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jerk off audition the finger puppets bash the candle be a virtuoso of the skin flute beat off beat the bishop beat the dummy beat the meat beat the stick beat up your date beef-stroke-it-off bleed the weed blow your load bludgeon the beefsteak bop the baloney box the jesuit and get cockroaches boxin' the bald champ buff the banana burp the baby burp the worm butter the corn choke Kojak choke the chicken choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come clamp the pipe clean your rifle climb Mount Baldy closet Frisbee come into your own cook the cream of cock corral the tadpoles couch hockey for one crank the shank crimp the wire crown the king cuff the carrot diddle do a hand job do battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love do handiwork do the janitor thing drain the monster engage in safe sex fist fuck fist your mister five knuckle shuffle flog the dog flog the dong flog the hog flog your mule fondle the fig friggit gallup the antelope genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion get a date with Slick Mittens get the German soldier marching get to know yourself give it a tug go a couple of rounds with ol' josh go on a date with Handrea and Palmela grease the pipe hack the hog have a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake have a date with Fisty Palmer have a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters have it off have sex with someone you love hitchhike to heaven hitchhike under the big top hold the sausage hostage hug the hog hump your hose jack hammer jack off jazz yourself jerk off jerkin' the Gherkin juggling the coullions meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump lope the mule make instant pudding make the bald man puke mangle the midget manipulate the mango manual override master bacon meet Rosie Hancock milk the cow milk the lizard mount a corporal and four nerk your throbber null the void oil the glove onan's olympics pack your palm paddle the pickle paint the ceiling paint the pickle peel the banana peel some chilies perform diagnostics on your ManTool play a little five-on-one play in a one-man show play five against one play pocket pinball play pocket pool play tug-of-war with the cyclops play Uno please your pisser plunk your twanger polish Percy in your palm polish the family jewels polish the rocket polish the sword pound off pound the bald-headed moose pound the pud pound your flounder pull off pull rank pull the carrot pull the cord pull the five-knuckle shuffle pull the goalie pull the pole pull the pope pull your prick pull your taffy pump the python punchin' the munchkin ram the ham ride the great white knuckler roll your own rope the pony rope the pope rub off rub one out run off a batch by hand sacrifice sperm to the god of lonely nights scour the tower of power self abuse self-induced penile regurgitation shag shake hands with the unemployed shake hands with your John Thomas shake hands with your wife's best friend shemp the hog shift gears shine the helmet shine your pole shoot putty at the moon shoot skeet (pull...shoot) shoot the moon slakin' the bacon slam the ham slam the spam slammin' the salmon slap high fives with Yul Brynner slap the carrot slap the clown slap the donkey slap the pud slap the salami slappin' pappy sling the jelly snap the monkey snap the rubber snap the whip solo sex spank the frank spank the monkey spank the salami squeeze the cheese squeeze the juice stinky pinky stir the yogurt stoke it stroke it stroke off stroke the one-eyed burping gecko stroke the dog stroke the satin-headed serpent stroke your poker take matters into your own hands take the monster for a one-armed ride take part in population control tease the weenie tenderize the tube steak test the testicles test your batteries the art of Unisex tickly my fancy tickle the pickle toss off toss the turkey twang the wire thump the pump tweak your twinkie varnish the flagpole wack the one-eyed worm wack the weasel wack the willie walk the dog walk the plank wank wax the carrot wax the dolphin wax your surfboard whack off whip off whip the dummy whip the wire whip up some sour cream whip your dripper whizzin' jism wixen wonk your conker work off wrestle the eel wring out your rope wrist aerobics yank off yank the crank yank your plank yank the yoyo THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Accosting the Oscar Meyer.
Appropriate the means. Arm aroebics. Backstroke Roulette. Battling the purple-helmeted warrior. Bash the bishop. Bash the Candle. Beat off. Beat Pete. Beat the bologna. Beat the bishop. Beat the butter. Beat the dummy. Beat the meat. Beat the stick. Bequeath your genes. Bleed the lizard. Bleed the weed. Bloating the vein. Blow your load. Bludgeon the beefsteak. Bombing the German helmut. Bop the baloney. Box the Jesuit. Boxin' the Bozak. Boxin the Ballsack. Break one off. Break you off at the wrist. Buck the bone. Buff the banana. Buff the wood. Burp the worm. Bust a nut. Butter the corn. Caulk the tile. Charge the rod. Charm the serpent/snake. Check the oil. Choke the chicken. Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come. Chong your schlong. Churning butter. Clean your rifle. Closing the deal. Come into your own. Conking the Cardinal. Converse with Harry Palm. Crab tease. Crack off a batch. Cracking off. Cracking the bat. Crank the shank. Cream the cheeze. Cream your corn. Cream your jeans. Creamed beef. Create an arch. Crown the king. Cuff the carrot. Culture the American Blood Sausage. Date Rosy palm and her 5 sisters. Diddle. Diddling the dinky. Discipline your soldier. Discussing Uganda. Disobey the Pope. Doin' the Hand Jive. Donkey Spank. Drain Charle's Dickens. Drain the monster. Educating Peter. Empty the cannon. Erupting Vesuvius. Evicting the testicular squatters. Excercise your rights. Express yourself. Facha la manuela. Feed the ducks. Fight the Champ. Firing the flesh musket. Fire the hand cannon. Fire the Surgeon General. Fire the wobbly warhead. Fist fuck. Fist kebabing Fist of fury. Fist your mister. Five against one. Five knuckle shuffle. Flick the dick. Flog the dog. Flog the hog. Flog the infidel. Flog your dong. Floggin' the Dolphin. Floggin' the log. Flub the Dub. Flute solo. Fondle the fig. Free Willy. Free the slaves. Friendly Fire. Frothinghands' mate, Fistina. Gallop the antelope. Getting comfortable. Getting in touch with your inner-self. Give it a tug. Givin' Yul Brenner a high-five. Go a couple rounds with the champ. Grab the flab. Grab the slab. Grease the pipe. Grip the tip. Gripping Flipper. Hacerse la manuela Hacerse la paja. Hack the hog. Hand job. Hand to gland combat. Hand work. Have it off. Having a whack attack. Herkin the Gherkin. Hit on Rosy Palm. Hitchhike under the big top. Hump the horn. Hump your hose. Hold the bold. Hold the mayo. Ignite the Lightsaber. Infiltrate your crabs. Innoculate the newborn. Jackhammer. Jack off. Jack the corn. Jack the sack. Jack the joystick. Jack your Jizz. Jack your monkey. Jack yourself. Jack'n the beanstalk. Jam the joystick. Jalarle el pescuez al ganso. Jerk off. Jerk the Gherkin. Jerk the Turk. Jerk your rope. Jerkin' the noodle. Juice your fruit. Kill the Pope. Knock on wood. Knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump. Launching the Tadpoles. Lightening the load. Lighting the candle. Little pinky hit the slinky. Loading the cannon. Lope the mule. Lube the cord. Make the bald man puke. Making a six-fist. Manipulate the mango. Manistrupation. Mannin' the Cannon. Manual override. Manually assisted wet dream. Massage the one-eyed monk. Maximize your potency. Meet your right-hand man. Messin' with Moby. Milk the lizard. Milk the maggot. Mount a corporal and a four. Murder the Bishop. Nerk your throbber. Oil the glove. Onan's olympics. One-eye target practice. One-man show. Oscillating the Oscar Meyer. Pack your palm. Packaging the ol' sausage. Paddle the pickle. Paint the pickle. Paint the ceiling. Passing math. Pat the Robertson. Perm your poodle. Petting the snake. Petting the Wookie. Phone the czar. Play with your Willy Wanker. Playing the fiddle. Playing the flesh trombone. Playing the pink oboe. Playing a solo on your meat whistle. Playing soapy Peter. Playing with the pink Power Ranger. Playing with your 6th finger. Playing with your big Alien. Please your pisser. Pluckin' your chicken. Plunk your twanger. Pocket pinball. Pocket pool. Pocket the rocket. Polish the pole. Polish the rocket. Polish the sword. Polish the Viper. Polish your antlers. Polish your helmet. Polish your horn. Polishing Charlie Brown. Polishing Percy. Portuguese Pump. Pound off. Pound the bobo. Pound the pelican. Pound your flounder. Pound your pud. Pow-wow with the one-eyed Redskin. Practice the Heimlich Maneuver. Prime the womb cannon. Puff