Who would be the best ever at sex/making love?


I was thinking that God, as the creator would make the best lover, what do you think? .

Is it worng to think of God in a sexual way? I know He is old, but come on... I just wondered, and I dont wanna come across as joking about, BUT who would be the best lover in the world?

REDFEATHERS said:

U make me laugh sometimes U really do!

Julio Iglesias.

gooeythehamster said:

He is old and wrinkly now! I dont think he would make the best lover, Love is God, God is love, and as God is God and a zillion years old, I am sure if he created man, he would have created himself some wrinkle remover.
[This message was edited Mon Oct 27 3:31:45 PST 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Why? .

REDFEATHERS said:

Yeah but he's not as old as God is he Red?!

REDFEATHERS said:

you of course

The best lover in the world is YOU.

Only YOU know all your own G-spots.

Only YOU are in the mood when you are in the mood.

Make love to thyself.

Christopher said:

yes, I know that , lol, but I didnt wanna mention me in my thread. .

That's all a question of taste !!

I've had guys that were wet dreams to look at but performed very poorly...and visa versa !!

My first ex still holds that title for me though !!

gooeythehamster said:

I cannot go down on myself .

Jack Nicholson becuz he's good at everything.

Fhunkin said:

If one looks at your avatar, you could mistake thempoles behind your head as two devil horns!

REDFEATHERS said:

I won't either!

Fhunkin said:

Damn you for being gay! Lemme wear a strap on and not shave for a week, I will cure you of your ex.


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REDFEATHERS said:

dont be modest

gooeythehamster said:

ROFLMAO! .

gooeythehamster said:

Meanie!

Christopher said:

I wasnt, I was just being honest .

REDFEATHERS said:

ehehe, it looks like poor ol' Fhunkin has an arrow through his head!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Agreed!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Lemme look again...hee hee! wtf is that on his head? .

REDFEATHERS said:

Save that explosion, I not the gay guy that doesn't do women !! I prefer men only more...but occasionaly !!

Hmmm...lemme think. Anyone who can shake their ass for hours on end and not get tired and can seduce me with their serpentine undulations. U know if they got moves like that, they can get the job done. Hmmm...P. comes to mind. hehe

Fhunkin said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Yeah, I'd love to phuck with God!

Grace Jones, there'd be no messing about with her!

HerRoyalBadness said:

REDFEATHERS said:

if i could make a copy of myself & make love 2 myself i think i'd b the best i ever had...