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Bank Robber Forgets to Cut Eye Holes in Mask MODESTO – A man managed to rob a Modesto bank while nearly blinded by a piece of checkered flannel cloth.
The robber remembered to bring something to disguise himself Monday, but apparently forgot to cut eye holes into his mask, police said.  !!!
The robber wore flannel draped over his head and fumbled through the entire robbery half blind, police said. He occasionally lifted the cloth to see his feet, but ran into the Oak Valley Community Bank's steel door frame on the way out, said police. 
He took an undisclosed amount of money and drove away with an accomplice. Associated Press Modesto - (Same article with this extra piece of info...) Police say the skinny robber wore a pink shirt, big white gardening gloves and tight jeans. With flannel draped over his head, he fumbled through the entire robbery half blind. | |
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that big dummy!!!  | |
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| Ok, how about:
the not overwhelmingly brilliant bank robber in Los Angeles, who told a bank clerk not 2 give him ca$h - but 2 deposit the money in2 his bank account! | |
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VinaBlue said: MODESTO – A man managed to rob a Modesto bank while nearly blinded by a piece of checkered flannel cloth.
The robber remembered to bring something to disguise himself Monday, but apparently forgot to cut eye holes into his mask, police said. !!!
The robber wore flannel draped over his head and fumbled through the entire robbery half blind, police said. He occasionally lifted the cloth to see his feet, but ran into the Oak Valley Community Bank's steel door frame on the way out, said police.
He took an undisclosed amount of money and drove away with an accomplice. Associated Press Modesto - (Same article with this extra piece of info...) Police say the skinny robber wore a pink shirt, big white gardening gloves and tight jeans. With flannel draped over his head, he fumbled through the entire robbery half blind. I kept waiting to read how he was caught what does this say about bank security Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
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paintsprayer said: I kept waiting to read how he was caught
what does this say about bank security I know, me too. Maybe he had a gun? But the report doesn't say that.  | |
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How about this dumbass.
Cops say man lost getaway car's keys MIDTOWN – A robbery suspect was arrested after losing the keys to his getaway car, police said. After robbing a Chevron station on India Street early yesterday, the man ran to his parked car, but couldn't find his keys, police said. An attendant called police, and officers found the man nearby. Police found money taken in the robbery, along with a flare gun, when the man was arrested, Sgt. Rey Armstrong said. – Joe Hughes | |
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VinaBlue said: paintsprayer said: I kept waiting to read how he was caught
what does this say about bank security I know, me too. Maybe he had a gun? But the report doesn't say that. A gun? how can he use that thing with gardening gloves? | |
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Hey I live in Modesto, how come I never heard about this? never even seen it on the news. | |
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Paisley said: Hey I live in Modesto, how come I never heard about this? never even seen it on the news.
That was probably reported on the telly during your Bingo night.  | |
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althom said: Paisley said: Hey I live in Modesto, how come I never heard about this? never even seen it on the news.
That was probably reported on the telly during your Bingo night. There was a farmer that had a dog and B-I-N-G-O was his name... | |
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althom said: Paisley said: Hey I live in Modesto, how come I never heard about this? never even seen it on the news.
That was probably reported on the telly during your Bingo night.   | |
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Heavenly said: VinaBlue said: paintsprayer said: I kept waiting to read how he was caught
what does this say about bank security I know, me too. Maybe he had a gun? But the report doesn't say that. A gun? how can he use that thing with gardening gloves? 
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