I was watching t.v. one day. I think it was the independent film channel and I saw this short film. It was in black and white and set in the 50's with a narrator and everything. It was like an old sex education film. There was a father that went into his son's room and asked him, "Son, are you straight?" and then the narrator said "Bob suspected his son was straight..." and the boy was like "Jesus, Dad, no. Never. Why would you think that?" and the dad was like "Why the hell to you have these girlie magazines in your room!? My son's a goddamn breeder!" and the boy got all flustered and tried to convince his dad he wasn't straight. This shit was hilarious. At the end, he ended up being gay and they showed all these same-sex teen couples couples going to the movies and the narrator said "The world is now safer without breeders around. Now, gay teens are safe and can return to their normal lives"

Then, I saw a short film on Showtime, I believe. It was called "Da sixth sense" There was a little white boy (this is relevent) talking to his therapist and he didn't want to say what his secret was. Finally the therapist convinces the boy to tell his secret and the boy says "...I see black people...but they don't know they're black" and the therapist is like "When do you see these...black people?" The boy explains he see them everywhere and they cut to a scene where the boy heres a woman screaming in the kitchen and he goes to the kitchen and there's a black woman cooking dinner yelling at her husband for not paying some bills and the start talking shit back and forth to each other and the boy just stands there with his mouth dropped and then the couple look at him and one of them says "What are looking at?" At the end, the the therapist, who was white, ends up turning into a black person

Please tell me I am not the only person in the world who saw this shit. Anybody else see these?

Did you see the one where the naked Elvis impersonator teabags the dwarf?

I haven't seen those, but they sound funny. I saw the Sharktank Redemption with Morgan Freeman's son. That was funny

Anxiety said:

No, I didn't see that one, but I saw another one with the guy from Laverne and Shirley (The tall blond guy who was also in Spinal Tap). It was all about hosptals and doctors saying what they should say as opposed to what they actually tell you. He was like "So, you're basically going to take a bunch of tests and find nothing wrong with me then cut me open to find something and still find nothing, but then I'll get an infection?" and the doctor's like "Yeah"

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[This message was edited Thu Oct 30 23:33:48 PST 2003 by Anxiety]

Anxiety said:

Uh, that wasn't in a movie, was it?