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Why IstenSzek is the wittiest Orger today, as posted in the Prince, music and more forum. They asked to dedicate a Prince song to MJ...
This is what he came up with. Props to the most entertaining, funniest, wittiest guys on the Org. IstenSzek said: 01. KinderActive
02. One Of Your Crayons 03. Sex In The Summer Camp 04. The Lubricated Pre-Teen 05. Hide The Salami 06. Sexual Career-Suicide 07. The Ballad Of McCaully Culkin 08. Age Don't Matter 2Nite 09. The [fun-fare] Ride 10. Something In The Flintstone Vitamins [Does Not Compute] 11. The Pubescent Ones 12. Sexy Toddler 13. The Cartoons In The Morning Papers Here's an excerpt fro the Lyrics to song # 7, a cover of Dorothy Parker, with alternate lyrics: The Ballad Of McCaully Culkin McCaully was a small boy, up in Neverland he slept in my bed Dishwater blond, small and fine, I liked to stroke his hips Well, earlier, I'd been talkin' shit in my interviews talking bout women's ass I needed someone with a slender build at last, McCaully came fast. I ordered: Yeah, lemme see you on all four's I feel kinda horny McCaully laughed, he said "sounds kinda sick and weird to me" "Do you wanna lick my ass?" I said cool, but I'm taking my clothes off cause I'm kind of in the mood for some he said "sounds like a bad joke to me" "mind if I just watch the Squishy bears?" "Oho, my fav scene, he said, and it was Tipsy singing 'Help me, I want my mommy!' The phone rang and he said "That's Shelldon callin He wants a piece of you" Right then and there I knew it was through McCaully was no longer in pre-school. I don't regret, the pay off cause it sho nuff bought me goodtimes with the children I adopted As well, as pretending to be white through afflictions I adopted with my purse McCaully stroked my buldge I got much wetter so I went back to the nursery room Tell us what you did - Lemme tell you what I did I took another pre-teen home took his pants off Lizzy Tailor screamed "I should have told you sooner After what happened to 'Caully Culkin.." McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin Plea-he-he-ease, McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin [come back to me , go down on your knees...] Well... McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, I mean, how great is this on a scale from 0 to ten? ELEVEN! [This message was edited Tue Nov 25 3:05:23 PST 2003 by gooeythehamster] | |
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"The Ballad..." lyrics are fantastic Just somewhere in the middle,
Not too good and not too bad. | |
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KeithyT said: "The Ballad..." lyrics are fantastic
He should be a writer; he is ten times better than I am. | |
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gooeythehamster said: KeithyT said: "The Ballad..." lyrics are fantastic
He should be a writer; he is ten times better than I am. He should, though not better, different ! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: gooeythehamster said: KeithyT said: "The Ballad..." lyrics are fantastic
He should be a writer; he is ten times better than I am. He should, though not better, different ! You sweet, but I recognise genius when I see it. | |
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I think someone should run to the studio immediately and record this lyric and make MEGATONS of money. | |
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You're way too kind!
I like this tho I could get used to this kind of positive attention. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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gooeythehamster said: I think someone should run to the studio immediately and record this lyric and make MEGATONS of money.
I can sing (b.t.w. got 2 cd's here for ya) Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: gooeythehamster said: I think someone should run to the studio immediately and record this lyric and make MEGATONS of money.
I can sing (b.t.w. got 2 cd's here for ya) I can direct. We'll cast Christopher as McCaully Culkin and me as Michael Jackson. | |
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gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: gooeythehamster said: I think someone should run to the studio immediately and record this lyric and make MEGATONS of money.
I can sing (b.t.w. got 2 cd's here for ya) I can direct. We'll cast Christopher as McCaully Culkin and me as Michael Jackson. You cannot moonwalk Christopher ass, besides I look more like Micheal then you ! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: You cannot moonwalk Christopher's ass
Try me... Fhunkin said: besides I look more like Michael then you !
