Everyone knows about standing far from the next guy (unless you want to peep) when it comes to individual urinals. But yesterday I was in a bar with a trough urinal (y’know the one that looks like pigs could feed from it!) and I remembered the old school adage that you should never go to the “drain” end of the urinal. I actually moved to the “non-drain” end, mid flow! Anyone share any other urinal quirks?

I sip from left to right.

PREDOMINANT said:

I take it no-one was required to move out of your way?

If I go to one of those troughs with my mate Dan we drop a match stick in the middel stand on either side and we see who can piss push it right to the oher side.

i never peed on anyones leg by accident.

CAMILLE4U said:

Sort of like "Pooh Sticks"? You could call the game "Wee Sticks"

Any one got some mates together to see how far you can pee up a wall!

CAMILLE4U said:

I'd love to see a women try that!

KeithyT said:

You mean mid piss person circumnavigation?




Nah!

Does anyone like to cross streams?

CAMILLE4U said:

Used to do it at school, there was a patch above the urinal where you tried to beat the previous record.

Cloudbuster said:

You'll be swordfighting next

PREDOMINANT said:

There was a club/bar that I used to go to in Uni days that had three urinals. Avove each one there was written a measurement, 4 inch, 6 inch, 8 inch (or something like that) everyone always went to 8 first, then 6 even though 6 was in the middle!!!, I once even saw a guy wait to use the 6 or 8 while the 4 was free. Where was that place , next Prince Party venue?

PREDOMINANT said:

Wicked.

PREDOMINANT said:

i like peeking at the guys next to me.

My rules are simple in the restroom.

1) shut the fuck-up and don't make small talk.

2) look if you need to but don't stare or I'll piss on you

3) wash your hands you sick bastard, I've got to touch the door to open it.

Slave2daGroove said:

Well said!

I would never piss in anything that looked like a trough. I would sooner drive all the way home each time I had to pee then use some communal commode.

CAMILLE4U said:

Cloudbuster said:

You should know "never cross the streams" not my words of course

Rule number 1.. Watch out for the spiders.

Huh, 9s!

are you fucking kiddin me ???

PREDOMINANT said:

What's wrong with the drain end?

Oh. Oh my. Y'all may have just pushed me from bi to lez (sorry Matt). I think the matchstick thing was the final straw. Men. . .I'm done witcha. . .

tackam said:

you're turned off. i'm getting horny



different strokes

what drives me nuts is when str8 guys try to make conversation with me while we are peeing, because i have no idea how to properly carry on from that point? are you supposed to pretend the spot at eye level in front of you is really intriguing and have a conversation? do you make solid eye contact, but not look? is that "hey, i want you to look, it strokes my ego?"

ARGH!!