I need a Org bf or gf, post your resume here
[This message was edited Tue Oct 28 13:46:17 PST 2003 by Sweeny79]

I'm cute, smart, funny. I smell nice, and I never forget Birthdays.

Last time you did this...I got ditched.

althom said:

I know I was just thinking about that!

sweeny...honey...

will you have me ?




im a ton of fun

Sweeny79 said:

justkelley said:

I need more information.

What can you do for me as my org gf?

What do you have to offer my organization?

althom said:

Sorry I was a newbie, I didn't know any better

Sweeny79 said:

well...its been a while since i did the girl on girl thing...whatcha lookin for baby ?

justkelley said:

Well it would mean you ahve to orgnote me everyday with all the org gossip,create a fuss out of me on the threads, ocassionally deote appreciation threads to me and slueth for me when I need you to.


[This message was edited Tue Oct 28 13:59:02 PST 2003 by Sweeny79]

Sweeny79 said:

thats a lot of work...

what do i get out of it ?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Is that a resume? So you can whistle, I need more.

Wait a sec I seen you post already, no two timeing bastards excepted! Next!

justkelley said:

I do the same for you! and i send flowers :F:

Sweeny79 said:

sweet...sounds like a plan

justkelley said:

Well so far your the only applicant (I'm not counting JD), I guess no one else likes me.

HOW COME NO ONE ELSE WANTS ME??? :FIT:



an I am in a strange mood today edit
[This message was edited Tue Oct 28 14:18:17 PST 2003 by Sweeny79]

awww honey...i will back out...that way the men can have you ...

justkelley said:

NO I want you and a man!

I'm me. you can't ask for more than that. can ya?

Sweeny79 said:

wooo you are in a mood today

Heavenly said:

AWWW

justkelley said:

and bad combo

Holla if you like anal sex.

Oh good lord

Sweeny79 said:

you now you like a good rimming. The chocolate invasion starts here.

sinisterpentatonic said:

go ahead make itas gross sounding as possible and then I'll never try it.

Sweeny79 said:

Hey, now, hey!
Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! ASSHOLE!

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see . . .
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole . . .

No no no, yeah yeah yeah
I said
You . . . are . . . an ASSHOLE!

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
'N maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I've ever seen in my life
Was his name . . .
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRR
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The tale of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona . . .
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three-hundred and seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong shows
Next Thursday, teen town's finest
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

Well, now you been to The Grape, been to The Chest
Now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

You say you can't live with what you've been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch: Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer pooop chute
(Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer . . .

Ok I think i'm done with this thread now, Happy Sin?