Oh,okay. But I tell you two what to do! | |
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Fhunkin said: (b.t.w. got 2 cd's here for ya)
I am here LoL Wat doe je vanavond? | |
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The Ballad Of McCaully Culkin
McCaully was a small boy, up in Neverland he slept in my bed Dishwater blond, small and fine, I liked to stroke his hips Well, earlier, I'd been talkin' shit in my interviews talking bout women's ass I needed someone with a slender build at last, McCaully came fast. I ordered: Yeah, lemme see you on all four's I feel kinda horny McCaully laughed, he said "sounds kinda sick and weird to me" "Do you wanna lick my ass?" I said cool, but I'm taking my clothes off cause I'm kind of in the mood for some he said "sounds like a bad joke to me" "mind if I just watch the Squishy bears?" "Oho, my fav scene, he said, and it was Tipsy singing 'Help me, I want my mommy!' The phone rang and he said "That's Shelldon callin He wants a piece of you" Right then and there I knew it was through McCaully was no longer in pre-school. I don't regret, the pay off cause it sho nuff bought me goodtimes with the children I adopted As well, as pretending to be white through afflictions I adopted with my purse McCaully stroked my buldge I got much wetter so I went back to the nursery room Tell us what you did - Lemme tell you what I did I took another pre-teen home took his pants off Lizzy Tailor screamed "I should have told you sooner After what happened to 'Caully Culkin.." McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin Plea-he-he-ease, McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin [come back to me , go down on your knees...] Well... McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Classic!
And not so IN YER FACE as Marty's! | |
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gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: You cannot moonwalk Christopher's ass
Try me... Fhunkin said: besides I look more like Michael then you !
Oh,okay. But I tell you two what to do! Hmmm, what you had in mind ?? It better be dirty !! I'm going to Arjan Ederveen & loes Luca Vanavond Morgen & Zondag werk ik maar mischien 's avonds een trutje ? Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: Hmmm, what you had in mind ??
It better be dirty !! I can stop showering today... So I am funky on sunday Fhunkin said: I'm going to Arjan Ederveen & loes Luca Vanavond
Dat geeft toch niet... Fhunkin said: Morgen & Zondag werk ik maar mischien 's avonds een trutje ?
Dat zou best wel eens kunnen. | |
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Instant Classic! Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: Hmmm, what you had in mind ??
It better be dirty !! I can stop showering today... So I am funky on sunday Fhunkin said: I'm going to Arjan Ederveen & loes Luca Vanavond
Dat geeft toch niet... Fhunkin said: Morgen & Zondag werk ik maar mischien 's avonds een trutje ?
Dat zou best wel eens kunnen. OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen ! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen !
En niet eerder? Tjeemig, wat ben jij streng! | |
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gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen !
En niet eerder? Tjeemig, wat ben jij streng! Dennis Bergkamp, yar, Marco van Basten? Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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JimmyNothing said: Dennis Bergkamp, yar, Marco van Basten?
Wie? | |
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gooeythehamster said: JimmyNothing said: Dennis Bergkamp, yar, Marco van Basten?
Wie? That's the only Dutch I know. I was trying to impress you Dutch guys with my amazing multi-lingual skills! Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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JimmyNothing said: gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen !
En niet eerder? Tjeemig, wat ben jij streng! Dennis Bergkamp, yar, Marco van Basten? No you dumb ass, Ruud van Nistelrooy ofcourse !!! [This message was edited Fri Nov 21 7:25:06 PST 2003 by Fhunkin] Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: JimmyNothing said: gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen !
En niet eerder? Tjeemig, wat ben jij streng! Dennis Bergkamp, yar, Marco van Basten? No you dumb ass, Ruud van Nistelrooy ofcourse !!! [This message was edited Fri Nov 21 7:25:06 PST 2003 by Fhunkin] Arrgghh!! I didn't want to swear! Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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JimmyNothing said: Fhunkin said: JimmyNothing said: gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen !
En niet eerder? Tjeemig, wat ben jij streng! Dennis Bergkamp, yar, Marco van Basten? No you dumb ass, Ruud van Nistelrooy ofcourse !!! [This message was edited Fri Nov 21 7:25:06 PST 2003 by Fhunkin] Arrgghh!! I didn't want to swear! I just love bringing out the worst in people !! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: OK laten we zondag avond ff bellen !
En niet eerder? Tjeemig, wat ben jij streng! Is hier iets moois aan het groeien (afgezien van beider geslachtsdelen)?? | |
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IstenSzek said: You're way too kind!
I like this tho I could get used to this kind of positive attention. OUTSTANDING!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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MartyMcFly said: Is hier iets moois aan het groeien (afgezien van beider geslachtsdelen)??
U kunt maar aan EEN ding denken, hmm? | |
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