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Thread started 11/10/03 12:12pm

Aerogram

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PRINCE'S LATEST SCANDALOUS RUMOUR

Dear Orgers,

You have no doubt heard the whispers that the Prince of Wales is the subject of another scandalous allegation. The world press is "discreet" about it, but at least we can give a few hints and still keep the Org's morals in check.

The Prince ALLEGEDLY...

- took an uncommon interest in the seat of his servant;
- used his powers to firmly position said servant in a manner agreeable to his Highess the Prince;
- disregarded the majesty of his office to show he could commune with said servant in the most earthy manner;
- paid homage to tradition by engaging in one of the oldest form of birth control;
- made said servant pick up a royal bar of soap;
- strayed from the bossom of his Camilla to the rumpy comforts of his male household.

Hopefully, that was cryptic enough.

The Prince wants you to know it's all a big lie. That's why he had a statement for it even before the rumour made the world press and that's why he's not going to deny it on TV -- he doesn't want to dignify the lie any further. Besides, Camilla Parker Bowles says "MY CHARLES WOULD NEVER DO THAT".



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Reply #1 posted 11/10/03 12:13pm

Nikster

falloff royal soap lol


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[This message was edited Mon Nov 10 12:14:01 PST 2003 by Nikster]
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Reply #2 posted 11/10/03 12:17pm

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He's gonna be king, he can do what he wants as far as I'm concerned!
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Reply #3 posted 11/10/03 12:21pm

Handclapsfinga
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i heard about this on the news this morning...eekeekeek
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Reply #4 posted 11/10/03 12:23pm

ian

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so THAT'S the story that the UK media isn't allowed talk about wink
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Reply #5 posted 11/10/03 12:28pm

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Well, he wouldn't be the first royal person to stray a little wink
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Reply #6 posted 11/10/03 12:30pm

sosgemini

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dont we have better things to make fun of?


like paris hilton and lionel richies ugly daughter...
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Reply #7 posted 11/10/03 12:31pm

ian

Newsflash! Bloke shagged another bloke! Scandal!
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Reply #8 posted 11/10/03 12:51pm

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ian said:

Newsflash! Bloke shagged another bloke! Scandal!

shock and horror falloff
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Reply #9 posted 11/10/03 12:51pm

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ian said:

Newsflash! Bloke shagged another bloke! Scandal!


Is that what that tape was about!
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Reply #10 posted 11/10/03 1:04pm

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Don't you have more respect for him shagging another human vs the human Dog Camilla Parker Bolles?? evillol
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Reply #11 posted 11/10/03 1:09pm

Lammastide

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I say go, Chuckie, go!
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #12 posted 11/10/03 1:12pm

AaronUniversal

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so what? all the British are gay, aren't they?
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Reply #13 posted 11/10/03 1:21pm

conch5184

Didn't he go to Eton? Homosexual experimentation is very common among the (all male) student body.
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Reply #14 posted 11/10/03 1:31pm

TheGillman

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Don't you have more respect for him shagging another human vs the human Dog Camilla Parker Bolles?? evillol


No! He should stick with his fellow canines!I won't allow my dog to hump me! Why did some guy allow Prince Charles?
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