Okay, here's a game that may or may not work.

Basically, I'll start a story with a Good news: heading and the next Orger carries on the story with a Bad news: heading. The next Orger follows it on with a Good news: heading and we alternate like that, continuing the story until we get bored (probably in about 5 posts time).

Here's an example;

First Orger: Good news: I won a flight to Rio

Next Orger: Bad news: I fell out of the plane

Next Orger: Good news: Luckily I had a parachute

Next Orger: Bad news: The parachute didn't work

Next Orger: Good news: There was a haystack beneath me

Next Orger: Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack

Next Orger: Good news: I missed the pitchfork

Next Orger: Bad news: I also missed the haystack


And so on...

Hopefully that's easy to understand.

So, here starts the story...


Good news: I bought tickets to the front row seats at a Prince concert...

Haystack said:

Bad news: I am seated next to Paisley

good news shes horny tonight

Good New: she brought her sexy friend with her

Bad news: Her sexy friend's a lesbian.

good news 3some time
[This message was edited Tue Nov 4 12:17:11 PST 2003 by justkelley]

TweetyBird said:

It's BAD NEWS next

Bad new, paisley's pissed right about now!!!

Paisley said:

good news... she will get over it

Good news is I don't care about her friend the lezbo

Good news: Nobody cares that Paisley is pissed

TweetyBird said:

bad news.. kelley wants something to do tonight

justkelley said:

Good News: the next door neighbor's dog is available for a mere $5 an hour.

TweetyBird said:

bad news tweety's gotta die today

Good News: The day is over and Tweety's alive.

TweetyBird said:

Bad news: Unfortunately, Tweety has kidnapped Prince and it looks like the show will have to be cancelled.

Haystack said:

Good news: Tweety is developing breasts.

Cloudbuster said:

Bad News: 'nana's gotta fondle em

Cloudbuster said:

Bad News: they will be turned into chicken nuggets soon

Bad News: Now that Tweety has breasts and can entertain himself with those titties, he's no longer available.

TweetyBird said:

Good News: Nana can breathe a sigh of relief!

bananacologne said:

Bad News: Nana has hard time breathing with hair balls stuck in her throught.

Good News Im about 2 twat Tweety 4 calling me 'her'

Bad news: The previous few posts were all a dream and Prince has now decided to prematurely end the concert!

bananacologne said:

I didn't realize Nana was short for banana. I thought you were talking about the Nana from the cartoon.

Sorry

Haystack said:

Good news: On our way out of the theatre, Prince handed out copies of his new 12 CD set of brand new material and offered to take us all to Paisley Park to witness an intimate jamming session.

Haystack said:

Bad news: We all got shot dead.

Good news: Apart from Cloudbuster, all of us were shot with blanks. The rest of us partied at PP well into the night. And Prince even gave us a copy of all his unreleased songs on CD.