It's been too large! It's been knobbly! It's been a funny colour! etc

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[This message was edited Sat Nov 22 8:55:25 PST 2003 by Marrk]

I did a really long one once!

"Liam, get a camera!"

I think they need to start a separate forum for "Poo discussions".

CAMILLE4U said:

:LOL: your sick :LOL:

The only time my poo ever surprised me was when it ran off with my wife.

bkw said:

eheheh.

CAMILLE4U said:

Good Lord!

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[This message was edited Wed Nov 19 15:22:23 PST 2003 by Marrk]

I once gave birth to a singing poo.

As it blooped into the bowl, it sang 'Miss You Like Crazy' by Natalie Cole.

Haystack said:

No, that WAS Natalie Cole!

Haystack said:

She should know about this. She would be so proud.

bkw said:

Want me to find him...

TRON said:

Don't tell her. It may bring on horrible flashbacks to the heroin days!!!

madartista said:

It'd probably spark some great songs though!

Ooh, I've just remembered.

One day, one of Janet Jackson's poos knocked on my door and gave me a bunch of flowers.

One of only 4 times when a poo has surprised me.

Haystack said:

and the other three? don't leave me hanging! clench that sphincter!

I'd had a long relationship with a poo once, but inevitably the relationship broke down due to the poo (Dave) being far too possessive. However, about three weeks after the break-up, Dave returned to me a completely changed poo! I was totally surprised.

It's freaked this lot!

As I approached my 30th birthday, I was feeling a little dejected. Not one person seemed to have an inkling that my birthday was coming up and I don't think that I've ever felt quite as alone as I did during that time.

Anyway, the evening of my birthday came and I wondered home from work feeling that nobody cared. I walked into the house, into the front room and guess what?

Yep, one of Judge Judy's poos had organised a surprise birthday party for me. I was overjoyed.

Mind you, the party was shit.

Haystack said:

I believe after three weeks in the open air, a poo develops gray 'hair', was that the case?

My poo once fushed me down the toilet. I was distracted by a particularly good article in Playboy, and, well, you can guess the rest.

When I was a teacher at the local primary school, one of the students - Arnold Poo, wasn't the brightest student in the class. Being a knobbly poo didn't help, neither did the constant bullying that he got from his classmates.

Anyway, one day we had a spelling bee at the school and Arnold was one of the contestants.
As you can imagine, I had little faith in him winning the spelling bee. Imagine my surprise, however, when he came top of the class with full marks. He won a book token and some fly repellant.

As you can imagine, I was totally surprised.

Haystack, u're stinkin it up in here with all your great poo surprises! Don't stop that shit!!!

Haystack said:

Well that goes without saying.

Haystack said:

U KNOW U HAVE to tell us what the little shit s-p-e-l-l-e-d!!!

I can't believe I missed this thread!!!

Poo

I don't poo.

Natsume said:

You must be well fat!

Cloudbuster said:

Be nice.

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It surprises me U spend your precious threads to post about poo

WRONG forum. i believe this goes in the "poo and pee-pee" forum with all the other kaka threads