Here it is folks... his latest release!


Scurrilous

The way he came in to my place
I knew right then and there
There was something different
About this guy...

The way he moved
His bald head
His thick glasses
Search warrant in motion

As they tossed the room
I could feel the aura
Of his presence
That man I could not trust
That man was bad...
This case is scurrilous!

I never knew, I thought there was enough time
Come out to the ranch and be a guest of mine
I grew up deprived - no childhood, felt all alone
Hangin' with kids... I call them on the phone

This is scurrilous!
This case is so scurrilous! (hee hee)
Take away my money
Throw away my time
Ain't goin' to jail honey
You gotta just believe in me!

They came at me in sections
Like a wheatfield on fire
I was trapped into guilt
Web of sin
Accused of touch, a kiss
A "letter of love"

I am at the point of no return
Deep in the darkness
Of Tom Sneddon's insanity
I feel taken by this child
Strange inhumanity
This kid is persuasive
This case I could not trust
That man is bad
This case is scurrilous!

I always knew, I live my life - it's insane
He calls my house and says I know his name
Says he's D.A., and says I've met him before
Says he's at my house, takin' my things out the door

This is scurrilous!
This case is so scurrilous! (hee hee)
Take away my money
Throw away my time
Ain't goin' to jail honey
You gotta just believe in me!

Scurrilous!
This case is so scurrilous! (hee hee)
I have to pray to God
Cuz I know accusations fly
Ain't goin' to jail honey
I'm Michael!
Just believe in me!

And then it happened
They called me
The voice of a strange man
Dropped me a warrant
Needed on California soil

But my attorney is on the case
Sharp as a two edged sword
And I hate it, because it's Scurrilous
I've gotta sleep alone tonight

Please leave me here in Vegas
I cannot cope 'til it's alright
You and your manipulation
You hurt my Momma

This is scurrilous!
This case is so scurrilous! (hee hee)
Take away my money
Throw away my time
Ain't goin' to jail honey
You gotta just believe in me!

Scurrilous!
This case is so scurrilous! (hee hee)
Take away my money
Throw away my time
Ain't goin' to jail honey
You gotta just believe in me!

This is scurrilous!
This case is so scurrilous! (hee hee)
I have to pray to God
Cuz accusations fly
Ain't goin' to jail honey
I'm Michael!
You gotta just believe in me!

Huh...he's baaack

Sing it to the tune of "Dangerous"!!

I toldja his new single would be called "Scurrilous".

I think this is my least favorite word of 2003.

Anxiety said:

What about predicated?

June7 said:

i luv Michael...but i this is hilarious
My cousin's a big Michael fan too and she's doin teaching rounds...n sum kid knowin she's a fan made up sumfin to Billy Jean...go June7...do one for dat do it! do it!

sinisterpentatonic said:

"Predicated" wins Least Likely Word Ever To Have Issued From Michael's Tattooed Lips.

Okay, LilMissMissy...here goes!

Comin' Clean

He was more like a child-teen, somewhere in-between
I said don't mind I am not a queen
Bein' the one,
Who will dance
On the floor
Gettin' down

I said I am the one
Who will dance
On the floor
Gettin' down

He told me his name was Gavin, see... and he looked at me
Then heavy heads turned as they check on me
Bein' the one,
Who will dance
On the floor
Gettin' down

I said I am the one
Who will dance
On the floor
Gettin' down

People always told me be careful what you do
Don't go around takin' young boys home
Momma always told me, be careful who you love
Be careful what you do
Cuz the lie becomes the truth

I'm Comin' Clean, he's not my lover
He just a child who claims that I am the one
And my credit's on the run

I'm Comin' Clean, he's not my lover
He's just a kid who claims that I am the one
And my money's on the run

From 20 million to 20 more, oh how the parents whore
Their kids around, make them tell some lies
That the tabloids buy
But I dance
On the floor
Gettin' down

So I take my lawyer's advice
Just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice!)

So now I gotta go thru this again, but this time I'll win
I'll never settle, it goes all the way
I've gotta try
Can I dance
On the floor
Gettin' down...

People always told me be careful what you do
Don't go around takin' young boys home
Momma always told me, be careful who you love
Be careful what you do
Cuz the lie becomes the truth

I'm Comin' Clean, he's not my lover
He just a child who claims that I am the one
And my credit's on the run

I'm Comin' Clean, he's not my lover
He's just a kid who claims that I am the one
And my money's on the run

I'm Comin' Clean, he's not my lover
The D.A.'s got a vendetta against me
I wish he'd let me be

I'm Comin' Clean, he's not my lover
It's Paul McCartney, I'm sure he's talkin' crap 'bout me
Say, say, say 'Let It Be'...

I'm Comin' Clean, he's not my lover
He just a child who claims that I am the one
And my credit's on the run

I'm Comin' Clean, he's not my lover
He's just a kid who claims that I am the one
And my money's on the run

June7 said:

:LOL: :FALLOFF: :FALLOFF: :FALLOFF:

lilmissmissy said:

HEE HEE!

WackoJacko said:

Hey lil' boy there
wif da gameboy on..
u gimme fever like
i've never ever known...

im sooo soo sorry... hehhehe. ..

it's funny... when i went to bed last night, i was coming up with the same exact thing... "that boy ain't no lover friend of mine" is all i can remember of it, though.

AaronUniversal said:

Scurrilous!