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PrintableREDFEATHERS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: JediMaster said: Can I be the Org version of Dungeon master? I'll be Orgmaster!
Suddenly, you turn a corner to find yourself under attack by scantily-clad Prince proteges! Apollonia's acting alone can greatly reduce your hit-points!!! I just rolled a 17! That means I take over as Prince's newest lingerie clad protoge...now bringing more slaves to Lleena's oubliette  You cannot roll a 17  there are only 2 dice in this game!Aha! You didn't know about the special 9 sided die I cast my roll with...Escorting you to the oubliette  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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JediMaster said: REDFEATHERS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: JediMaster said: Can I be the Org version of Dungeon master? I'll be Orgmaster!
Suddenly, you turn a corner to find yourself under attack by scantily-clad Prince proteges! Apollonia's acting alone can greatly reduce your hit-points!!! I just rolled a 17! That means I take over as Prince's newest lingerie clad protoge...now bringing more slaves to Lleena's oubliette You cannot roll a 17 there are only 2 dice in this game!Yes, but the dice have 47 sides a piece. a 17 is totally valid!  Stop Cheating!!! | |
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Haystack said: madartista said: But I'm a lowly slave -- I have no money to give the Stack! Hmm... What 2 DO???
Your body has value! Offer it to the Goddess and your soul shall be free (and Haystack will be satisfied). Your turn. SHIT!!! Isn't there a GOD I can offer my body to??? If not, I guess I do what I have to do -- come ravish me, Goddess. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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REDFEATHERS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: JediMaster said: Can I be the Org version of Dungeon master? I'll be Orgmaster!
Suddenly, you turn a corner to find yourself under attack by scantily-clad Prince proteges! Apollonia's acting alone can greatly reduce your hit-points!!! I just rolled a 17! That means I take over as Prince's newest lingerie clad protoge...now bringing more slaves to Lleena's oubliette You cannot roll a 17 there are only 2 dice in this game!Yeah, but they're funny shaped dice. There's an unlimited number of sides on them. P.S. Because you've changed the flow of the game, you've got to spend two turns in the Chamber of Apollonia's Armpit Stench. | |
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Lleena's Obliette is now being invaded by Magical Jehovah's Witnesses! All who are trapped inside lose 7 hit points! [This message was edited Fri Nov 14 13:23:22 PST 2003 by JediMaster] 
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REDFEATHERS said: JediMaster said: REDFEATHERS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: JediMaster said: Can I be the Org version of Dungeon master? I'll be Orgmaster!
Suddenly, you turn a corner to find yourself under attack by scantily-clad Prince proteges! Apollonia's acting alone can greatly reduce your hit-points!!! I just rolled a 17! That means I take over as Prince's newest lingerie clad protoge...now bringing more slaves to Lleena's oubliette You cannot roll a 17 there are only 2 dice in this game!Yes, but the dice have 47 sides a piece. a 17 is totally valid! Stop Cheating!!!I'm not cheating. The Orgmaster has near-omnipotent power! haven't you role-played before? [This message was edited Fri Nov 14 13:22:55 PST 2003 by JediMaster]
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Haystack said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: JediMaster said: Can I be the Org version of Dungeon master? I'll be Orgmaster!
Suddenly, you turn a corner to find yourself under attack by scantily-clad Prince proteges! Apollonia's acting alone can greatly reduce your hit-points!!! I just rolled a 17! That means I take over as Prince's newest lingerie clad protoge...now bringing more slaves to Lleena's oubliette Will some fucker hurry up and roll a 3 so that I can get out of Lleena's oubliette. Honestly, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's the equivalent of a film critic being trapped in a cinema that only plays 'Graffiti Bridge' dubbed in Welsh. 
My oubliette is filling up with the sexiest people imaginable You must show us your  before I allow you to leave.
:::toying with my dice::: | |
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I have rolled a three, Haystack is released | |
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madartista said: If not, I guess I do what I have to do -- come ravish me, Goddess.
Don't worry. During your meditation, the Goddess turned into the God of Homosexualitata. It's now a man and will satiate your needs until the stroke of midnight. Throw an 82 to get as far as the Sacred Cock of Hercules. | |
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I've rolled a 30 and arrived at haystack's liqour cabinet! Wow! Do you really drink kerosene? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I have rolled a three, Haystack is released
As a result, all who free someone from the Obliette get 10 hit points added! Congrats!
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REDFEATHERS said: I have rolled a three, Haystack is released
Yay!!! And I'm rolling... It's a... 45.8 Ooh, I've landed on the Holy Temple Of REDFEATHERS' Love Eggs. I can stay here until another Orger steals the Sword of Ben. | |
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JediMaster said: REDFEATHERS said: I have rolled a three, Haystack is released
As a result, all who free someone from the Obliette get 10 hit points added! Congrats!  Thanx  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I've rolled a 30 and arrived at haystack's liqour cabinet! Wow! Do you really drink kerosene?
The liquor cabinet is now being attacked by the JW army! You must role a 32 to escape their wrath!
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Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: JediMaster said: Can I be the Org version of Dungeon master? I'll be Orgmaster!
Suddenly, you turn a corner to find yourself under attack by scantily-clad Prince proteges! Apollonia's acting alone can greatly reduce your hit-points!!! I just rolled a 17! That means I take over as Prince's newest lingerie clad protoge...now bringing more slaves to Lleena's oubliette You cannot roll a 17 there are only 2 dice in this game!Yeah, but they're funny shaped dice. There's an unlimited number of sides on them. P.S. Because you've changed the flow of the game, you've got to spend two turns in the Chamber of Apollonia's Armpit Stench. Good thing I love armpit sweat! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Haystack said: Don't worry. During your meditation, the Goddess turned into the God of Homosexualitata. It's now a man and will satiate your needs until the stroke of midnight.
Throw an 82 to get as far as the Sacred Cock of Hercules. well i'm not throwin no die until the stroke of midnight, mmkay??? http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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i roll Snake Eyes and clear the house!  | |
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Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: I have rolled a three, Haystack is released
Yay!!! And I'm rolling... It's a... 45.8 Ooh, I've landed on the Holy Temple Of REDFEATHERS' Love Eggs. I can stay here until another Orger steals the Sword of Ben. But beware staying too long. The children of redfeathers can be quite hungry upon hatching!!!
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JediMaster said: sinisterpentatonic said: I've rolled a 30 and arrived at haystack's liqour cabinet! Wow! Do you really drink kerosene?
The liquor cabinet is now being attacked by the JW army! You must role a 32 to escape their wrath! 32 Now stop stealing my alcoholic beverages!!! Oh, and by the way. JediMaster has now reached the Pit of No Mercy. He can only leave once another Orger has been rescued by another player. | |
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Haystack said: I can stay here until another Orger steals the Sword of Ben.
where's Tackam? http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I have rolled a three, Haystack is released
Bye Haystack..you didn't know Bowie was lurking in that dark corner by the purple lampshade did you? 
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JediMaster said: Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: I have rolled a three, Haystack is released
Yay!!! And I'm rolling... It's a... 45.8 Ooh, I've landed on the Holy Temple Of REDFEATHERS' Love Eggs. I can stay here until another Orger steals the Sword of Ben. But beware staying too long. The children of redfeathers can be quite hungry upon hatching!!!  I have just hatched...
...baby Haystacks!  | |
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Haystack said: JediMaster said: sinisterpentatonic said: I've rolled a 30 and arrived at haystack's liqour cabinet! Wow! Do you really drink kerosene?
The liquor cabinet is now being attacked by the JW army! You must role a 32 to escape their wrath! 32 Now stop stealing my alcoholic beverages!!! Oh, and by the way. JediMaster has now reached the Pit of No Mercy. He can only leave once another Orger has been rescued by another player. Silly goose! The Orgmaster is not an actual player, but the "narrator, who introduces challenges and rewards for the player. For your folly, you must spend time in the Pit of Rave!!! Someone must roll a seven for you to escape!!!
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The Haystack/redfeather hybrids are consuming everything in their path! Someone must reach Castle Purpleskull, and capture the Wand of PoomPoom!
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'nana rolls a clear 7, frees jedimaster and finds himself stood facing an imposing thread.
2 kill the mighty thread 'nannerz must roll 22. hell - whaddya know? 22 
Cant say im surprised. 'nana impales the fire-breathing thread with his thrusty purple sword, and hopes 4 the best. [This message was edited Fri Nov 14 13:36:43 PST 2003 by bananacologne] | |
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Without the wand, the land of Org is doomed!
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JediMaster said: Without the wand, the land of Org is doomed!
Sorry, I'm still being satiated by the God of Homosexualitata. Can't help out this time! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: JediMaster said: Without the wand, the land of Org is doomed!
Sorry, I'm still being satiated by the God of Homosexualitata. Can't help out this time! Im obviously playing the wrong game. 
I wanna refund!  | |
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JediMaster said: Without the wand, the land of Org is doomed!
Here...Let me pull the meat wand from my pants! My member has saved the land of Org
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