Most detailed record of phalli amputated in battle:

"In 1300 BC King Menephta returned to Karnak in Egypt after defeating the Libyans. As a mark of his success he brought with him more than 13,000 phalli taken from his defeated adversaries. On an ancient monument at Karnak details of his success are given:

Phalluses of Libyan generals 6
Phalluses cut off Libyans 6,359
Sirculians killed, phalluses cut off 222
Etruscans killed, phalluses cut off 542
Greeks killed, phalluses presented to the King 6,111"

Threads killed by bananacologne : 2,389
Threads jacked by Gooey : 1, 756
Threads about sex by justkelley : 7,023

:LOL:

Largest human testicle:

"Testicles are much of muchness, varying in dimensions very little from man to man. One authority, T. H. Van de Velde in his "Ideal Marriage", puts the "mature testicle" at from 4 to 4½ cm. long, and from 2 to 24/5 cm. broad. It is suggested that "at the utmost" the testicle does not exceed 5 cm. in length. This is probably true for healthy men, though venereal and other diseases can produce staggering results. In some maladies a testicle the size of a football is not unknown. One can only try to imagine the agony caused by elephantiasis and other conditions in which the testicles can swell to proportions vastly larger than the victim's head."

Vashti said:

1.757

Let's be honest. In the end every thread is about me, Phil and Maarten.
And Darin. And Cloudbster (where IS cloudbuster?) and Cborgman.

We're ALL dirtay and need to hit the showers RIGHT NOW!

Now I am really off

Raspberry said:

ewww...

Vashti said:

its great to be noticed for my work around here...

jeremyfaulkner said:

damn it!!!

Largest Tumor Removed Intact



The largest tumor ever removed intact was a multicystic mass of the right ovary weighing 137.6 kg (303 lb). The operation, which took over six hours, was performed by Professor Katherine O'Hanlan of Stanford University Medical Center, California, USA. The growth had a diameter of 1 m (3 ft) and was removed in its entirety in October 1991 from the abdomen of an unnamed 34-year-old woman. The patient – who weighed 95 kg (210 lb) after the operation and has made a full recovery – left the operating theater on one stretcher and the cyst left on another.

justkelley said:

WORK?! you call that "WORK"...more like "hands on experience" :LOL:

Vashti said:

well...it can also be called something else...

....


TMI EDIT.....:DISBELIEF:
[This message was edited Wed Oct 29 6:19:43 PST 2003 by justkelley]

Longest female pubic hair:

"Pubic hair, short and curly in most of us, sometimes grows to quite extraordinary lengths. Havelock Ellis worked as a midwife in his early days, and he notes that only in one case did long pubic hair hamper his efforts. In some remarkable cases recorded by a certain Mr. F. L. John (1778-1852) the pubic hair was longer than the women's ordinary hair. Thus (Paulini): the pubic hair reached the knees... (Bartholia): the pubic hair was plaited behind the woman's back. Ronald Learsall, who nicely notes these instances, observes with appropriate insight that such cases "are unquestionably freakish."

justkelley said:

:LOL:

Isn't that a life saving proceedure?!?

Raspberry said:

:ILL:

Vashti said:

sometimes it can be

The Woman Who Asks The Most GUESS!

Marathon Lovemaking Session:
"When a reporter asked Mae West (1892-1980) how she went about writing her memoirs, the legendary sex star quipped, "I do all of my best work in bed." She wasn't kidding. In her autobiography she writes of how she and a sexual prodigy named Ted made love for 15 consecutive hours."