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it's so cool that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? | |
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If you want to get divorced quickly.
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You are sooo going to change your tune in 6 months time. | |
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Wow. Do u really get all of that? Maybe I should go straight! Then again, I could just pretend to be straight, marry a servant, I mean wife, and then keep being gay behind her back. Maybe she'd work too, and I could stay home!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: and then keep being gay behind her back.
there's a line there ..but...too easy | |
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MrBliss said: madartista said: and then keep being gay behind her back.
there's a line there ..but...too easy good eye, and admirable restraint! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Oh yeah that's what it's all about.   | |
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MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? either you're joking or this is just sad. I hope married life isn't like that. [This message was edited Tue Nov 25 18:46:04 PST 2003 by jessyMD32781] | |
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jessyMD32781 said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? either you're joking or this is just sad. I hope married life isn't like that. [This message was edited Tue Nov 25 18:46:04 PST 2003 by jessyMD32781]
It is for you Jessy.
For us blokes it's just dandy.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it  | |
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DudeDrops said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it Shhh, let's not ruin it for him yet. lol...the big undies ARE coming, sooner or later. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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lol | |
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GirlIntercepted said: lol
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bkw said: DudeDrops said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it Shhh, let's not ruin it for him yet. lol...the big undies ARE coming, sooner or later. No more nighties from Vicky's Secret--soon it's the flannel jammies from K-Mart. No more all-night whoopee sessions--soon it's the "g'night, hon" kiss...followed by prompt snoring. No more "What do you wanna tonight?"--soon it's "turn on the TV." | |
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DudeDrops said: bkw said: DudeDrops said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it Shhh, let's not ruin it for him yet. lol...the big undies ARE coming, sooner or later. No more nighties from Vicky's Secret--soon it's the flannel jammies from K-Mart. No more all-night whoopee sessions--soon it's the "g'night, hon" kiss...followed by prompt snoring. No more "What do you wanna tonight?"--soon it's "turn on the TV."
I dont know why I'm laughing.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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lol | |
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bkw said: DudeDrops said: bkw said: DudeDrops said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it Shhh, let's not ruin it for him yet. lol...the big undies ARE coming, sooner or later. No more nighties from Vicky's Secret--soon it's the flannel jammies from K-Mart. No more all-night whoopee sessions--soon it's the "g'night, hon" kiss...followed by prompt snoring. No more "What do you wanna tonight?"--soon it's "turn on the TV."
I dont know why I'm laughing. Cuz you know I'm EXACTLY right... | |
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DudeDrops said: bkw said: DudeDrops said: bkw said: DudeDrops said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it Shhh, let's not ruin it for him yet. lol...the big undies ARE coming, sooner or later. No more nighties from Vicky's Secret--soon it's the flannel jammies from K-Mart. No more all-night whoopee sessions--soon it's the "g'night, hon" kiss...followed by prompt snoring. No more "What do you wanna tonight?"--soon it's "turn on the TV."
I dont know why I'm laughing. Cuz you know I'm EXACTLY right...
Man, I'm living it.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: DudeDrops said: bkw said: DudeDrops said: bkw said: DudeDrops said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it Shhh, let's not ruin it for him yet. lol...the big undies ARE coming, sooner or later. No more nighties from Vicky's Secret--soon it's the flannel jammies from K-Mart. No more all-night whoopee sessions--soon it's the "g'night, hon" kiss...followed by prompt snoring. No more "What do you wanna tonight?"--soon it's "turn on the TV."
I dont know why I'm laughing. Cuz you know I'm EXACTLY right...
Man, I'm living it.
Living together can be fun. You just gotta learn how to compromise without FEELING like you're compromising and learn to respect each other's boundaries. Maybe I'll get it right the next time I live with a woman... | |
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Congrats again man. One lucky ducky. I GOT YA, I GOT YA, I GOT YA PUNKASS! REPEAT | |
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DudeDrops said: bkw said: DudeDrops said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it Shhh, let's not ruin it for him yet. lol...the big undies ARE coming, sooner or later. No more nighties from Vicky's Secret--soon it's the flannel jammies from K-Mart. No more all-night whoopee sessions--soon it's the "g'night, hon" kiss...followed by prompt snoring. No more "What do you wanna tonight?"--soon it's "turn on the TV." that won't happen to me | |
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Shhh.
The news is on | |
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bkw said: jessyMD32781 said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? either you're joking or this is just sad. I hope married life isn't like that. [This message was edited Tue Nov 25 18:46:04 PST 2003 by jessyMD32781]
It is for you Jessy.
For us blokes it's just dandy. nope. rather be single than some man's slave. | |
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Hey, your wife ain't no maid. Help around the home and pick up your smelly clothes. Pretty soon you will lose the woman of your life who will not put up with that crap. Change your tune. 
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moderatorDudeDrops said: MrBliss said: that i don't have to do dishes etc anymore...that i can just throw my clothes on the floor and they magically appear all clean and fresh in my cupboard...that sex is ALL about me...that i can now get a big fat belly...that i NEVER have to cut my toenails again...the list goes on
after all...that IS what married life is about, right? RIGHT? Son...have you EVER co-habitated before? You'll be drying those dishes and washing your own socks VERY soon. And y'know those sexy lil' thongs your wifey is wearing to bed? Soon you'll be treated to white cotton bloomers like your mother used to wear. I guarantee it  | |
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U are married?
U think it's great - Ur wife hates U | |
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HerRoyalBadness said: U are married?
U think it's great - Ur wife hates U | |
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jessyMD32781 said: HerRoyalBadness said: U are married?
U think it's great - Ur wife hates U And U probably are married too - U are the wife, right? | |
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HerRoyalBadness said: jessyMD32781 said: HerRoyalBadness said: U are married?
U think it's great - Ur wife hates U And U probably are married too - U are the wife, right? no and no. | |
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