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So, what's one of the dumbest things you have ever done Well, mine happened about an hour ago. It's Wednesday morning, I grabbed a cup of coffee and went to the computer (upstairs) to see what you guys were up to on the org. While reading threads, a couple minutes turned into a couple more minutes, etc. All of a sudden I heard a big POOF downstairs. I ran downstairs and had forgotten that I had put two eggs on the stove to boil.  The water had boiled out and the eggs EXPLODED! Let me explain. There are bits of egg and shell on the cabinets, counter tops, microwave, coffee pot, on the dining room table, kitchen floor, dining floor, sink, refrig, walls, EVERYWHERE. It looks like a war zone. I grab the pot with what's left of burnt egg bits and throw it in the sink (melting the plastic spatchula in the sink). I start the fan so the fire alarm does not go off (and its starting to stink). I have no shoes on so I am stepping in egg bits on the floor. I get the broom and sweep up the floor, counter tops, table etc. Light a candle. Get out a rag and some 409, tried to calm down and just shook my head.
All I can remember is... You know, it's going to take 10 mins for those eggs to boil, I'll just go check out what's happening on the org. 
Would you like to share with the org family one of your dumbest moments? Paleeeze. . [This message was edited Wed Oct 29 8:23:52 PST 2003 by jthad1129] ---------------------------------
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I'm sorry, but this is really funny 
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that was priceless... 
i needed that laugh ...thanks  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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I once pooped my pants at a Jack IN The Box "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: I once pooped my pants at a Jack IN The Box
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Glad that I could bring a into everyones day. I feel much better. Can you see the egg squishing through my toes?---------------------------------
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rdhull said: I once pooped my pants at a Jack IN The Box
Was it BECAUSE of Jack in the box? ---------------------------------
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On a dare in sixth grade I ate a piece of dog shit (then convulsively puked for an hour)
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Did a similar thing with a blender once. The old ones that didn't have the safety device and I turned it on without the lid! With blackcurrants!!
A perfect circle of black current juce with a three meter diameter across kitchen. Funny thing was I was only slightly splashed. It just went up and out and down, but I id the same as you, just stood there stunned. I left a wooden bread board on a hob (range) once too, flat mate turned on the hob, FIRE FIRE, burning lump of wood in the kitchen, WTF do I dooo? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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jthad1129 said: rdhull said: I once pooped my pants at a Jack IN The Box
Was it BECAUSE of Jack in the box? no..I had to stop out of my car and run into the closest place and ... "Climb in my fur." | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Did a similar thing with a blender once. The old ones that didn't have the safety device and I turned it on without the lid! With blackcurrants!!
A perfect circle of black current juce with a three meter diameter across kitchen. Funny thing was I was only slightly splashed. It just went up and out and down, but I id the same as you, just stood there stunned. I left a wooden bread board on a hob (range) once too, flat mate turned on the hob, FIRE FIRE, burning lump of wood in the kitchen, WTF do I dooo? GOOD ONE!! ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: Well, mine happened about an hour ago. It's Wednesday morning, I grabbed a cup of coffee and went to the computer (upstairs) to see what you guys were up to on the org. While reading threads, a couple minutes turned into a couple more minutes, etc. All of a sudden I heard a big POOF downstairs. I ran downstairs and had forgotten that I had put two eggs on the stove to boil.
The water had boiled out and the eggs EXPLODED! Let me explain. There are bits of egg and shell on the cabinets, counter tops, microwave, coffee pot, on the dining room table, kitchen floor, dining floor, sink, refrig, walls, EVERYWHERE. It looks like a war zone. I grab the pot with what's left of burnt egg bits and throw it in the sink (melting the plastic spatchula in the sink). I start the fan so the fire alarm does not go off (and its starting to stink). I have no shoes on so I am stepping in egg bits on the floor. I get the broom and sweep up the floor, counter tops, table etc. Light a candle. Get out a rag and some 409, tried to calm down and just shook my head.
All I can remember is... You know, it's going to take 10 mins for those eggs to boil, I'll just go check out what's happening on the org.
Would you like to share with the org family one of your dumbest moments? Paleeeze. . [This message was edited Wed Oct 29 8:23:52 PST 2003 by jthad1129] Sex with a couple I didn't know was breaking up. I wish I'd known I'd've just taken her for myself. Imperially Yours,
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soulpower said: Starting to post in the GD forum again after 9 months of abstinence..
Was it my thread that made this happen? Is this a good (dumb) thing, or a bad (dumb) thing? ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: soulpower said: Starting to post in the GD forum again after 9 months of abstinence..
Was it my thread that made this happen? Is this a good (dumb) thing, or a bad (dumb) thing? It was another thread, dont worry. "Peace and Benz -- The future, made in Germany" | |
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I once bit the neck out of a puppy! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: I once bit the neck out of a puppy!
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jthad1129 said: CAMILLE4U said: I once bit the neck out of a puppy!
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i once urinated in some holy water during my unclean time of the month. i'm so ashamed. | |
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I flamed someone... but Dansa showed me the light  The Prince.org Photo Album http://www.purplehouse.nl...ery/Jacqui | |
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GhostlyNun said: i once urinated in some holy water during my unclean time of the month. i'm so ashamed.
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GhostlyNun said: i once urinated in some holy water during my unclean time of the month. i'm so ashamed.
you're blashpemous "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: GhostlyNun said: i once urinated in some holy water during my unclean time of the month. i'm so ashamed.
you're blashpemous at least i can spell blasphemous. you must never allow yourself to get intoxicated under the influence of alcohol. | |
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GhostlyNun said: rdhull said: GhostlyNun said: i once urinated in some holy water during my unclean time of the month. i'm so ashamed.
you're blashpemous at least i can spell blasphemous. you must never allow yourself to get intoxicated under the influence of alcohol. so I made a mistake "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: GhostlyNun said: rdhull said: GhostlyNun said: i once urinated in some holy water during my unclean time of the month. i'm so ashamed.
you're blashpemous at least i can spell blasphemous. you must never allow yourself to get intoxicated under the influence of alcohol. so I made a mistake that's fine, my child. simply look to yourself for forgiveness. to err is human, to forgive is stupid. | |
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GhostlyNun said: rdhull said: GhostlyNun said: rdhull said: GhostlyNun said: i once urinated in some holy water during my unclean time of the month. i'm so ashamed.
you're blashpemous at least i can spell blasphemous. you must never allow yourself to get intoxicated under the influence of alcohol. so I made a mistake that's fine, my child. simply look to yourself for forgiveness. to err is human, to forgive is stupid. don't be so hard on yourself Cam "Climb in my fur." | |
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We have a nun amongst us... 
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Lleena said: We have a nun amongst us...
Welcome. that aint no nun..thats r kelly jr! "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: Lleena said: We have a nun amongst us...
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Oh Thad!!! I really feel 4 ya!
I did a similar ditzy thing a few years ago when I was living away from home... I was cooking 4 my flat mate and I - he was due home anytime, and I was cooking some stir fry in a frying pan - and decided that I would try out my culinary skills and add a dash of this, a douse of that... I got the vinegar bottle out, as I figured it could do with a little extra ZING... and fuck me sideways if a flame 4 ft high and rising didnt leap outta that skillet at the ceiling. 4 a second or 2 I just stood there in awe...and shock mainly before my senses slapped my dumb ass 2 attention and I threw the whole lot in the sink. Needless 2 say, we eat out after that. | |
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