Surely this has to be in the Top 10:

Fall Guy

Well I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell, but I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death-defying life I lead, I take my chances.
I'd die for living in the movies and for me.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies,
kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall bulding,
I might roll a brand new car,
'Cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school, but I've taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, ahey, hey.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Teigs, blown up for Rachel Welch,
but when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hay, hay.

I might jump and open drawbridge, or tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine

Raspberry said:

lol Lee Majors, u know how he got his start in show business right?... yes folks he Blew Rock Hudson in the early 60's... true story...

These are bad, but I actually like them


The Beverley Hillbillies

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

Finess said:

NO WAY! ... I really fancied Lee when he was the Bionic Man.

Doris Day - once the Best Blowjob in Hollywood (also apparently true)

Baywatch



Some people stand in darkness
Afraid to step into the light.
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender is in sight.
Don't you worry, it's going to be all
right.

'Cause I'm always there,
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be there--never you fear
I'll be there--forever and always
I'm always here.

'Cause I'm always there,
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be there--never you fear
I'll be there--forever and always
I'm always here.

Raspberry said:

k,lol thats a grizzly image her nasty ass swallowin throbbin knobs lol

JDINTERACTIVE said:

well there goes breakfast

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Raspberry holds her fingers up to the screen in a "cross" and gasps "get him off, get him off

Raspberry said:

Get thee back Satan...

Ive really stunned U all havent I!

Lleena said:

This must have been PRE cheesy and post greasy

Facts Of Life:


You take the good you take the bad, you take them both
and there you have ... The facts of Life, The Facts of Life.

There's a time you gotta go and show, your growing
now you know about ... The Facts of Life, The Facts of Life.


When the World never seems to be livin' up to your dreams
sudddenly your finding out the facts of life are all about YOU!

It takes a lot to get 'em right when you're learnin' the facts of life, when you're learnin' the facts of life!!

Grade "A" 100% ! YEAH!!!
[This message was edited Wed Nov 5 6:54:36 PST 2003 by SUNIO]

what's really scary is that all y'all are taking the time to find/remember the lyrics and print them...
...think about it...
...worse than damn Trekkies...

the first line in the Laverne & Shirley theme

you know, where they worked

Walker, Texas Ranger

(Not only do they lyrics suck,
Chuck couldn't sing worth a fuck.)



In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas,
Look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

TheMadMonkey said:

Nah, not really that much effort involved. I grew up on shows like these I remember ALL the lyrics -effortlessly.


What IS shameful however is the fact that I'd rather be recalling cheesy TV show lyrics then working, since this stack on my desk hasn't moved all week! (Actually this ain't shameful either after that bottle of Moet lastnight and nodding off -FINALLY- at 4AM.

I shouldn't even be here right now, f*ck WORK! On with the cheesy lyrics!!!