the one-eyed dragon. Pull off. Pull the ducks neck. Pull the root. Pull the pole. Pull the pope. Pull your pud. Pull the pudding. Pull your prick. Pulling on Peter. Pulling the goalie. Pummel the love truncheon. Pump the monkey. Pump the python. Pumping gas at the self-service island. Punching the clown. Punchin' the Munchkin' Punching your puppet. Punish the Harlequin. Punish the penguin. Rake your meat. Ram the ham. Ravage the innocent. Read 'em his rights. Rewinding your tape. Ride the great white knuckler. Rolfing the piglet. Rob the knob. Rolling your quarters. Rope the goat. Rope the pony. Rough up the suspect. Rub off. Rub one out. Rub the tub. Run a batch. Running Peter through two-a-days. Running the whack-a-thon. Sailors' joy. Salute the sailor. Sanding the banister. Schplitzing your schmeckel. Shag. Shake the snake. Shake the weasel. Shakin' hands with little Elvis. Shakin' hands with Mr. Winkie. Shakin' hands with the unemployed. Shakin' your hands at the sky. Shakin' your own maracas. Shifting gears. Shine the barrel. Shine your pole. Shoe shine. Shoot your squirt. Shooting putty at the moon. Shuffle the deck. Sifting through the nest to find mama bird. Single dingles. Siphoning off the tank. Slakin' the bacon. Slammin' the salmon. Slam the ham. Slam the hammer. Slam the salomi. Slam the spam. Slap your head. Slappin' Pappy. Slappin' the Cap'n. Slapping the clown. Slapping the salomi. Slaying the one-eyed monster. Sling the jelly. Slog the log. Smacking the sausage. Snap the carrot. Snap the radish. Snap the rubber. Snap the whip. Snuggle the nozzle. Soldier's toy. Solo spit. Spank the carrot. Spank the frank. Spank the monkey. Spank the tank. Spank the wank. Spank your little boy. Spinning the record. Spit one off. Spit the seeds. Spit-shining the boots. Sprayin' the spectators. Sprinklin' the lawn. Squeeze the cheese. Squeeze the lemon. Squeezing the cream filling from the twinkie. Squeezing the Creamy Filter. Squeezing the squid. Squirt one off. Squirtin' Burton. Stroking it. Stroking Steven. Stroking the Scooby. Stroking the schlong. Stroke off. Stroke the dog. Stroke the goat. Stroke your ego. Stroke your poker. Stroke the trumpet. Stroke your wookie. Suffocate the organ. Surfing on the Milky Highway. Taffy pulling contest. Taffy tugger. Take a beating. Take a load off your mind. Take matters into your own hands. Take ol' stiff neck to the movies. Take yourself in hand. Teach your dog to spit. Tease the weenie. Tenderize the meat. Test the flashlight. The tube of cream. Thropping your marrow. Throw out. Thump the pump. Tickle your pickle. Trim your antlers. Trim your horn. Torment the Trouser Trout. Toss off. Tossing the ham javelin. Train the Love Porpoise. Tug o' war with ol' Cyclops. Tugging the tapioca tube. Tuning the fork. Tweak your twiddle. Twirl the squirrel. Unleash the fury. Unloading passengers from the five-car train. Vaccinate the baby. Varnish the flagpole. Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters. Wack the weasel. Walk the dog. Walking old one-eye. Wank. Wank the crank. Wanking one-eyed Willy. Wanking the one-eyed wonder worm. Wanking the scube. Warming up the altar boys' dinner. Wasting babies. Wave the wand. Wax the Buick. Wax the candle stick. Wax the carrot. Wax the dolphin. Wax the womb broom. Wax your surfboard. Whack off. Whack on your back. Whack little Mac. Whack your Magic Johnson. Whip off. Whip the dummy. Whip the wire. Whip your dripper. Whippin' the pony. Wippin' the weasel. Whipping your Skippy. Whipping your Willy. Whizzin' Jizzum. Whittling Dixie. Winding the Wurlitzer. Wonk your conker. Work off. Workin' the Jerkin. Wrestle the eel. Wrestle the bald-headed champion. Wring out your rope. Wringin' the towel. Wringin' out the tube steak. Yang your wang. Yank off. Yank the crank. Yank the plank. Yank the yam. Yank the Yoda (Do or do not; there is no try.) Yank your strap. Yank your wank. Yankee your Wankee Yuckin' your choad. THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Playing with your light saber
