All I want is 2 be rich, beautiful and thin. I'm 19. And haven't a clue how to do any of it! This is my dream, my goal. I want the thiness by spring, the money by 35, and the beauty somewhere in between.
Can someone help me?

uhm, are you serious?

Hey Icenine!/MrBliss/insert funny orger here --->
[This message was edited Wed Nov 26 6:14:15 PST 2003 by jeremyfaulkner]

And if you are, stop eating now. Become anorexic/bulemic. You'll become rail-thin by spring. Then pull an Anna Nicole and marry an old rich guy who will keel over in less than a year. Take the money and run, get loads of plastic surgery, and then all of your dreams will be fulfilled.

Natsume said:

pan,

what happend?

no note back

Natsume said:

I'm serious. If u can't give me sound advice u shouldn't reply. And I'm not going to marry for money. That's one thing I won't do.
[This message was edited Wed Nov 26 6:21:54 PST 2003 by LaCoyta]

LaCoyta said:

Gooey points to the casting couch

Sit there and wait for phoney people.

LaCoyta said:

Sound advice for an insane question? You gotta be kidding me

It's not insane. I see nothing wrong w/ wanting the best of life.

Start saving up for major corrective surgery.

LaCoyta said:

I guess if being rich/thin/beautiful is the 'best of life' for you, then no, you wouldn't see anything wrong with it. I just see it as being shallow and sad. Very sad. There's so much more to life than that...

LaCoyta said:

Get yourself some heroin. You'll become addicted and spend all of your money on the drug rather than food, hence making you thin. You'll need to finance your habit so consider becomming a whore and selling your body for cash, making you rich. The effects of the drugs will make you belive that you're the most beautiful girl in the world. (ain't that a song by someone? )

Stop posting on a site that is even more mental than your question suggest you are.

Get a job.

Earn money

Or get a sugar daddy. (test oral skills)

jeremyfaulkner said:

I refuse to be a whore. I'm trying to get a (legal) job. But when u're not beautiful, its hard.I'm not shallow. I just want to live a nice life. And life is nicer when u're rich,attractive and thin
[This message was edited Wed Nov 26 6:33:20 PST 2003 by LaCoyta]

LaCoyta said:

On dear Lord

LaCoyta said:

yeah that whole "ugly discrimination" thing is a real bitch

LaCoyta said:

What's wrong with being a whore.
Come to Holland.
It's legal here.

Still, not all beautiful people will become rich or thin.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
If you do not think you are beautiful, then nobody will, why should they?

summerdawn said:

Save U from temptation.

I wish I was secure enuf of myself to be a whore.

JimmyNothing said:

Hey Keith.

jeremyfaulkner said:

LaCoyta said:

Let me tell you, life is a WHOLE lot nicer when you're truly satisfied with yourself...

JimmyNothing said:

Yes, and u can't even sue over it

jeremyfaulkner said:

Anyways, thank you LaCoyta(Christopher? Icenine? MrBliss?)
for this funny thread.

Fez up now.

LaCoyta said:

you could if you were rich!

I think I'll be staisfied if I lose 5-7lbs, improve my appearence and get a six figure income

jeremyfaulkner said:

I think she's for real!