What do U call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

I call him, Honey.

JD who is that international man of mystery? :Cool:

Christopher said:

Why, that's Sir Cliff Richard of cause! He comes out to play every Christmas.

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What do U call a man with a clamp on his leg?

Jack

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What do U call a man who's been underground for 1'000s for years?

Pete




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Christopher said:

Hey what's with the dots?!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

...how 'bout ah "flock of seagulls!"

I spent a week of my life coming up with loads of these once. I don't have the list any more but it caused much amusement. I will see if I can get it delivered from the US.

BRB

Hi JD, hows stuff?

I have two!

1)What do you do when you see a space man?
Park in it dude!


2) Two apples are sitting in the oven. The first apple turns to the other and says its a little hot in here dont ya think?The other one replies OH MY GOD A TALKING APPLE!



~Thankyou and goodnight~

PREDOMINANT said:

Im OK Predom how r u?

Lleena said:

They're great!

Got them, e-mailed all the way from the US of A. I wasted my time out there I can tell you but this was a proud product.

Some make more sense in the UK and some in US.

I am particularly proud of our efforts.

What do you call…..

1. ...a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
2. ...two men with toilets on their heads? Lou, john
3. ...a man with a book on his head? Reed
4. …a man who’s book has fallen off his head? Red
5. ...a man with a car on his head? Jack
6. ...a man with cash on his head? Rich
7. …a man who gives you money? Grant
8. …a man who works for his money? Earnie
9. ...a man who gets into an empty box? Phil
10. ...a man who gets into an empty box after eating? Fullphill
11. ...a man in an envelope at your door? Bill
12. ...a man in a wooden horse at your door? Troy
13. …a man with no arms and no legs at your door? Matt
14. ...a man with beef on his head? Chuck
15. ...a man with a tube of blood on his head? Nick, Rob
16. ...a man with a buoy on his head? Bob
17. ...a man with dumbbells on his head? Jim
18. ...a man with a log on his head? Woody
19. ...a man with a towel on his head? Terry
20. ...a man putting on a hat? Don (US)
21. ...a man connected to an amplifier? Mike
22. ...a man connected to a phone? Jack
23. ...a man with no shins? Tony
24. ...a man with no shins and no feet? Neal
25. …a man with a peg-leg? Rodney
26. ...a man with no chair? Stan
27. …a man with a spike on his head? Lance
28. …a man with a briquette on his head? Cole
29. …a man on your shoulder? Chip
30. …a man who’s oxidizing? Rusty
31. …a man with a spade on his head? Doug
32. …a man whose spade fell off his head? Douglas
33. …a man with turf on his head? Pete
34. ...a man with freshly cut turf on his head? Mo
35. …a man out digging in the dirt? Dusty
36. …a man digging on the beach? Sandy
37. …a man with a bow and arrow on his head? Archie
38. …a man with a meadow on his head? Dale
39. …men who are always honest? Ernest & Frank
40. …a man with a coffin on his head? Paul
41. …a man with no hair on his head or body? Sean (UK)
42. …three men with vomit on their heads? Chuck, Ralph (US) and Huey (UK)
43. …a man with a chunky soup on his head? Stu
44. …a man with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art
45. …a man with a casserole on his head but no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Stuart
46. …a man with an engine brake on his head? Jake
47. …a man with parsley on his head? Herb
49. …a man trying to pick the lock on your car? Jimmy
50. …a man making mistakes? Aaron
51. …a man with an oil rig on his head? Dereck
52. …a man with jeans on his head? Levi
53. …a man trying to get out of the wind? Lee
54. …a man with a hexwrench on his head? Allen
55. …a man who pees on our group? Marcus
56. …a man serving food off his head? Trey

PREDOMINANT said:

eheheheheh!

Now the ladies

What do you call…..

…a woman taking legal action? Sue
…a woman with vines on her head? Ivy
…a woman who hits her head every hour on the hour? Isabel
…a woman with northwestern France on her head? Brittany


And my absolute favorite


What do you call a woman with anything on her head?



















































Hattie

What couple go fishing?

Rod and Annette.

What do you call a woman with a tile on her head?

Roof

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Goood, I can't believe I missed those

Lleena said:

Lleena said:

Especially if she's a cockney.

Lleena said:

What do you call the guy on top of Roof (Roofs boyfriend, if you will) ?



Jiminy

Lleena said:

AppleKisses

PREDOMINANT said:

Mate, U just made that up didnt U?!



That's really scraping the barrel.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I made them all up! Cheek


But that was a little desperate!

what do you call a woman with a rug on her head?


Flora

No?

Sorry