you have to ask your daughter what the hell they are saying in a song...

if you present to a class of teens and they find out your age and they say, WOW you don't look that old...

when you hug the cashier for carding you









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when the kids leaving Grange Hill look really young
and when you finely admit Carol Vorderman is really quite sexy.

you pee like a horse at 3 in the morning

Rhonda!! It's Muse! Good to see ya!

When you start shouting at the television.

Lock this fuckin thread. This shit is really hittin home

CtheUncanny said:

erm, how?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It's a flame against old people. It hurts my feelings.

CtheUncanny said:

you learn that Prince is being inducted into the RHF and you remember when he first came on the scene as if it were yesterday.

Rhondab said:

Not to brag, but I get this all the time and not from teens but adults. When someone asks my age sometimes I preface my response with "I could be your mother."
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UptownDeb said:

...when you start thinking you are.

Number23 said:

That ish ain't funny, Jr.!

when 70's used to be retro

now

80's is retro

When U say 'That's my chair. Go on, get up!'

when you start looking forward to the end of your work day so you can go home, put on you p.j.'s and take out your contacts.

reading this thread just ruined my day.

prrtybby said:

:LOL:

When the young sales clerk calls you ma'am as you

check out.

when you start checking the obituaries to see if there's
anyone you know amongst them.


when you remember what a bitch it was to look up anything
before the introduction of the internet.


when you remember what it was like, shopping for food and
not have to check wether it is "genetically" enhanced etc.


when you realise the stripsearch at the airport is the
most intimate human contact you've had in over two years.


when, indeed, teenagers start to call you "sir" :O


when no one ever asks you for an i.d. anymore, not even
at an "over 21" or hardcore porn etablishment.


when you order a drink for a nice lookin' dude at a bar
and they say "thanks grandpa, just who the fuck do you
think you're kidding here?".

CAMILLE4U said:

when some people call u sir

Befote it was "god damn them, they carded me"..now it's "you better card me!"

When ya wanna' take a nap after breakfast & after lunch.

luv4thepurple1 said:

Or, go get some jeans at Old Navy and the guy says, Sir I'll take you next

rdhull said:

fuck im gonna hate that

rdhull said:

i dunno some places ..its there job to call you sir ..i was at the store one day and they cashier called this 13yr old ma'am lol

You say, 'Im not like you kids today, what with your Playtendos!'

rdhull said:

or "maam"

I hate that! At least go for "miss"