cborgman said:

You're a riot Chris! And you have so many good stories.

TRON said:

It was probably 15 years ago. Probably boogna or bosom or something.

I am a blonde I have to many stories and not enough time.

NotoriousJ said:

:LOL: :LOL:

TRON said:

my life is like one big early woody allen movie, i swear. someday i am gonna compile them into a tv show or something

cborgman said:

You need to write a book.

Moonbeam said:

It wasn't that long ago. I think you were definitely in late highschool/early college. Didn't you do it in the bushes outside my bedroom?

TRON said:

i wonder if i would get sued if i called it "my life as a woody allen movie"

TRON said:

I was 12-14 max. Yeah, it was there.

Moonbeam said:

Are you sure? It doesn't seem that long ago at all.

cborgman said:

Doubtful. But I'm sure your life is a lot more original than even he could come up with.

TRON said:

Maybe it happened twice.

Moonbeam said:

I don't think so. That kind of thing happens only once.

TRON said:

ROFLMWCAO!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Translation please?

TRON said:

Inside joke beteen Maria...Byron and I!
see org note

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Thanks.

Moonbeam said:

&

Tom said:

Is that illegal in the US? I must be considered to be a hardened criminal over there.

well,
once, some friends an i went out for drinks, and i was sooo wrapped up in WHATEVER it was i was talking about that i went to take a swig' of my drink and tha' straw went up my nose...WE laughed on that one fur about ah month!
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Here´s one of my most embarrassing moment the past few years:

I was invited to be a part of an "expert panel" at a seminar organized by Stockholm Film Festival. The topic for the day was film criticism and me plus a bunch of other film critics were supposed to answer questions from the audience.

Anyway, the guy who was supposed to facilitate the discussion had asked us beforehand about our experience and merits as film critics and also what we were doing at the moment (so that he could present us at the start of the seminar). At that time I happened to work full-time with corporate journalism, which entails writing for different companies´ publications. It´s not exactly considered to be a fancy form of journalism, but the money is good.

Anyway, I was sitting there at the seminar and he had just presented all the others (most of them had like 30 million years of experience working for 2 million magazines) and when he got to me he started out by telling the "highlights of my career" in a way that made it sound like it had got more and more impressive over the years. Then he finished off by saying that I now work full time with corporate journalism.

And can you believe it: everybody in the audience (about 200 people) laughed out loud! For a looong time! They thought it was so pathetic that my "career" had taken a nose-dive (which is how they perceived it) that they couldn´t help laughing. It was of course incredibly embarrassing, but what saved me was that I got more angry and vengeful than hurt, so I spent the rest of the seminar showing off my extensive knowledge of film and outshining most of the others.

My parents always put me in little league sports when I was a kid. At the age of 10, I was in a Tyke Hockey League and it was the first game of the season. My parents, grand parents, and friends of the family came to cheer me on. After the first period, I really had my groove on. After the puck was dropped, I got hold of it, skated towards the net, took a shot, and scored. Rather than hearing the large fan fair I had expected, I looked up at the crowd to see my Father laughing hysterically. After the first period, I didn't realize that the goalies changed nets, and I scored on my own team.

I always embarrass myself. I accidently mis pronounce words when trying to speak..trip over when tryin to strut...spray when i talk to strangers...act too giggly for my own good...but there are some major..majjjor ones i wont even go there!!!

Too many to list.

I AM Mr. Bean.

minneapolisgenius said:

May i have your autograph?

Christopher said:

I have to say that personally, I don't have many moments that I consider embarrassing. My thing is, I'm only human. I'm gonna make mistakes. You live and you learn. But, I do remember this one time...

I bought a box of sanitary napkins (ladies remember when they came in bulky boxes?). I poured them out of the box and into a plastic shopping bag. I went into a store where they checked bags. I guess on the way out, I must've set off the alarm. Anyway the security guard had to check my bags. I said "Go right ahead." Anyway, pads went flyin'. He was really so embarrassed and apologetic. If anything, I was way more embarrassed for him than I was for myself. Heck, women bleed. That's just nature.

(This reminds me of how when you're shopping for sanitary products the clerks--even male ones--always double the bag. Like it's going to embarrass you if someone knows you're on the rag! But, I think it's very courteous of them to do so.)

Yeah, I get embarrassed for other people a lot! This season my favorite baseball team sucked SO bad, at times it was too embarrassing to watch.

lilmissmissy said:

2 many 2 list. Let me think and I'll get back 2 U.

Mine just happened yesterday.
I decided to go to the pub (just for a change) for a few beers and to watch the footy results coming in.
I put on my duffel coat that i bought for the winter and left to go to the shop for a packet of cigarettes.
After going to i then walked round to my local.
When i got in i went to the bar oredered my pint and stood talking to the barmaid for a wee while.When i joined my mates they were all pissing themselves laughing at me.
It was only when i took my duffel coat off that i realised that there was a pair of underpants in the hood.
I am now looking for a new pub and a new circle of friends.

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