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Thread started 11/21/03 5:52am

gooeythehamste
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Why IstenSzek is the wittiest Orger today, as posted in the Prince, music and more forum.

They asked to dedicate a Prince song to MJ...
This is what he came up with.
Props to the most entertaining, funniest, wittiest guys on the Org. hug

IstenSzek said:

01. KinderActive
02. One Of Your Crayons
03. Sex In The Summer Camp
04. The Lubricated Pre-Teen
05. Hide The Salami
06. Sexual Career-Suicide
07. The Ballad Of McCaully Culkin
08. Age Don't Matter 2Nite
09. The [fun-fare] Ride
10. Something In The Flintstone Vitamins [Does Not Compute]
11. The Pubescent Ones
12. Sexy Toddler
13. The Cartoons In The Morning Papers

Here's an excerpt fro the Lyrics to song # 7, a cover of
Dorothy Parker, with alternate lyrics:

The Ballad Of McCaully Culkin

McCaully was a small boy, up in Neverland
he slept in my bed
Dishwater blond, small and fine,
I liked to stroke his hips

Well, earlier, I'd been talkin' shit
in my interviews
talking bout women's ass
I needed someone
with a slender build at last,
McCaully came fast.

I ordered: Yeah, lemme see you on all four's
I feel kinda horny
McCaully laughed,
he said "sounds kinda sick and weird to me"
"Do you wanna lick my ass?"

I said cool, but I'm taking my clothes off
cause I'm kind of in the mood for some
he said "sounds like a bad joke to me"
"mind if I just watch the Squishy bears?"
"Oho, my fav scene, he said, and it was
Tipsy singing 'Help me, I want my mommy!'
The phone rang and he said
"That's Shelldon callin
He wants a piece of you"
Right then and there I knew it was through
McCaully was no longer in pre-school.

I don't regret, the pay off
cause it sho nuff bought me goodtimes
with the children I adopted
As well, as pretending to be white
through afflictions I adopted with my purse
McCaully stroked my buldge
I got much wetter
so I went back to the nursery room

Tell us what you did - Lemme tell you what I did

I took another pre-teen home
took his pants off

Lizzy Tailor screamed
"I should have told you sooner
After what happened
to 'Caully Culkin.."

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin

Plea-he-he-ease,

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin
[come back to me , go down on your knees...]

Well...

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin,

I mean, how great is this on a scale from 0 to ten?

ELEVEN!
[This message was edited Tue Nov 25 3:05:23 PST 2003 by gooeythehamster]

gooeythehamste r	KeithyT said: "The Ballad..." lyrics are fantastic He should be a writer; he is ten times better than I am.
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gooeythehamste r	Fhunkin said: gooeythehamster said: KeithyT said: "The Ballad..." lyrics are fantastic He should be a writer; he is ten times better than I am. He should, though not better, different ! You sweet, but I recognise genius when I see it.
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gooeythehamste r	I think someone should run to the studio immediately and record this lyric and make MEGATONS of money.
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gooeythehamste r	Fhunkin said: gooeythehamster said: I think someone should run to the studio immediately and record this lyric and make MEGATONS of money. I can sing (b.t.w. got 2 cd's here for ya) I can direct. We'll cast Christopher as McCaully Culkin and me as Michael Jackson.
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gooeythehamste r	Fhunkin said: You cannot moonwalk Christopher's ass Try me... Fhunkin said: besides I look more like Michael then you ! Oh,okay. But I tell you two what to do!
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gooeythehamste r	Fhunkin said: (b.t.w. got 2 cd's here for ya) I am here LoL Wat doe je vanavond?
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gooeythehamste r	Classic! And not so IN YER FACE as Marty's!
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gooeythehamste r	Fhunkin said: Hmmm, what you had in mind ?? It better be dirty !! I can stop showering today... So I am funky on sunday Fhunkin said: I'm going to Arjan Ederveen & loes Luca Vanavond Dat geeft toch niet... Fhunkin said: Morgen & Zondag werk ik maar mischien 's avonds een trutje ? Dat zou best wel eens kunnen.
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gooeythehamste r	Fhunkin said: OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen ! En niet eerder? Tjeemig, wat ben jij streng!
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gooeythehamste r	JimmyNothing said: Dennis Bergkamp, yar, Marco van Basten? Wie?
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gooeythehamste r	MartyMcFly said: Is hier iets moois aan het groeien (afgezien van beider geslachtsdelen)?? U kunt maar aan EEN ding denken, hmm?
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MartyMcFly	gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen ! En niet eerder? Tjeemig, wat ben jij streng! Is hier iets moois aan het groeien (afgezien van beider geslachtsdelen)??
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