Strangling (choking) Yoda Oiling BobaFett Doin' the Han Solo Jerkin' Jabba's chain R2 your D2 Flyin' the Millenium Falcon Toying with your death star Using the force Patting yoda on the head For The Gals - Finally! 5 Digit Disco A "night in with the girls" air the orchid audition the finger puppets Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam buff the beaver Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Buzzing the honey hole caress the clitoris Clam twiddlin' jamboree clean your fingers come into your own couch hockey for one Critter crammin' cunt cuddling Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone diddle Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus do handiwork douse the digits drilling for oil drown the man in the boat engage in "safe sex" erase the problem ('cause you rub 'til it comes off...) fan the fur feed the bearded clam Fingering the fountain fingerpainting fist fucking Flicking the minnow fluffin the muffin Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love genital stimulation via phalangetic motion gentle the genitalia get a date with Slick Mittens get a fat lip get a lube job get to know yourself Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct grab the goatee grease the dildo (or cucumber, if you're feeling vegitarian) grease your hips grope the grotto have it off have sex with someone you love hitchhike to heaven hitchhike under the big top Impeaching Bush jack off jazz yourself Juicing the clam leglock the pillow let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking lubricate the labia manual override man overboard Menage a'moi petting my pussycat pet the pussy Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler play the clitar Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille ride slidesaddle ride the unicycle ride the tubsput Riding the clitoris-sauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect row the little man in the boat rubbin' the nubbin' rub off rub one out self abuse Self-guided tuna boat tour shuck the oyster silk abuse slick abuse Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy solo sex stinky pinky stir the yogurt stoke it stroke it stroke off Stroking the newt stuff the taco surf the Wet taking a dip in the lake test the plumbin the art of unisex the virgin's release thumb the button tickle my fancy tickling the taco Tissue tickling to "jill off" toss off Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat visit "father fingers" Warming the wrist rocket wash your fingers water the hot spot was the carrot wax the saddle "You're soaking in it" Thanks to Todd M. for a bunch of recent additions! More Euphemisms For Guys: bobbyn robyn's nobbin fucking without complications beating the bishop slamming the ham loping the mule jerkin the turkey pounding the pud shaking hands with the governor flogging the dog Flogging the log Spanking the monkey Taking matters into my own hand(s)... Pulling your own weight Chafing at the bit peeling some chilis tug of war with cyclops 5-knuckle shuffle auditioning the finger puppets hitch-hiking under the big-top shining your helmet polishing the pork sword taming the beef weasel beating the bald-headed bandit making fist-kabobs sending out the troops tugging on the tapioca tube in medical terms... "having a little stroke" teaching your children to fly wrapping grandma's birthday present summoning the genie negotiating a new contract addressing Congress forestalling the waterpik purchase catching up with popeye flogging the dolphin getting Putz Pez sliding the shaft unstabling the stallion buffing your helmet expressing yourself painting the ceiling wrestling with your emotions transferring data upgrading your hardware burping the worm bashing the bishop bachelor's shuffle pulling a pudding burping the worm wanker the anchor waxing your dolphin burping the chipmunk singing with rosie strumming the ol' banjo Pat the Robertson Fire the Surgeon General sampling the secret sauce Tweety is playing with my Sylvester Blasting off to Baywatch Kneading your dough cocking your shotgun Shaking hands with voltron polishing the rocket choking the chicken beat the meat playing solitaire fucking palmala shaking hands with the unemployed tossing it rendez-vous with mrs.haand whipping the baloney pony shuffeling the palm tree 5 against willie rubbing the magic lamp adjustin the bowl of fruit playing with the little man in the boat turning the earth worm into a spitting cobra draining the one eyed monster yank the plank stroke the bloke THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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clean out the sock drawer Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall | |
