I hate you for that. Im calling you Susan's sister

Christopher said:

Hello sister.


:geigh:

oh not again you two, the threadjackers from hell!!

oh not again you two, the threadjackers from hell!!

garganta said:

Hi

JDINTERACTIVE said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

How you doing, mister?

Cloudbuster said:

None of Ur business.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

/

I hope you have a rectal prolapse.

eheheh, see u later.

Hi

Christopher said:

A group of people with insect stained hands were sat around a computerised puddle putting their papers into nice tidy piles. The group leader sat upon grated ice and boiled lamb fat while behind her a world of squirrel shadows, silhouetted against a backdrop of slug steam, was preparing itself for yet another Abba revival. Overhead, Princess Gonorrhoea rode the fifth horse of the apocolypse and carried numerous weapons that she had stolen from Winnie-The-Pooh's firearms cabinet. Some nearby anorexics were snorting lard. Yodelling powder and freshly trimmed sideburns were hanging at an impossible angle from the underside of a water-stretching blade being carried by a heavily tatooed child.
Pole vaulting bacteria, each coloured a different shade of black, gatecrashed a Canadian cough-candy-twist seminar and spat out rowing boat varnish over the whole camp. Mr. C. Mann paused occasionally to drink a thimble full of Irish sleeve moisture that had been strained through a fifty pound note.

Christopher said:

What day is it?

A heap of shapeless flesh cuddled up to her liquid koala tonsil in response to the world's outcry against her axe attack on dolphins. Fighting frog blood was poured through a pigeon beak into an invisible blue cube containing six human skulls and a lettuce wrapped in pensioner meat. The flatfooted ringworm who drove in drones over a furlong of yoghurt were being rejected by herpes ridden goats who in turn were being hand creased by salivating focal fulcrum of eel which surfaced in a bucket of wax being dispersed by an aerosol can of butane gas. Along came that familiar sound of skin stretched on skull while every high priestess of the Druids congregated around a Salford drainage grid to witness the insides of chewing gum wrappers being dismembered by people wearing plastic hand dandruff. With an ounce of shattered milk fur in each ear the ringworm imploded causing nearby anvil trees to shudder slightly. Boxes of gay sex were placed on the inside edge of the alaphabet.

JimmyNothing said:

Fancy a dance?

i think i need to lay down in a hospital

cloudbuster come with...

Christopher said:

yes you need your shocks and i need an IV

Christopher said:

Can't I just have a protein shot?