me

DIAL 1-800-C-O-L-L-USION OF THE CRAZIES...
the following is an actual message left on the machine at my current residence in regards to an ad my roommates placed on the internet in search of a tenant to occupy an empty room. this is, of course, prior to my move-in, since i was the one chosen to fill the position. please keep in mind i live with four other students, all around the age of twenty, while reading the following excerpt:

monday, 5:56 pm
[an older woman's voice] "Uh...yes, hi, my name is Arnetta Kanardi, and I was calling about the room that you have for rent. Um, if you could just give me a call back; I know that it didn't list anything about, um, you know, special attributes that, um, a roommate might have. But just so you guys know I'm extra clean...and like i said, my name is Arnetta Kanardi and I can also harness lightning and this is really good for starting the grill, and maybe for, you know...[the machine cuts off]"

immediately preceding the previous message:

tuesday, 5:06 pm
"Hi, yes, I'm calling for Arnetta Kanardi. This is Suzie Kitchen and I'm calling from Mental Transitional Health and I'm just calling to verify that this is her address. Um, if she could please give us a call back at 595-8431 just to verify that she has moved into this new residence I'd really appreciate it. Thank you, have a good day. Buh-bye."

i have sat and contemplated this for approximately five and a half hours now. before i transferred the message into written form i made sure to check the validity of the caller with my roommates, making for certain this was not one of their highly clever friends calling and leaving obscure phone calls while under-the-influence.
i have called Mental Transitional Health and verified with Ms. Kitchen than indeed a miss Arnetta Kanardi listed our home as her new residence upon leaving the clinic.
i'm not sure what is more disturbing, the fact that a woman has been given the sur-name of "kitchen" or that Arnetta may be frequenting our neighborhood in hopes moving in. either way, that lightning thing sounds like a really fucking awesome trick.

bkw said:

Drugs huh. I fink i might have been born with a lil compartment which releases them every now and then for good measure

Christopher said:

This deserves its own thread.

So I wouldn't have to click on it.

Christopher said:

2the9s said:

Paisley said:

Doh!!

Christopher said:

lilmissmissy said:

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[This message was edited Sun Nov 30 15:14:41 PST 2003 by Christopher]

Christopher said: