You have to make your way from the Castle of Purple Paisley to the Goal of Emancipation, rescuing an Orger from the NPGMC prison en route.

I'll go first.

Right, I'm now rolling the stupidly shaped dice with a ridiculous number of sides...

And... I've got a...


...12

Right.

I've moved 12 spaces and found myself in the dungeon - in Lleena's oubliette.

I can now only get out if the next player throws a 3.

Who's turn is it next?

Oh dammit, I rolled a six... ok I will move six places... I have been captured by some sexy well endowed black knights..

I rolled and scored 5. Sorry Haystack.

JD moves 5 spaces to Ardeo's arsenal

Welcome to my oubliette.

Rolling the dice...it's a six! Sorry "stack you're here for a while!

I miss a turn


Guess the black knights will keep me busy

okay, i'm now rolling...

and...

it's...

a 9

sorry Haystack, you're still stuck in the oubliette.

i've now moved on 9 spaces and found myself in the Magic Palace. The next Orger to take a turn will become my slave for the next three turns.

GhostlyNun said:

Hey my oubliette is very nice thankyou Nun!

do i get to roll if i'm a slave?

madartista said:

I will roll for you


Oh! you got a ten! You picked up Lleenas hankerchief with a clue inside, I will let you read the clue

Lleena said:

Well, it looks like you're now GhostlyNun's slave for three turns.

REDFEATHERS said:

what's it say???

Snap!

madartista said:

Give the 'Stack lots of money and your quest will end before the dusk of Ra.

Hmm, what could it mean? Better do as it says.

I roll a 7. Lleena's oubliette. Should I give up 1 of my keys 2 release Haystack.

madartista said:

I told you to read it

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Dont do it, pick up a card instead...

Can I be the Org version of Dungeon master? I'll be Orgmaster!

Suddenly, you turn a corner to find yourself under attack by scantily-clad Prince proteges! Apollonia's acting alone can greatly reduce your hit-points!!!

REDFEATHERS said:

Can U read it for me Red? I daren't look.

mcmeekle said:

Yay! You've won a cuddly newt. But, unfortunately, because you've rolled a 93, you've entered the Hovel of Nicodemus and you can only leave once another Orger posts three times on this thread!

Haystack said:

But I'm a lowly slave -- I have no money to give the Stack! Hmm... What 2 DO???

ok, I rolled a three now...

I have come to some crossroads, which road shall I choose

You miss another turn, while you choose the right path

Dammit!

Nobody leaves my oubliette! You're all trapped!!!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Please do.

Mind you, remember that your keys also give you access to the Golden Roulette Bra of AmenHotep.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

It says you have 50 gunieas, which you can use to jump 10 paces, or save it until you get captured to use as a bribe

Haystack said:

Ive already chosen a 'chance' card. Plus I may need 2 use 1 at Level 2.

madartista said:

Your body has value!


Offer it to the Goddess and your soul shall be free (and Haystack will be satisfied).

Your turn.

JediMaster said:

I just rolled a 17! That means I take over as Prince's newest lingerie clad protoge...now bringing more slaves to Lleena's oubliette

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You cannot roll a 17 there are only 2 dice in this game!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Will some fucker hurry up and roll a 3 so that I can get out of Lleena's oubliette. Honestly, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

It's the equivalent of a film critic being trapped in a cinema that only plays 'Graffiti Bridge' dubbed in Welsh.

REDFEATHERS said:

Yes, but the dice have 47 sides a piece. a 17 is totally valid!