does she

PEJ said:

Recycling is a key to a cleaner enviornment. A cleaner enviornment means happier animals and happier animals means something so if you know please fill me in because it's one of those questions that's been eating away at my brain ever since I knew about happy animals.

:OMFG: Pej you SO rock!!

mrbungle said:

No happy animals here just a few humans. Most are happy, most are nice, but some seem to want to rain on peoples parades. Recycling was once for a good cause but I'm not to sure about that anymore.

PEJ said:

I love parades, where else do you get to see wack stuff like uncle sam riding a harley with ole liberty kickin it with him.

conserve
[This message was edited Wed Nov 12 4:33:16 PST 2003 by JustinCase]

Honey, I'm just looking to fill the God-shaped hole in my soul we all harbour under these masks of sanity.
I can't believe the mentality where someone posts a thread targetting me personally and also sends me an org note due to a single, solitary blatantly-unoffensive-to-anyone-with-joviality-in-their souls throwaway comment.
Luckily, unlike some, I haven't had a humourectomy and can take it just as well as give it.
But if you're still willing to give it my man, carry on.
I eagerly anticipate your response and hope you react to this post with both grace, wit and a peaceful state of mind where we can foster a resolution.

Hey, 23, what've you been saying about my Mum?

I love you Mum!

mcmeekle said:

I love your mum too.

Number23 said:

You still owe me money for that!


Wait, I've got this the wrong way round.

mcmeekle said:

I still owe you money for filming the event though.
You certainly have a good steady hand.

Number23 said:

I didn't know there was this level of intelligence on the Org.

I thought it was arguing over who's better mixed with dick & fart jokes.

Number23 said:

Reading through my nephew's posts and seeing your 23 pop up I wondered about this reply. It seems like you're the pot calling the kettle black. Hypocrisy I tell you or really you're an instigator. So I have a question or 2. Why so jealous, why so defensive with this post. Why because you're jealous. Why I don't know I mean he's bald and a pimp to top that off. What's there to be jealous about? Not that he needs my help especially sense you are complaining about things you are guilty of as well.

So number23, I'm taking my NUMBER BACK- YOU DON"T OWN IT ANYMORE> NOR DOES JORDAN.

Intro:

Yo man you gotta be... you know
You gotta be on to die man what's up with that?
Yo bro shot
Yeah word up bro shot
Uh we need some brothers to be uh like droppin knowledge
and writin good stuff
Ay man why don't you quit talkin all the stuff and do something about it?
You know what I'm sayin?
Oh you talking about.. kick some uh knowledge...
Yeah well you do that like right now
... and some wisdom for the people
What's up with that?
OK, I got it

(brothers and sisters)

Verse One: Booty Brown

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

Refrain:

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Three: Fat Lip

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Refrain:

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Four: Imani

Awww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Outro:

Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...

Number23 said:

are you challenging me by using a non-street style of lingo... When it comes to asking about my mother you deserve a thread like this... sorry sucker but if you want to get fresh then the pimp gets nasty..honey...btw I assume at this point you are a female and I was thrown off by your mask...

..."humourectomy"! heeheheehe!!!

silverjean said:

did you look it up? he hee hee ee

sinisterpentatonic said:

so my question to sin is ...



whutch you say about my momma?



mom edit
[This message was edited Thu Nov 13 9:59:40 PST 2003 by PEJ]

PEJ said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

we cool sin LOL :Lol: I've gotten to know you kinda sorta so i give you permission to make ya momma jokes... anybody else though might as well just think she passed on and they better RESPECT that or they get bitch slapped.cyber pimp style...

PEJ said:

Nah Pej I would never say anything about your mom I posted those lyrics for the number23. You're not thinking that's me are ya?

sinisterpentatonic said:

Well we all are now!

Childwithin said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

whatever 23

Oh

I mean Sin
[This message was edited Thu Nov 13 10:12:34 PST 2003 by Childwithin]

Sweeny79 said: