bluesbaby said:

good question ...

justkelley said:

see above...

cborgman said:

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

cborgman said:

although...

he did comment once tht as soon as i moved in everything went gay. the roomie i replaced suddenly up and told him about how in HS he let a guy blow him and the other roomie gave up heterosexuality for lent...

that's too funny!!!

madartista said:

i will never think of will ferral or robert goulet in quite the same way

cborgman said:

and u shouldn't!!!

nor should u think of "straight" in the same way -- tho I'm sure u don't!

oops! ya just missed catching me

You should've asked if he was interested in a game of soggy biscuit.

cborgman said:

OMG! True story...

During the height of my mom's drug days, she and her friends would bake pot brownies because they got burned out smoking all the time. Her friend had just cooked up a batch and set it out to cool off after taking it out of the oven. I guess she went to go take a bath before wrapping them in saran wrap and putting them in the fridge. Well, when she got out the tin was on the floor and the entire thing had been devoured by her two dogs. Realizing that that waw WAY too huge a dose for two animals, she called an emergency vet for advice. She didn't give the incriminating specifics but just mentioned that they had eaten something 'toxic'. The vet instructed her on how to make a formula that induces vomiting. The trick was how to get them to take the stuff. She called my Mom in the middle of the night and was like "Fran, I've got a HUGE problem that I need help with". My mom hopped in her car with some vinegar, baking soda and a turkey baster ready for the puke-fest. They just jammed the turkey baster down their throats so they were forced to swallow the liquid and were puking the rest of the night. So my mom and her friend missed out on a great high, but they had an even better time working their magic on two tripping dogs.

You have a knack for that Chris. Do you remember when we were in the army together you caught me a couple of times!

Me & Chris were in the Marines together until he got his green beret. He saved my life many times. I remember when we were advancing on Shanghai. We suffered huge casulties & were nearly out of ammo. Then we found out we were supposed to be invading Iraq, not China. Well, you can imagine, we got into big trouble for that one. If I hadn't blown up the police station, we could both have been in big trouble.

I remember that night out in LA we had with Pamela & Tommy Lee. We were all motorbike racing through poor areas naked when I came off my bike. Well, I thought I was gonna, but Chris just drove by & scooped me up. Amazing.

We were ambushed once in a brothel in Saigon. I thought I was gonna, as my weapon was in my pants but Chris (who always keeps a machine gun on his back) just leapt out of the girls room naked, yelling "No one messes with Borgman" and simply blew away out commanding officers like they were coke bottles on a wall.

It was after that we decided to get the tattoos. He said he wanted me to get a tattoo of his favourite musician. Well, we were both real drunk so we went to a parlour and I got the Lovesexy cover done over my right nipple. Chris returned the favour, and got my favourite - Billy Ray Cyrus, tattoes onto his back.

Crazy times

BigGuns said:

Just when I thought the org couln't get any weirder. You feeling okay pal?

daned said:

What gets me is the amount of time and thought which has gone in2 the thread!



Top marks BigGuns!
[This message was edited Sat Oct 25 3:37:27 PDT 2003 by JDINTERACTIVE]

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Thank you sir. I'm a big thinker. Do you like guns?

BigGuns said:

[This message was edited Sat Oct 25 3:43:42 PDT 2003 by JDINTERACTIVE]

Why do you keep editing? My PC is a bit slow, so I don't see what you said originaly. Friend or Foe?

BigGuns said:

Answer very carefully JD. He's armed.

daned said:

I reckon its an oldie posing as a newbie!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Icenine?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

foe. :johnwu:

daned said:

Nope. I dunno.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Didn't Red Feathers say she was going away? Perhaps she's come back as a man.

Hang on!

I know who this!

It's Rudedog!

daned said:

less of the dog, four-eyes

I always used to lock the door while jacking off.

But maybe that's just me.

gooeythehamster said:

You don't anymore?

TRON said:

I live on my own.
If someone walks into the room while I jack off it's by my own design

gooeythehamster said:

Yeah... makes sense. Something tells me this guy wanted to be "caught"... go for it Cborgman!!!

gooeythehamster said:

I should say; when anybody walks into me while masturbating.
Just the bedroom is rather boring.
Live dangerously.

Better check that he's alright. A shock like that could cause a whip lash effect. Better get him to hospital to check him over.