I got plenty since i use da trains n trams nearly everyday! My first story comes to mind, coz when i was on my 20minuto break from work yesterday...i was strolling along the shoppin strip...probably smiling wifout realising it,as i do most times, specially when i'm havin a nice day and this man lookin at me got my attention. NOt in da way u fink, it was like...ya know when someone is staring at you, you can feel their eyes on you. AND then i realised who it was. It was this scary man from this time i was on the train MONTHS ago. AS he looked at me all dreamy eyed...and i kinda walked very quickly away...i remembered when i went to sit down on the train after uni once to have this man start talkin to me. Then he asked me to have a coffee with him. He was kinda gross (sorry but he was ) So i was like 'errr...i gotta go home sorry!' okay, ur finkin...wheres this story heading? How is it bizarre? When i got off da train, and headed down the subway, he followed me!! ANd then he yelled out "COME FOR A COFFEE WITH ME!!!" i was like 'errr no dats alright fanks' and he started to CRY.."WHY?!!?" !!! :FALLOFF: HE WAS CRYIN!!! :OMFG:
Yeah so dats one of my interesting tales on pt. Have any of you orgers got any?

i got one:

this past summer i was on the bus, and there was this guy sittin up towards the front. every time someone new would get on the bus and sit nearby him, he'd try to start up a little conversation with them. the thing about him is that within the 20-25 minutes i was on there, he would ask everybody the same exact question:

"so, ya read any good books lately?"

it got really annoyin, really fast--there was this one dude sittin behind me sighin and like, "will he please just shut up?!!"



i might have another story to tell, just gotta dig around in my brain for a bit and remember another one...i got plenty.

Come ooon...no stories? At all? AM i da only one dat has these things happen to me? NO bloody way

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

:LOL: OMG dats hilarious!!! Yes, and i'll dig up another story too! heeh!

OH...heres one! But i wasnt on pt...i was just walkin down the street in the city, holdin my lil cousin's hand. This guy from behind me goes 'scuse me' n hands me his card for his modelling agency. And tells me 'you'd b good for photoshoots'. I was rather flattered, as i'd had a late night, and quite frankly i thought i looked like a worn-out rag more than anything.
Later...I told some gals at work and found out dat one of THEM got da same guy. Turns out he shoots PORN!!! :LOL:
AND NO i didnt follow up on the offer

here's another one from last summer:

i was standin at a bus stop, waitin for another bus to arrive. it was a pretty hot day out that day, but this one guy wearin a big ol' black trenchcoat (who i'll call 'Trenchcoat Dude') came along and stood at the bus stop. not only was it hot that day, but it was a bit breezy as well...i was standin about 4-5 ft. away from the guy, and this breeze comes along. i was downwind from Trenchcoat Dude, so the breeze carried along a lil' sumfin-sumfin...the dude's b.o.

i swear to ya, that dude smelled like a cross between hot garbage and the sweaty ass of an unwashed skunk. lawd, he rotted! i had to hold my breath for a bit, he smelled so bad. i ended up walkin further away from him to get away from the smell, plus i was gettin kinna hot and wanted to sit in the shade so i walked over to the bus shelter nearby...then, this totally suburbanite-trendy-lookin woman comes walkin up to the bus stop. she stood over by Trenchcoat Dude for about 30 seconds, then she walked toward the bus shelter where me and this other woman was sittin.

she exchanged pleasantries with the other woman and then Suburbia Lady goes, sotto voce (and a pretty loud sotto voce at that), "i can't stand over there by that guy, he smells awful! it must be something in his diet, i've never smelled anyone that bad!!"

i was like, "ol' dude's close enough to have heard that, i wonder if he's gonna start talkin shit to this heffa for what she said?"

but he didn't, and (thankfully!) he didn't get on the bus when it finally came.

lilmissmissy said:

ewww, creepy dude!!

I was taking the subway (in Stockholm) home late one night and this creepy looking guy sat down in front of me. You see, in Stockholm there are little compartments where four people sit quite close to each other, two of them facing the other two. There were almost no other people there so it was really weird that he wanted to sit exactly in front of me.

He was in his late thirties, clean but weird-looking, wearing a sweater with a turtle-neck. On top of that he had a rather large golden necklace which made him look a bit like a pimp wannabe. Nothing else about him looked strange though. It was just his body language and something about his face.

After about two minutes he suddenly leaned forward and grabbed my wrist to look at my watch.

- Oooohhh, that´s a great looking watch, he said (which I knew wasn´t true).

I flinched and made him lose his grip.

- I was just looking at your watch, he said.

- Sure, go ahead, just don´t touch me okay? I responded.

- Ok.

The minute after he said "ok" he landed his hand on my thigh and said:

- You know, I just fucked a guy tonight. I fuck both guys and girls but guys are mostly easier. They just go for it. I just walk up and tell them to come with me and the next minute they´re sucking my cock. But girls do it too all the time.

- That´s nice for you, but take your bloody hand off my thigh, I said.

He did what I told him to, but I could tell that he wasn´t about to shut up just because of that. I was thinking about changing compartments, but it was quite clear that he would have followed me then. Also, it wasn´t far to my station, so I decided to wait.

He looked at me and smiled. Then he started going through his pockets. After a lot of fumbling around he pulled out a gelatine pill, you the kind that has powder in it that´s supposed to be released when you put it in your mouth. It was very medical looking so I was quite sure it wasn´t candy.

Then, from nowhere, he got up a razor blade and starting cutting in the pill! Of course I should have stood up and walked off by now, but to be honest I was too curious to see what was going to happen next (he didn´t seem particularly threatening).

