Jess after she gets to view the final version of the org men calendar

This orger just ate a bean burritto from Taco Bell

NotoriousJ said:

:LOL: careful girl not too fast, your gonna hurt yourself. :LOL:

Glamorina-
Glamorina is a shim from the city streets of 'Rio de Janeiro,Brazil'.S-he likes makeovers,knife fights,plastic surgery,and men named Bob.

Therapy said:

I think Gerry needs more org.

Haystack said:

LMAO!

bkw said:

exactly! this is going into the all-time Top 40

AaronUniversal said:

you avie rocks

NotoriousJ said:

thanks it's apt, i think. still waiting for ABBA to do my theme-song though...

AaronUniversal said:

Flamming queen Aarons the flamming queen

Hey, and let's not forget Bumphy the Org Bear.

This is Fat Albert. He's fat and his name is Albert.

This is FECALTHOM after a long day of not washing his hands he begins to giggle uncontrollably after just one wiff.Let's watch

Cloudbuster said:

Gerry 's Fat Albert

Christopher said:

Cloudbuster said:

:yougogirl:

This guy apparantly has no name. He lived a brief life from 1993 to 2000 and made some mediocre music with only the occasional blast of brilliance (although late '96 to late '97 was a decent period). At the tender age of seven he retired/killed himself and hasn't been heard of since. To this day people still wonder "What the fuck was that all about?"

Cloudbuster said:

thats still pretty good for a seven yr old.

Christopher said:

Damn you! Are you just gonna tear up every comment I post today?

Christopher said:

And stay in there until it's time for .

Meet Paul, a 25 year old business man from Hull, England. Paul is a family man with 3 little ones and a beautiful wife. Recently, Paul was offered a job on the coast doing Butlins type performances. His white Michael Jackson gloves and moonwalk (not shown here...) were so convincing that Butlins offered him above average prices to star in the fantastic Butlins slot of 'Star For A Night'. However, with all the latest controversy surrounding Mr Jackson, Kevin Sheila of Butlins has dropped Paul like a sack of shit from the next season's entertainment list. Paul, although obviously pissed at not getting paid, is still delighted to moon walk wearing his white gloves, infront of his children.
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Olga Leibenhausen-Blythe.

Olga was the olympic high jumping champion of 1992, unfortunately a bad fall left her unable to partake in sports and she settled upon a career as an emoticon-o-gram. She is famed for her ability to levitate 3 inches off the ground while doing the spilts and juggle four oranges <---this is the famous Olga orange.

this is zorg. zorg comes from zargon, a planet with a much lighter gravitational field than that of the planet earth. when zorg travels abroad (he is on earth to do research for his senior science project) to planets with greater gravitational forces zorg must wear a gravity belt to help stabilize him against the pull of a different planet's gravity.

however, as we see him above zorg's gravity belt is malfunctioning and so he bounces up and down, now drawn to the earth, now repelled, drawn, repelled. fortunately, zorg has discovered that the bouncing motion is . . . .beneficial to his physical and mental well being. in fact he enjoys it, which is why he's grinning like that. also, because he's realized he can use a derivation of his malfunctioning gravity belt for his science project.

:Batman:

Benjiman "Buttbuster" Barachus

and




"Flirtatous" Francesca Fruitopia



This notorious duo is wanted in twenty states for sex crimes. There have been many victims of their sexual machinations. One of there favorite schemes to run on a unsuspecting male, is the "who's fucking who" scheme. This is where Francesca flirts with an the agreed target at a bar or club, then after getting the target's attention seduces him into coming back to her hotel room. After getting the victim arouse and ready for sexual intercourse, she tells the victim that one of her greatest fantasies is to tie a guy to the bed and doing anything thing she wants with him. Convincing the guy that this will be the greatest time of his life he agrees to be tied to the bed. After the victim is secured to the bed, Benjiman runs out in a batman costume and fucks him in the ass and leaves him there to be found by the hotel staff the next day.

Meet Natsume.



Natsume started life out at prince.org as an avid poster who once graced the fine halls of learning establishments of West Coast USA but now resides somewhere in the bowells of London. Having posted on so many threads in the past she found herself starting to resemble a piece of in real life.

Due to the loss of her limbs and the disgusting odour that she was giving off around her friends she decided to take up fulltime employment as an emoticon on the org.

Lets hear it for Natsume !




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bkw said:

...you are so gonna get a butt-whoopin from pam when she sees this.

This is Gloria. She is a bible teacher and does not have many friends. She once gave her sister $20 dollars and did not get paid back, because God says to give is better. She prays for cats puppies and old people and hopes God knows she is kind. She never says bad words, because it's a waste of time...

This is Thad and he can't believe high school is over.
He has a girlfriend named Michelle with a sister named Gloria.
Whom she owes $20 bucks...

This is Brad and he works at a local electronics store. He has 2 big screen TV's and 3 VCRs all blinking 12:00 am. He has a Porche colored in forest green and wears various styled polo shirts.