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CHRONIC HALITOSIS!!!! Ok...you encounter someone with STANK BREATH. What do you do? Offer a breath neutralizer? Or do you turn and wince, gag, puke, faint, or run!!!?  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Whe Lleena opens her mouth near me I usually cry.  | |
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You ask if they had ass for breakfast. | |
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Usually just try to hold my breath and stand far back! | |
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I get myself out some gum and ask them if they would like a piece (smooth, huh?) [This message was edited Thu Nov 20 18:43:55 PST 2003 by Nikster] | |
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Nikster said: I get myself out some gum and ask them if they would like a piece (smooth, huh?)
Gum? 
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althom said: Nikster said: I get myself out some gum and ask them if they would like a piece (smooth, huh?)
Gum? :toothbrush:  I don't carry my toothbrush around with me  But I almost always have gum or some altoid-y type thing 
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Nikster said: I get myself out some gum and ask them if they would like a piece (smooth, huh?)
[This message was edited Thu Nov 20 18:43:55 PST 2003 by Nikster] Very smooth Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Nikster said: I get myself out some gum and ask them if they would like a piece (smooth, huh?)
me too...or i say.."fuck!.. go brush!" [This message was edited Thu Nov 20 18:43:55 PST 2003 by Nikster]  | |
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Express how nauseated you've become. | |
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Vomit in their mouth then inform them that you did it to cover the odor.   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Offer them a breath mint (3 extra) so that damn dog will kiss them. 
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