Powder started to come out from the pill, covering his fingers. From time to time he looked at me to see my reaction. Then, for some peculiar reason he pulled out the waist of his pants so that he could look down at what was hiding in his underwear. He looked quite puzzled as if though he was seeing something he hadn´t expected.

Then, suddenly, he accidentaly dropped the pill into his underwear. Immediately he put both his hands down there including the hand still holding the razor blade to look for it!!! After about three seconds he suddenly cried out in pain (no wonder!) and that´s when I finally stood up and walked off. Fortunately it was right at the time when the train was pulling up to my station.

Walking away from there I looked over my shoulder. I saw him through the window and he was still very much in pain...

The strange thing is that I believed him when he told me that he had had sex with lots of guys and girls. But after this night he might find it a lot harder to do that!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

dat reminds me of sumfin else dats happened!!! LMAO...there's this old man dat lives in ramshackle house on the other end of my street. Poor old man. But ya know what. My uncle...who talks to everyone..like EVERYYYONE..talkes to this old man who stinks like piss and beer. And my uncle actually told him "have you heard of soap? U need to take a shower."

Vibrator said:

:OMFG: dats hardcorez!!! U poor guy!!!

ANOTHER ONE:

I was all dressed up for work...went to uni to hand in an essay (this was about this time last year). Anyway i hopped on2 da train back into the city...when i noticed this middle aged man...looked like da same nash as me too...sitting on the seat kinda opposite me. He looked at me every now and then...and i kinda noticed a stunned expression on his face. Then i looked a little lower..as i noticed his arm tuggin down at sumfin...could u guess what that something was???!!! :OMFG: this man was full-on pullin off...i could see ALL da detail...infront of me!!!

I JUST FROZE. I was in SHOCK!!!

lilmissmissy said:

Where did you get the guy part from?

Vibrator said:

OOoooh i fink its da avatar dat made me assume so! sooo sooo sorry

lilmissmissy said:

Well, the avatar is actually Sigourney Weaver

Actually, I´ve never revealed my gender and I´m not sure if I ever will. Some people assume I´m a woman, some assume I´m a man. It´s always funny to see what people will assume next. I´m not saying you´re necessarily wrong, but I´m not saying you´re right either.

All I have ever revealed here on the org (as far as I know) is my age, my location and the fact that I´m attracted to women.

Vibrator said:

OH YEAH! it IS Sigourney Weaver! My color settings are stuffed so all i saw was a boy
Yeah, i kinda noticed ur profile had a few things not included, hehe! Either ur a guy...or a gal who likes ladies!
Mysterious indeed!

lilmissmissy said:

But why wont you have coffe with me?

bkw said:

awww there there bkw

lilmissmissy said:

damn man i am sorry

that althom has a lot to answer for



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Vibrator said:

woman + man heyyy

u aint althom in disguise are ya

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youngsoulrebel said:

lilmissmissy said:

you have some effect people

are you magic?

Christopher said:

pffft I tell ya what!! Acracadabra make em go awayz!!! I dont know why it happens, but it just does!
I do nuffin to provoke them. I just sit there :O

I used to take the train to school every morning at 07:30
with one of my friends. We'd be on our way for about 1 hour
before we got to our destination and the journey was mostly
one enormous bore.

So then we came up with some lame things to do in the train
to keep us from being bored.

One of the things we'd do would be to just sit amongst a
group of people who were all just minding their own stuff
and all of a sudden I would go into seizure

I mean, really pretty damn awful looking seizure. We had
rehearsed this stuff and it looked shockingly frightening.

When I'd be on the floor of the traincart, my eyes rolled
into the back of my head and my body twitching like hell,
gurgling and foaming, my friend would get up and strat
kicking and hitting me as she yelled

"Oh you fucking bastard. Anafilectic shock again eh? You
piece of shit, I told you not to touch me peanuts, so
this is what you get, you piece of human waste".

People would be so shocked they didn't know what the hell
to do.

Usually we timed this, so that it would happen about 4 or
5 minutes from the station so that no one would pull the
emergency break lol.

IstenSzek said:

very undramatic indeed.

lilmissmissy said:

mmmhmm ehehe

i hope you carry pepper spray

Christopher said:

I know self-defense! I'll kickem where it hurts! OW!!! :OMFG:

I think a lesbian hit on me on the bus one time! She kept touching my face pretending my foundation wasn't blended when I knew it was and talking to me and she had really short hair and this guy across from us kept smiling into his newspaper and I was traumatized
I haven't been on public transportation since.

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Safely on Public Transportation

Crimes take place regularly on mass transit vehicles. To protect yourself, it’s important to keep your guard up while going from point A to point B by following these tips:

» Minimize your time at subway or bus stops and you will be less of a target to assailants.
» Stay aware of your surroundings — don’t sleep, get absorbed in a book or use a Walkman while commuting.
» If possible, sit in the aisle seat so you’re not boxed in.
» Have your fare ready so you’re not fumbling through your purse or revealing extra money.
» Keep an eye on the behavior of others; if another passenger makes you feel uncomfortable, change seats or alert the driver or the conductor. Do not confront anyone directly.
» If someone becomes violent or threatens you, there are last-resort tactics you can use to protect yourself. Most public transportation vehicles have fire extinguishers onboard that you can use to spray at or swing at an assailant. Bus drivers often keep brooms around for cleaning — these too can be used as defense weapons.
» Many handheld self-defense products such as Mace, pepper spray and Tazer guns can be readily purchased. Each is easy to carry and can be attached to your key chain or placed in your purse.
» If you face an attacker armed with a gun, immediately take cover behind a seat or on the floor and out of the direct line of fire.

Revision: it wasn't really that bad.

conch5184 said:

lol poor you...

ehehe