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Californians, is this accurate? say yay or nay > >You know you're in California when... > > > >1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. > >2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. > >3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a > >conversation in English. > >4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and >>is named Breeze. > >5. You can't remember...is pot illegal? > >6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm >> donor. > >7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are >>grown, > >and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. > >8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. > >9. You can't remember...is pot illegal? > >10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. > >11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast. > >12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US > >13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless >>chaps.You don't even notice. > >14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the > >baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS >>George Clooney. > >15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. > >16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who > >delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. > >17. You can't remember...is pot illegal? > >18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM >>WATCH 2003." > >19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks > >himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class. > >20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all Busy > >with their cells or pagers. > >21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour > >early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. > >22. Hey!!! Is Pot Illegal??? > >23. Both you AND your dog have therapists. > >24. The Terminator is your new governor. “A poor man waited a thousand years before the gate of paradise. And, while he snatched a little sleep, it opened and shut.” | |
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PERSIA said: > >You know you're in California when... > > > >11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast. . so true | |
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co sign on esp. #7 & #12!
Just shows how progressive and liberal California, for the most part, is... not to mention diverse (a nicer way of saying #3)... by the way, ix-nay on the erminator-Tay... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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That's more Los Angeles than all of California, but very correct | |
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