LaCoyta said:

5 - 7 lbs isn't impossible. I thought you were talking 50 or 70

Natsume said:

You're tlling me it's impossible to lose 70 lbs?

Natsume said:

I am too!
I still think she should sit on that casting couch.
What's wrong with giving head if you like doing it and at the same time it gets you an appartment, a car and two cabana boys?

I'm for real. I just need guidence to reach my goals. 5-7lbs is impossible if u're me. I'll lose a lb then the next day it comes back.
[This message was edited Wed Nov 26 6:41:51 PST 2003 by LaCoyta]

LaCoyta said:

well if you are for real, forget that whole heroiwhore thing

JimmyNothing said:

Not impossible, per se, just not possible.

LaCoyta said:

Then you are searching in the wrong place.

You can not be for real. t's impossible.

JimmyNothing said:

Why? It sounded good to me.

JimmyNothing said:

Natsume said:

JimmyNothing said:

Already have

LaCoyta said:

I've read that Weight Watchers is the only diet program that a.) helps you lose weight and b.) helps you keep it off (which is the most important aspect, as other diets often will not work for the long run)

jeremyfaulkner said:

waaahh? i did nothing

WickedDay said:

Who are you?

LaCoyta said:

If you are serious about this, go on Weight Watchers (similar proven diet). ...
The extra money you will have from not spending on food you can put into a fund to pay for some further education.

After completing your homework every night you should apply a mixture of home made 'beauty' products to your face and hair (mayonnaise, lemon juice, oats etc) thus saving you even more money which you can put into a high interest savings account.

After a while you will be educated enough to go out and get a nice job paying BIG. If not, you may have come up with your very own solution to your money problems and become some kind of entreprenuer (ala Ricardo Bransoin).
If this doesn't work, you might want to start packaging up those tried and tested beauty products of yours and sell them to trendy hair salons as the new creme de la mer or some rubbish like that.

You will always be beautiful to someone, you just need to start listening to Christina Aguilera or something to start beliveing it yourself...and you will always have that extra bit of cash in the high interest account to go and score some crack if all else fails

ladymisskat said:

Com Stefano Spielbergo?

Here's my honest answer:

Rich
Find a goal, work hard, re-evaluate the goal frequently to make sure you are on the right track and stay positive the whole time.

Thin
Eat food that's good for you and change your life-style to include excercise. Accept your body shape for what it is. Some people are thicker than others (even when they are thin).

Beautiful
Take care of yourself and be a good person. Treat others with respect and you will get it ten fold. Beauty starts from within.

Here's my smart ass answer.

Get plastic surgery and freakishly mold yourself into what you think people look at as "beautiful".

Then marry and old man for his cash.

Go to college get a degree.

Eat smart.

Plastic surgery.

Seriously, dig deep in your soul and you will find that none of these matter..

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Or even Billem Gateseo

LaCoyta said:

Personally speaking, I'll borrow from Meat Loaf and say two out of three ain't bad.
But money isn't important.
[This message was edited Wed Nov 26 11:53:36 PST 2003 by Number23]

ladymisskat said:

Isnt it Guillame?

Ok, try this. Become rich: Learn how to play the stock market, invest in a small company with potential, wait for the price to go through the roof and next thing you know, yer minted

Become thin. Eat a healthy balanced diet, and take regular exercise

Become beautiful: Achieve goal 1 become rich, and invest in major reconstructive surgery, may i suggest the wonderful Cherie Blair as a role model.

I sincerely hope my stupendous advice has a life changing effect on you, and I wish you all the best for the future.

May u live 2 c the da...shit sorry

I don't usually put down people, but if this is all you have ambitions for, you won't go very far in life. Find an old rich guy. He'll give you all the money you need to be beautiful on the outside. You'll be able to hire a personal trainer to be thin and a chef to control your diet. There you go...

Why are you a Prince fan (or are you?)? Hopefully not because he is rich, thin and beautiful!

LaCoyta said:

Depending on where you are, become a stripper.
Yeah, I'm serious. If you do it right,like treat it like an acting job, don't do drugs or become involved any of the people you associate with at your job,you can make lots of money and part of keeping up with your job will be working on being thin and beautiful.Read lots of beauty magazines, websites and books.Go to modeling school and take a dance class along with a personal trainer.
Invest well. Read the dollarstretcher.com. Find a well-off boyfriend, he doesn't have to be old or on the brink of death, you also don't have to spend forever with him or maybe you will!Just have fun spending the least amount of money possible.
Go to school. Get a bachelors degree in something that you like. Education or business, as well as art are good choices.
Get a job as a pharmaceutical representative. You make loads of money, get practically free cosmetic surgery from your pick of doctors and more boyfriend choices.
Read. Everything that you can get your hands on. Self-help books, finance, personal interests, the classics, etc. It will help develop "the beauty within" and make you sound somewhat educated if you don't sound that way naturally.
Volunteer. Be nice to everyone and help out whoever you can, whether it is with money or lending a kind ear.

How do I know if this works? I did it. I owned my own home, rental property and a condo in florida by the time I was 25.

Have a nice day!
[This message was edited Wed Nov 26 18:00:50 PST 2003 by purplelu]

I have a few things 2 say:
1 I am a Prince fan. I just happen to like him. He's just so cool.
2 I can't go to college. It's expensive, I suck at math (I do math at a 6th grade level) and I can't pay attention.
3 I can't be a stripper. I dance w/ the grace & sex appeal of an elephant (& there's no stripping places where I live)
4 I want 2 get the money myself. I feel that's an accomplishment. My brother is 32, ugly, lazy, poor, unemployed and the biggest loser in the world. I want 2 be the exact opposite. I'm not doing this just for me. It's for my family 2.
5 I can't get plastic surgery because it's expensive & painful (I'm a pain wimp-can hardly stand plucking my eyebrows) Not only that, I can't think of anything that needs surgery. My face just doesn't compliment itself.
6 I've tried 2 learn the stock market & it's hard.& there's the risk of losing money.
7 I'd love 2 have business someday but there's the damn math problem & the fact that I can't even sell stuff on ebay. So how could I possibly run a business?

LaCoyta said:

If you have $2 to your name I suggest you move to Canberra in Australia.

Compared to most Canberrians you will be rich, thin and beautiful. p.s if you want any proof just look at althom.

LaCoyta said:

I pity your brother.

Not for being ugly and poor, but for having YOU as a sister!

Do you think he is all those things just for pleasure?

LaCoyta said:

Ok, I´m assuming that you´re honest and truthful about your situation. I wouldn´t be surprised if that would be the case since there are lots of people out there who feel just like you. They feel ugly and they think money will solve everything (because that´s what society has taught them).

And sure, it would be naive to say that people don´t care about looks. I don´t think you should try to change your appearance though. I think you should start trying to regain your self respect. The first step in that process is to identify what you´re good at. And if your self-esteem is too low to even see those things, maybe you can start by identifying things you enjoy doing. Then we can take it from there.