mother superior is leaving us briefly tomorrow evening in order to visit brother dearbrother at the nearby monastery. she makes these visits quite regularly and i'm pretty sure that during these visits, both she and he are indulging in unclean acts of physical corruption.
anyway, her absence means that for the first time, my sisters and i will be able to have fun on halloween. the only problem is that we have absolutely no idea how to have fun (except the nocturnal, ungodly self-abuse type of fun with candles) and we need suggestions on how to enjoy ourselves during the evening of october 31st.
if anybody has any ideas on what we could do to make the most of our fun evening, please parade them here.
bear in mind that, although we are God-fearing young maidens, we have very little in the way of moral standards.

oh and all naughty activities will have to cease by 11.30pm as this is when mother superior will return and she'll tan our hides for us if she finds us doing anything unfitting for servants of God.

incidentally, does anybody else here take perverse pleasure in listening to prince's songs about loveless sex?

GhostlyNun said:

" OH please can't I have a little peril?"

Name that film

mdiver said:

HOLY GRAIL

CAMILLE4U said:

Fuckin Wicked

mdiver said:

-OH please can't I have a little peril?

-No, it's too periles!

-'Bet your gay!

-...No I'm not.

CAMILLE4U said:

Who's that?

Must be a King

Why's that?

He hasn't got shit all over him!

mdiver said:

1, 2, 5

Let me cum over. I'll help you have fun.

CAMILLE4U said:

3 sir, oh yes 3

mdiver said:

U got it. Thought that one might of been a bit obscure. Have U seen the film 'And now for something completely different'. It's the only MP film I've not seen yet.

CAMILLE4U said:

No.I have Grail,Brian,Jaberwocky,Meaning of Life and Flying Circus On DVD but not that

This has to be the MOST fucked up org character EVER!

Sweeny79 said:

then why did you create it?

Christopher said:

It ain't me!

Sweeny79 said:

let take bets

paisley?

mdiver said:

If someone were dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaahh...". He would just say it!

Christopher said:

I was thinking JustKelley

but blaming Paisley is always fun!

Sweeny79 said:

eheheheheee paisley get yo ass on this thread!

Sweeny79 said:

My guess is that it's a male orger.

althom said:

I thought that too!

Christopher said:

PAISLEY WHERE ARE YA? COME PLAY WITH US!!!

Sweeny79 said:

Only a guy would think up a loose nun.

althom said:

Christopher said:

Maybe it's Althom

Sweeny79 said:

bender??!!

Sweeny79 said:

How can it be me? We are on at the same time.

althom said:

Your using two different computers!

Christopher said:

Just imagine bender ina nun's costume with a cigar!

minneapolisgenius said:

Isn't there a ST ARRRGGGS in Cornwall