Post something that you'd never ever genuinely say in real life.

Thanks, girl. That was the best sex that I've ever had.

I love peas!! If peas were a human Id wanna f**k them six ways from Sunday.

This is the worst American restaurant I've ever been to, the portions are way too small.

I can't wait for the next Phil Collins album.

Is my dick too big for you?

Ooh, that Jesus is such a rogue.

Haystack said:

My sentiments exactly. Nor can I wait 4 the next Bernard Manning tour! tix on sale on Monday!

I wonder what's going to happen in the next episode of Friends?

the npgmc site is an amazing piece of art.

Geez, I wish I knew someone who'd take all of this money off my hands.

Oh no! I've cum prematurely.

I like him, but he's just TOO masculine.

Oh no no no, Prince, I'm going to have to decline your marriage proposal. Sorry.




Yeeeah right!!!

I wonder if Hell has an Affirmative Action policy?
[This message was edited Sat Nov 8 10:44:03 PST 2003 by Lammastide]

Madonna rules!

Revlon Golden Blond #7 or Light Auburn #5?

wow! i'm 11 inches erect!!!

Come on, Wilma, open this door! Willl-ma!".

Oh my god..I just saw Prince at the Pic N Mix in Woolworths pondering the Caramel Cupcakes.




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[This message was edited Sat Nov 8 11:54:50 PST 2003 by Lleena]

"i wanna fart so bad"...well i always say that

I can actually understand every word Ozzy Osbourne says.

oh shit my cock ring is stuck on my coat hook..

I can't wait to go hang with the boys and talk about pussy all night!

HAYSTACK said:
Oh my God!!! My tits are on fire!

Post something that you'd never ever genuinely say in real life.





I'm gay.







unless this thread topic changes edit...
[This message was edited Sat Nov 8 12:38:07 PST 2003 by PEJ]

Sorry, can't talk, I'm Jeremy Clarkson is on the telly.

My favorite movies of all time are Glitter and From Justin to Kelly!!

I love Lizzy McGuire, that girl is talented.

I need Viagra

tom cruise's devilish good looks are only surpassed by his acting ability