OK, mine are a little more off the wall...


* Earthworms are hermaphrodites. They have an orifice at the end of their body which they can push out to make into a penis.

* Quote from official Vatican records of the reign of Pope Alexander VI:-

"On Sunday evening, October 30th, Don Cesare Borgia [the Pope's son] gave a supper in his apartment in the apostolic palace, with fifty decent prostitutes or courtesans in attendance, who after the meal danced with the servants and others there, first fully dressed and then naked. Following the supper too, lampstands holding lighted candles were placed on the floor and chestnuts strewn about, which the prostitues, naked and on their hands and knees, had to pick up as they crawled in and out amongst the lampstands. The pope, Don Cesare and Donna Lucrezia [the Pope's daughter] were all present to watch. Finally, prizes were offered - for those men who were most successful with the prostitues."

This is from the accounts of the Pope's Master of Ceremonies Johann Burchard & many believe it's a watered down account. It's also been censored in places!

* Egyptian Queens were buried 4,000 years ago with all the objects they would need for the afterlife such as clothes, combs, money and dildos.

* JFK once said "I'm never finished with a woman until I've had her 3 ways."

*The Karma Sutra has a legendary reputation. However, all the pictures of different positions are completley unrelated to the book. They are taken from Ottoman Empire pornography. The actual book is about the correct way to act through all the different situations of love. This includes marriage rituals, wooing & sneaking into the emperor's harem.

The only reference to fellatio in the guide is as something that older men, such as hairdressers, sometimes practise on young men. Cunilingus gets a very brief, vague mention. The Karma Sutra states that some couples do practise such things "but if they do can they really be considered a couple?". More allarming is the chapter dedicated to the correct methods of hitting your wife.

*A Victorian manual once warned that a wife might die and a husband get cancer of the tongue if he "had the fatal habit of applying the tongue and lips to his wife's genitals to provoke in her a venereal orgasm".

*When a bee has sex with the queen, his penis breaks off and he bleeds to death.

* Semen is NOT an effective moisturiser. Style mag Vice recently got a couple of volunteers to roadtest it. http://www.viceland.com/i...cs/cum.php

*Do you know where the Minotaur came from?

King Minos pissed off the God Poseidon. Poseidon sent Minos a big white bull from the sea for a sacrifice but Minos liked the bull so much, he decided to keep it as a possesion instead of sacrificing it to Poseidon.

So, Poseidon made Minos' wife Pasiphae fall in love with the bull. She confessed her love to a craftsman called Daedalus. Daedalus built her a hollow wooden cow, which he upholstered with a cow's hide. Pasipahe hid in the cow and waited for the white bull, which came along and mounted her. The minotaur was the result. Minos found out about Daedalus' actions and went mental. He made Daedalus build him the labyrinth then had him imprissoned. Pasiphae freed Daedalus who escaped Crete with his son Icarus with the use of wings held together with wax. We all know what happened to Icarus

DexMSR said:

Hmm...Well I heard it through the grapevine that men can decrease their risk for PROSTATE CANCER, by performing as much cunninglingus (excuse me if I spelled it wrong )
as possible...so fellas how hungry are u?

justkelley said:

about what?!

Christopher said:

Baby frogs.

Dolphins are smart!

Cloudbuster said:

funny i read that "classic: ehem...thread this morning

TRON said:

Christopher said:

LittlePill said:

Bats are not blind.

VinaBlue said:

I'm not surprised at all... I mean she had so much sexual energy. It must have been pent-up. She certainly doesn't seem on film like she was physically relaxed.

Can I be in the org "know-it-alls" now??



5 Kel

conch5184 said:

thanks

justkelley said: