If the Orger above you were a lap-dancer, how much money would you stick into their posing pouch/panties and what would you ask them to do for you?

i would give you at least a hundred dollars...
and i want some really kinky stuff for it too !!!

Haystack said:

Id give u 50 and ask you for a lap dance
[This message was edited Wed Oct 29 15:24:40 PST 2003 by rdhull]

Id pay U £10 a tit and a fiver 4 Ur arse.

Id ask U 4 a banana...as a means of refreshment.

I'd give you a dime and ask you to leave

I'd give you the moon-on-a-stick.

And, I'd only ask for a ham-shank in return.

I'd stick $20 down your Y-fronts and make you lick my knees.

I'd give you £2001 and ask you to sing "Daisy" really slowly.

id give you 50 to see whats in your drawers...

mcmeekle said:

I'd give you $0.21 and politely ask you to keep it down because my pretend friend is trying to get to sleep.

I'd pay you £1 and ask you to whip me on my arse with your hair

Raspberry said:

I would pay you a million, just for the hell of it :LOL:

CtheUncanny said:

see ... now look what you've done ... I want you now

I would accept your million and offer you a lifetime of kinky sex for free

Raspberry said:

There is only one problem... I'm broke
Can i still have the lifetime of kinky sex and i owe you?

CtheUncanny said:

I therefore retract my offer and request once again that Haystack whip me with his hair

Raspberry said:

Dayum, so close

CtheUncanny said:

Haystack pictures $1million in Raspberry's panties, thereby making her arse seem twice as big, but less saggy looking.

:haystackisatotalbitch:

Haystack said:

Raspberry thinks to herself "if Haystack thinks my arse is saggy, wait till he sees my boobs" ... CtheUncanny once again starts to look attractive ...

Raspberry said:

Haystack remembers asking Raspberry if she'd like some ointment for her nipples. They must have been so sore constantly dragging on the floor like that.

Raspberry said:

CtheUncanny has big ego. Motto is "You snooze, You lose". Walks out of the room not to be seen again

I'd give you an I.O.U. for one lap dance and then demand that you cash that shit in immediately!

AaronExcelsior said:

Hmmm I see C posted above me.

Aaron will love that!

AaronExcelsior said:

I'd stick $25 down your slightly soiled undies so that I could give you a damn good fisting.

Haystack said:

Raspberry says "it's ok so long as I'm sitting down"

Raspberry said:

Bugger me, rigid!!!

The laws have changed in LA,,... lapdances are history ... next question... btw love tha signature...

Haystack said:

Note the measurement underneath...

Yeah, like thanx 4 the info!

PERSIA said:

I'll pay you $1,000,000,000 to forget the law and piss on AaronExcelsior's face.