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Sadly, I invented half of them. | |
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i personally had no idea that there were so many names for that
i think some of them are just silly...but others are pretty funny THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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beef-stroke-it-off
sounds like beef stroganoff to me...:Falloff: i will no doubt think of this the next time i make that for dinner THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Manhandle the fuck stick *********************************************
I'll believe it when I see it | |
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righteous1 said: Manhandle the fuck stick THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Frosting the comforter Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall | |
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release the love juice out ya main vein To Sir, with Love | |
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cradling the baby They did WHAT??!....
Org Sci-Fi Association | |
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Impressive... Peace ... & Stay Funky ...
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PurpleLove7 said: Impressive...
Impressin the boss! They did WHAT??!....
Org Sci-Fi Association | |
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kiss85 said: cradling the baby
lol gross | |
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Dishonorable discharge | |
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A night with Ms. Palm-er | |
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SweetKreme said: A night with Ms. Palm-er
or... dating rosy palm and her 4 sisters THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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TRON said: Dishonorable discharge
thats funny :LOL: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Raising my flag. Imperially Yours,
SUNIO RULER OF ANGELLOVE | |
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A million gun salute.
Making cunt soup. Imperially Yours,
SUNIO RULER OF ANGELLOVE | |
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Kelley...u dont get out much do u? | |
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beating the bird? | |
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bananacologne said: Kelley...u dont get out much do u?
i get out plenty ...thank you...why do you ask ?? is it because i am a female that is strong in her desires for sex ? why is it still that a man can have a sexual mind...but when a woman does...there has to be something wrong with her ??? i will tell you this much...not one of the men i have been with had any complaints about my sex drive... THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: SweetKreme said: A night with Ms. Palm-er
or... dating rosy palm and her 4 sisters theese are too funny! | |
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Controling the Palm Pilot! | |
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Kelley is doing the do all you think about? :LOL: good lawrd! | |
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justkelley said: bananacologne said: Kelley...u dont get out much do u?
i get out plenty ...thank you...why do you ask ?? is it because i am a female that is strong in her desires for sex ? why is it still that a man can have a sexual mind...but when a woman does...there has to be something wrong with her ??? i will tell you this much...not one of the men i have been with had any complaints about my sex drive... Shit, I wish I'd have met you 10 years ago! Wecould've burned off all this excess sexual energy together. | |
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LittlePill said: justkelley said: bananacologne said: Kelley...u dont get out much do u?
i get out plenty ...thank you...why do you ask ?? is it because i am a female that is strong in her desires for sex ? why is it still that a man can have a sexual mind...but when a woman does...there has to be something wrong with her ??? i will tell you this much...not one of the men i have been with had any complaints about my sex drive... Shit, I wish I'd have met you 10 years ago! Wecould've burned off all this excess sexual energy together. | |
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